sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se

sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se


Sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se
germs mar jatay hain.

Science ko yeh to btao k germs ki
Dead bodies to paani
mai he rehti hain na;-)
  

May, 05 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     2405 views       Funny

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''Chalo dekhen faraz naya saal mere muqaddar me kya laya hai,
pichle saal kamino ne mera bohot record lagaya hai,
shair koi bhi ho naam mera lagaya hai,
kambakhaton ko na taras mere naam pe aya hai,
ab to koi apne bachay ka naam faraz nahi rakhe ga,
sunne me to ye ailan bhi aya hai,
dusre mulk walon ko bhi hairan karwaya hai,
faraz kon sa ajooba hai or pakistanio ne kahan se paya hai,
Itna mashoor to kisi ka baap bhi na tha,
star nahi kamino ne mujhe superstar banaya hai"''
Mumbai attacks kay baad Pakistan ne bhi India ko apni "MOST WANTED" LIST bhej di hay......

SINDH demands "KATRINA KAIF"

PUNJAB demand "PRIYANKA CHOPRA"

BALOCHISTAN demands "KAREENA KAPOOR"

NWFP desperatly and urgently wants "SHAHID
KAPOOR"
Geo
pathano Geo
na poocho mein tumharey baghair kyun naheen roya,

waja thee yeh log agar mein rota to inhon nein kehna tha

"tum nein uss kee yaad par pani phair diya hai"
When I was younger I hated going to weddings ... it seemed that all of my
aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the
ribs and cackling, telling me, ''You''re next.''

They stopped that stuff after I started doing the same thing to them at
funerals..... :d
Danton ko bachanay k 3 tareekay


1..Rozana Brush karna

2..Choclate or sweets kam khana

3..
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Muj se kabhi panga na lena...
So keep sending sms and smile wid all 32 teeth..!!
american bola hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us kai leg nahi thay hum ne ussay artifical leg laga diye ajj woh bacha atthele hai
russain bola hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us k haath nahi thay hum ne artifical haath lagwa diya ajj woh boxer hai
pakistani bola yeh tou kuch b nahi hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us ka sir nahi tha hum ne ussay army ki head pehna hii ajj woh hamara president hai
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka Character begar jayega.
Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?


Bcoz..


Baba Ramdev Said


"Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!"
admi malik makan say;ap k makan may jaga jaga chohy nachty hy! malik makan' To 5000/ main kia madhori a k nachy gi.

Boy : Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga.
Papa : Kyu Beta?

Boy : Aaj School Mein Hamara Wazan Kiya Tha.

Papa : Toh Kya Hua?

Boy : Aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya to.;->
1 kanjoos Hajj par gaya or zor zor
se DUA mangne lga
"YA ALLAH MERE SARE GUNNAH
MAAF KARDE WARNA MERA
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2 Lakh Wapas kar de..."
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