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3 Rupay May 500 Sms ... =P ;->
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May, 14 2010
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One Day Teeth and Tongue
One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..
Teeth Said:
"If I just press u a little, you will get cut"
Tongue Replied:
"If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will come out of the mouth... =P ;->
''adhi raat chand nikla thori der da.......
''adhi raat chand nikla thori der da........
me jitho jitho kehni hei to kiyon nhi cherda.....
aa ja sajna tenu milan da dil kr da.....
me jithu jithu kehndi aaei tu kiyon nhi cherda....''
2000 mai Lipstick
2000 mai Lipstick kitnee Sastii Hotii tHiii :)
bUt aj tu sab se farighhh Brand Bhi Mehnga ha :(
jeeenay Doo mushii
Customer Shouted:
Customer Shouted:
"Waiter , Waiter !
There''s A Dead Fly In
My Soup ..."
waiter Replied:
"Oh No !
Who''s Going To Look
After His Family ..." ;->
Bhool k bhi kisi ko rulana,
Bhool k bhi kisi ko rulana,
Zindagi mai sab ko hasaana,
Dushman ko bhi gaale lagana,
phir bhi koi gham de to,
9 0 (Nine Zero) pe fon lagana thook denge saale ko . . . . . . . ;->
1 Guy Ran Toi
1 Guy Ran Toi The Police Station, Trying To Gain His Breath : "Officer. Arrest Me, I Beat My Wife"
Officer: "Did She Die . . .? ? ?"
Guy : "No, She Is Running After Me" ;->
kitne pyar se likha
Kitne Pyar Se Likha Tha Sahil Pe Tera Naam,,,
*.*pappU*.*
Na Jane Kis ZALIM Ne GUTKAY
Ki Pichkari Maar k Laal Kar Diya... ;->
ap insan nahi ho
ap insan nahi ho our na hi insan kehlane ke layaq ho.
ap to aik farishta ho.
kon sa farishta?
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Wo farishta jo jannat se nikala gaya tha.:-)
You r the biggest fool on earth...
You r the biggest fool on earth...
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upar dekh liya na..
ab yaha neeche kya certificate dhundh rahe ho..?
meaning of pakistan
Meaning of PAKISTAN
P. Pyaar
A. Aman
K. Khushhaali
I. Insaaf
S. Shaanti
T. Tarakki
A. Aazaad adliya
N. Not available here.
Jo sagar ne kaha
Jo
sagar
ne kaha
lehron se,
Jo
ped
ne kaha
patto se,
jo
phoolon
ne kaha
kaliyon se,
wohi
main
tumhe
kehta hun,
aey
chal chal
hawa
aane de
Mubarak Ho Musharraf Gaya..
Mubarak Ho Musharraf Gaya..
Apni Biwi K Sath Ghoomney :-D
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