sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se

Sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se
germs mar jatay hain.

Science ko yeh to btao k germs ki
Dead bodies to paani
mai he rehti hain na;-)

May, 05 2010 149 chars (1 sms) 2222 views Funny

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Women are confusing…

Women are confusing…
Before marriage they expect a man, after marriage they suspect a man, after he dies they respect the man.

31st march or 1st ap

31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools...;->

Pathan Born in JUNGLE

Pathan Born in JUNGLE is called SHER KHAN

born in WAR is BANDOOQ KHAN

Born in 0cean SAMANDAR KHAN

Born in garden GUL khan

&

when Born in a BUS New khan.

Larkiyan shalwar k neechy kiya penanti hain

Larkiyan shalwar k neechy
kiya penanti hain?

SOCHO

AUR SOCHO

GUESS?

Phir SOCHO..

Inta Ajeeb to mat
SOCHO,

Pagal na bano

"chappal pehnti hain"

''Maine ik or naya mobile

''Maine ik or naya mobile lya hai jis me ,fingerprint technology, 8 mega pixel double cam, 6 inch touch screen & 24Gb built in memory, waghaira kuch bhi nahi hai''

cricket mei ksi player

Beta Baap Se: Agr
Cricket Mei Ksi Player
Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye
Tou Us k Saath Kia Krty
Hyn ???

Baap: Beta Usay
Umpire Bna Dia Jata Hy,
Jese "SIMON TAUFFEL" ;->

aadmi dusre aadmiyo ko

ek baaar ek aadmi dusre aadmiyo ko uchaaalta he.... toh uske dimaag me aise hi koi idea kaise aata he????

simple!!

aaadmi ko uchalega toh it will be men toss ....mentos-dimaag ki batti jala de

When a man talks dirty

When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it''s sexual
harassment.when a woman talks dirty to a woman talks dirty to a man,
it''s$3.95per minute.

Zaroorat Khan.

Ek Pathan ki 10 Betiyan thin:

Phir jaa kar usko Ek Beta Hua...

Pathan ne uska Naam kya rakh hoga???

Zaroorat Khan.

pappu arz karta hy

"PAppu" Arz kArtA hy..

TEri YAAd mE HuM itnA Kho gAyE..

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POTTY kArtAy kArtAy wAhiN Soo gAyE... ;->

ladki wale hame ais

ladki wale hame ais

Ladki Wale: Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye

Jo Kuch Khata-Pita Na Ho

Aur Kuch Ghalat Kaam Na Karta Ho

Pandit: Aisa Ladka Toh ICU K Emergency Ward Mei Mileyga.. ;->

Koi Sui mangy Hum Teer deingy

Koi Sui mangy
Hum Teer deingy

Koi Billi mangy
Hum sher deingy

Koi Lassi mangy
Hum Kheer deingy

Magar

koi CHEENI mangy to

Hum Cheer dein gy... ;->

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