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Sardar Learning English, Introduces His family at a Party
Sardar Learning English, Introduces His family at a Party
Hi i''m Sardar,
This is my sardarni
He is My Kid
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This Is My Kidney
''Banday kol mobile v howy,
''Banday kol mobile v howy,
Balance v howy
sada number v howy
tay banda faregh v howy
wat v banda sanoo msg na kare,
Arman ta lagday afsos ta lagday…?
roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani
roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani
roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani
roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani
chota tha tabhi dekhne nahi mili koi mil gaya...
ab dekhta hu mein reshma ki jawani...;->
A boy goes to see a dance.
A boy goes to see a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!
boys
B - Badmashiyon Me Sab Se Aage.
O - Ollo0 Ki Tarah Raat Me Jaage.
Y - Yaarian Nibhate Jaan Laga K.
S - Shareef Sirf Maa Baap K Aage... ;->
2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy
2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy.
1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha,
2nd Udaas Kony Mai betha Tha.
Baap: Tum itna Q Hans Rahy Ho?
Beta: Mummy ne Dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya. :-)
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle.
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...
Tourist:
"How do u escape if a lion comes now?"
Sardar:
"Give the indicator of RIGHT side & turn LEFT
paida hua zardari to
Paida Hua Zardari Tou
Shaitaan Ne Kaha
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Lo Aaj Hum Bhi
Sahib-e-Aulaad Ho Gaye
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smile
Always smile ,you know why?
B’coz…..Hanso! Jiyo! …
Muskurao!…Kya Pata…
Kal Daant ho na ho!…
Keep smiling..
Jo Mujhe Abhi Msg Na Bheje Wo . . . ? ? ?
Jo Mujhe Abhi Msg Na Bheje
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Wo Thori Der Baad Bhej Sakta Hai
Koi Tension Nahi Hai . . . ;->
''Samandar k Kinare Baitha Hon FARAZ!
''Samandar k Kinare Baitha Hon FARAZ!
Kabhi na Kabhi to Leher Aaye Gi
Qismat Badle ya Na Badle
Kam az Kam
Chappal to Dhul Jayegi. :-)''
Fakir bache se:
Fakir bache se: 1 rupe ka sawal hai baba!
Bacha: baba, jaldi se sawal poocho,
muje ek rupe ki sakht zarort hai..!
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