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3 Rupay May 500 Sms ... =P ;->
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May, 14 2010
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chanda
Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.
Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?
Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)
Meri Har Zarurat Mere Dost Jc Hai
Meri Har Zarurat Mere Dost Jc Hai
Mre DiL Mai Bani Murat Mere Dost Jc Hai
Yun Mat Kaho Mra Dost BANDAR Jsa Hai
U Kaho BANDAR Ki Surat Mere dost Jc Hai!.. ;->
Forward dis msg 2 ur frndZ n get cool,
Forward dis msg 2 ur frndZ n get cool,
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But reply me first.
Kia haal hai? =P ;)
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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Vegetable msg...
Vegetable msg...
MOOLI gajar ka noor tujh pr brsy
Teri chahat ko Aaloo timater trsy.
Teri zindagi me ayen itny kaddoo.
k tu Chotay tinday khany ko tarsy.
Marriage is a relationship
Marriage is a relationship of love between life partners and love is blind…therefore, marriage is 4 blind people.
Mausam Ne Li Angrai
Mausam Ne Li Angrai
Aur Hum Ne Phad Li Razai
IceCreAm Se Hy Larai
MongphaLi Hi Sirf Ghr Main Aai
Cold Drink Se Muun Mor Lia
Chai Cofee Se Nata Jor Lia
HaPpY WiNtEr . . . :)
1st ever intelligent pathan..
1st ever intelligent pathan..
Teacher : what do u call a person who can not hear anything??
Pathan: u can call him anything , bcoz he can not hear any thing....
friend said to me
Friend Said to Me:
Mere Paas Ghar Hai,
Car Hai,
Computer Hai,
2,2 Mobile Phones Hain.
Tere Paas Kya Hai?
Maine Kaha:
Mere Paas.
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.
.
Cheeni Hai. :-)
When u win,
When u win,
Evry1 takes pride in celebratng ur victory
But
When u lose only true frnds hold ur hand,
Sit by ur side
&
say
Tu sanu hmesha zalil e keeta.
WHENEVER I WANT UR PRESENCE,
WHENEVER I WANT UR PRESENCE,
I READ YOUR SMS...................
WHENEVER I WANT TO SEE YOU,
I CLOSE MY EYES......................
WHENEVER I WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,
KUTTE KO PATHAR MAAR DETA HOOON
after eating fish sa
After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach
aisa hai dostana ham
Aisa hai dostana hamara,
mein kisti tu kinara ,
mai dhanush tu teer ,
mai matar tu paneer ,
mein barish tu badal ,
mai rajma tu chawal,
mein hot tu cool ,
mai April tu fool
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