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sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se
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sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se
sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se
Sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se
germs mar jatay hain.
Science ko yeh to btao k germs ki
Dead bodies to paani
mai he rehti hain na;-)
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practice makes man perfect
Practice makes man perfect...
Then wat abt woman??
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Any guesses??
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She is BORN perfect.!
Hai na girls..??? :-P
1 Larkay ko kia chaiye?
1 Larkay ko kia chaiye?
1 Larki jo Pyar de
1 Larki jo acha khana banaye
1 larki jo paisa kamaye
Aur aisa naseeb ke tino larkiyaan ek dusre se mill na sakaye
wht did a handosm
wht did a handosm dog say to a beautiful bitch during a candlelight
dinner near a romantic river in open moonlight?
"BhoW bHOw"
Hor vicaray ne ki khena
si..:->
dil mai app ankh
Dil mai app,
Ankhön mai app,
Sansøø mai app,
Har jaga app hi app,
Na jane kab hogi hamari zindagi
"JARASEEM"
se pak... =P ;->
Women are confusing…
Women are confusing…
Before marriage they expect a man, after marriage they suspect a man, after he dies they respect the man.
Yaar Ye Dekh...
Yaar
Ye Dekh...
Kisi Ne Sara Msg Khaali Bheja Hai.
After all I have decided t
After all I have decided to write a Sad SMS.
Just See below!
I means I am successful coz u r sad that you don''t have a sad message to forward.
Is Dunya Me 1 Ache
Is Dunya Me 1 Ache
Insaan Ka Mlna Ksi
Mojze Se Kam Nhi
1 Aisa Insan Jo
Khunsurat Dil Aur
Purkashish Shaksiyat
Ka Malik Ho
Islye
Qadar Kro Meri Zalimo''n ... ;->
i am doing candle lite
I am doing candle lite. . . . .
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Poti !
"Geo WAPDA sada Geo"
1 tha Chooha..
1 tha Chooha..
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Aur nahi hai bus 1 hi tha@
A man drinking
A man drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly. Man next 2
him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.
Man: Sorry, I didn''t know it was her turn
I want to update my facebook status
A prisoner was about to be executed.
Just before his execution the officer
asked him about his any last request
he said
I want to update my facebook status:D
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