sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se

Sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se
germs mar jatay hain.

Science ko yeh to btao k germs ki
Dead bodies to paani
mai he rehti hain na;-)

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ek teacher se puchha

ek teacher se puchha gaya ki wo apne bachho ko kya padhate hai?
teacher ne bade aaram se ans diya-
pahle to mai unhe batata hu ki mai kya batyane wala hu,
fir jo batana hota hai mai unhe bata deta hu,
or ant me,mai unhe ye batata hu ki maine unhe kya bataya hai

Ek Dost Mazaq Me Apnay Shaikh Dost K Paon Dbanay Lga.

Ek Dost Mazaq Me Apnay Shaikh Dost K Paon Dbanay Lga.

Paon Dba Kr Bo|La,

Meri Ujrat..?

Shaikh: Tum Ne Paon Dbaye,
Or Mainay Ujrat Dbai..>

DON’T FORGET OLD FRIENDS

New Friends
are like
POEM
but
Old Friends
are like
ALPHABETS
so
don’t Foget
the ALPHABETS
as these are
required to sing
a POEM.

Dawn Newspaper Jul 2018

Dawn Newspaper Jul 2018

Headlines :

President General Kayani Decides To Remove His Uniform.

Pak Loses Cricket Series Against Hong Kong.

Shaikh Rasheed Decides To Join Mma.

President General Kayani To Visit Neigbour Country Balochland.

Meera''s 25th Birthday.

Seminar On 9th Death Aniversary Of Choudry Brothers.

Will Osama Be Captured ?

Shoaib Completes His 12 Years Ban.
Imran Khan Still Not Satisfied.

Pak Rs 178= 1$

Petrol 1 Ltr=Rs470

islamiyat ka teacher bachon se

Islamiyat Ka Teacher Bachon Se:

Batao Woh Konsa Amal Hai, Jis Se Saray Gunah Muaf Ho Jatay Hain?

Class Main Khamoshi,
Sab Bachay Sochne Lagy.

Phir Ek Bacha Hath Khara Kar K Bolta Hai.

Sir, "N.R.O" :-)

Arz kiya hai-

Arz kiya hai-
Apke chehre par udasi aur ankhon mein nami hai,
Apke chehre par udasi ankhon mein nami hai
TATA namak Istmal karo aap ko IODINE KI KAMI HAI

1 Dehaati Ne 5 Star Hotel Mai

1 Dehaati Ne 5 Star Hotel Mai Chai(Tea) Ka Order Diya.

Waiter Ne 1 Chhotay Se Cup Main Chai Di.

Dehaati Ek He Saans Main Chai Pee Kar Bola:

"Bao Mittha Theak Aye. Hun Chah Liya." :-)

Kar diya izhare-ishq

Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par, laakh rupaye ki bat thi, do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)

Mom:

Mom: Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
Child:No Mommy, they still have not finished the water I gave them last week... ;->

schol ki bell

Teacher To Pathan: ßeta Q ROo Rahe Ho Pathan: §ir §chool Ki ßell Toot Gai Hy Teacher: Tou Is Main ROone Ki Kya ßaat Hy Pathan: Ab Humari Çhotti Kaise Hogi

Khyal Ko Kisi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hy

Khyal Ko Kisi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hy

Nigaho’n Ko Kisi Surat Ki Talash Rehti Hai

Tere Bina Koi Kami Tou Nahi

Bas Gali Wali Jamadarni Udaas Rehti Hy . . . ;-

Dere''s only 1 prfect

Dere''s only 1 prfect CHILD in d world & evry MOTHER has it
Dere''s only 1 prfect WIFE & every NEIGBOR has it
&
Dere''s only 1 Prfect GIRLFRND , Ur BEST FRND has it ;->

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