sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se

sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se


Sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se
germs mar jatay hain.

Science ko yeh to btao k germs ki
Dead bodies to paani
mai he rehti hain na;-)
  

May, 05 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     3114 views       Funny

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Question: Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?


A: Mere khayal Mei Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Mei
Umar Sharif,

Nawaz Sharif,
Shehbaz Sharif,
hain.
Jab k Aurton Mei sirf 1 Babra Sharif hi hai or wo kitni sharif ha ye ham sab janty hain.
... F A C T ...

Teachers Are Those

Who Helps Us In
Resolving Problems

Which

Without Them



We Wouldn''t Have ... ;->
Teacher:Who Was The 1st Man?

Student:Adam.

Teacher:N The 1st Woman?

Student: Umm..Madam.
I know its your birthday today..
I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel..
so I shall talk to you in person there,
because I don"t know to express my feelings in SMS
Wats dhE diffrence between a mosquito n a fly
.
.
.
.
.
.
Fly can Fly...
but
Mosquito cant mosquito...
If people says you are crazy, be patiend. if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you,
someone needs you,
but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever
forgets your birthday.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

Teacher : 2 aisi cheezo k naam batao,
jinhe Nashte me nhi kha skte.



Sid: Sir, LUNCH AUR DINNER.!
Wonderful couples in this world


Heart & beats



Night & moon



Roses & love



Fish & water




My SmS & ur smile
A sweet demand by a kid.

He was beaten up by his mom.

Dad askd what happnd son?

kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,

i want my own
Arz kiya hai....
tere gam mein aye zalim hasina .....hum khana bhul gaye ...
tere gam mein aye zalim hasina .....hum khana bhul gaye ...

majnu ki kabr khudi aur hum nahana bhul gaye :P
You Know That
Old Saying

"Strike While The Iron
Is Hot ??"

Well That''s A Pretty
Dumb Sating

Coz

"I''ll Betcha
A Cold Iron Will Hurt
Like Hell Too" ;->