Shohar: Tum Sunya Ki Bad-surat
Tareen Makhlooq Ho
Biwi: Aur Tum Dunya k Bad-tareen
Sharabi Ho ..
Shohar: Magar Main Tou Kal Se
Sharab Chorh Raha Hoon ... =P ;)
1 srdar ji khali katori mein roti dubo k kha raha tha
Waiter ne dkha to pucha: Ap kia kr rhe hain?
Srdrji: Me maths ka teacher hu, Mene daal suppose ki hui hai!
Wish u a very Happy new year Valentine’s day Basant 23rd march 14 august Eid ul fitr Eid ul azha Friendship day Mother, father Dadi, dada Nana, nani Children’s day Happy b’day 365 good mornings After noons, evenings’ & nights
Roz roz ka drama nahi Hota mujh se Ab pura saal mat kehna SMS nahi kia
School se hasil ki hum ne education.
Phir bhi na samajh paaye dil ki difinition
Dil k darwaze pe likh diya no admission
pHir bhi ap chae aay withoutpermission