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3 Rupay May 500 Sms ... =P ;->

May, 14 2010 163 chars (2 sms) 3263 views Funny

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''yeh sher aur shayari kya karte ho,

''yeh sher aur shayari kya karte ho,
Sachmuch inme dam nahi,
Hamse bhi kuch puchlo,
Ham bhi kisise kam nahi...''

Phela parrot Rs 5000

Phela parrot Rs 5000 ka hay kiyon ke ye computer janta hay, doosra Rs 10000 ka kiyon ke ye computer aur driving dono janta hay Aur ye teesra Rs 700000 ka hay.

Man: Teesra kia karta hay jo itna expensive hay?

Shopkeeper: Mein ne iss ko kutch kartay nahin dekha lekin pehlay do iss ko BOSS kehtay hain.

anewala kal tumhara

Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai..
TumharaTha..
Tumhara Hi Rhega..
Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai..
SochoKyon?
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Kyuki kal 1st APRIL Hai..
HAPPY FOOLs DAY

Janab Yaqoob Rasheed Ne Farmaya

Janab Yaqoob Rasheed Ne Farmaya

K Shawal K Maheeny May

Jo Shaks Kisi Ko 100 Rupay Ka Card

Send Karega Qayamat K Din

Usay Ek Warid Ki Sim Free Milegi

malang and engineers

Long Time ago people who sacrificed thr Love, Youth, Beauty,Friends, Family,Laughter & Happiness
were called "MALANG".

Now,
They r called
"ENGINEERS"

Hukmraano K Hain

Hukmraano K Hain 360 Din,
Awam K Hain 5 Din,
Aye Aye>

Hoy Hoye,

Aye Aye>

Aye Aye Jo Aye
"Budget"
Mehangai Le K Aye,
Hoy Hoye
Mehangai Le K Aye,

After "Engagement

After "Engagement" Pepole Askd What U Want?
Sardar Replied: Phansi

After Phansi

Pe0pLe Came 2 Know Sardar Waz Saying

"FIANCEE"

O Frnd Jee

O Frnd Jee
Tussi Mittha Aam Ho
Coca Cola Da Jaam Ho
Sir Dard Ka Baam Ho
Sara Kuch Theek Hy
Bas SMS Nahi Kerde
Ba Es Waste Badnaam Ho. . . ;->

Promise me we

Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey.

************BREAKING NEWS*************

************BREAKING NEWS*************

ZABARDAST SALE TAMAM BATA OUR

SERVISE KI DUKAAN PAR EK

JORA KHARIDNEY PAR 5 JOREY FREE.......

JALDI KARIEN.............

CRICKET TEAM WAPIS

AA RAHE HAI............

Doctor Seikh Sy :

Doctor Seikh Sy :
Aap K Bachy Ki Taang
Kaatni Pary Gi

Seikh:
Pelan Dasna C Main
Onu Navi Juti Na Ley
K Denda ... ;->

Q: Agar 1 door per

Q: Agar 1 door per kutta bhonk raha ho orr dosre door p biwi chilla
rahe ho tu ap pehle konsa door kholen g?
A: Kutte wala door coz kutta andar akar bhonkna band kar de g

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