There are 3 Types of Men:

There are 3 Types of Men:
There are 3 Types of Men:

1. ASIAN: Has 1 Wife, 1 GF But he loves his wife the most.

2. AMERICAN: Has 1 wife, 1 GF But he loves his GF the most.

3. ARABS: Has 4 wives, 4 GF but he loves his housemaid the most!!!
  

May, 14 2010     221 chars (2 sms)     2516 views       Funny

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Pakistan means

P=Pistol

A=Atom bomb
K=Khud kash hamla
i=Ilim ki kami
S=Sarkon pe pani
T=Trafic jam
A=Awam''s sleeping
N=No response
Yhe he pakistan meri jaan
''Why''d the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.''
chandni raat main sone se pehle.

khawbon ki dunia mein khone se pehle.

maine socha tumhe yaad dil doon.

maine socha tumhe ehsas dild doon

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susu kar k sona.
TITANIC k Saath 1
Memon Bhi Doob Raha
Tha ...

Aur Hans Raha Tha


Captain Askd:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha
Hy ... ?

Memon:
Shukar Hy Me Ne
Return Ticket Nhi
Khareeda ... ;->
The Cube of 2 is 8

the cube is 4 is 64

what is cube of 13?


Nahi Malom?

Main Batao ???

Its SUROOR

How it comes?

very simple

Tera + Tera = Surrur
yeh bat samajh main ayi nahi aur mom ne samjhai nahi! Main kaise mithi baat karoon jab mithi cheez khai nahi?

Yeh canda kaisa mamu hai jab mom ka wo bhai nahi?

q lambay baal hain bhaloo k kiyon us ki tind karwai nahi?
kiya wo ganda bacha hai? ya jungle main koi nayi nahi?

nani k husband jab nana haan or dadi k husband jab dada haan tu kiyon baji k husband baja nahi?

Yeh baat samajh main ayinahi aur mom ne samjhai nahi
After finising MBBS
Dr''Muna start his
practice.


He checked 1st patient
eyes, togue &ears by
torch& finally said,


Bole To ... Torch ek dum
theek hai.....-;>
1Conductor Ki Shadi Ho Rai Thi,
Jab Uski Dulhan Phero K Waqt Uske Pas

Akar Baiti To Wo Bola

Thoda Pas Ho K Baith,

1Sawari Aur Bait Skti He.
A Software Enginner Was Smoking

A Lady Standing Near By To Him :
"Can''t You See The Warning, SMOKING Is Injurious To Health"

He Replied:
"We Are Bothered Only About Errors , Not Warnings . . ." ;->
kya aap meri love stroy sunain ge?
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waqeyaeee sunain ge?
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.aap ko mery zaaati moamly main dakhal andazi ka koi haq nahin hai
Shuru

ALLAH ke naam se

JO bara rehm wala ha




main pana mangta hun us shetan se

jo


jo


jo


jo


mera sms perh raha ha
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old