Man at medical shop:- I need poison. .
Chemist:- I can''t sell u that.
Man shows wife''s photo.
Chemist:- Oh! Sorry. I didn''t know u have a prescription . . . ;->
Bartender: I Think
U''ve Had Enuf Sir !
Drunk: I Just Lost
My Wife , Buddy !
Bartender: Well, It Must
Be Hard Losing A Wife
Drunk: It Was Almost
Impossible ;->
Today is GABBER SINGH''s death anniversary. plz switch off ur cell for 2 minutes as a mark of respect and send this message to atleast 1 criminal as i did;)
Without u ,life is black and white
Without u ,the world is no hops no light
Without u t can''t go left or right
Without u i lose my sight
Thank u my glasses