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FaRaz NoW AvAliBle iN eNGlIsh FlAvOur
Oh Faraz The Robber Took Out His Knife
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And Asked For My LG KG 195
  

May, 06 2010     134 chars (1 sms)     2359 views       Funny

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Ek larki thi dewani C

Mobile lekr chlati thi

Nazren jhuka k

Sharma k

Mbl mein jany kya dekha krti thi

Kuch krna tha shayad usko

Pr jane kis se drti thi

Jb b mlti thi muj se

Yehi pucha krti thi

Ye ON kese hota hai
Ye ON kese hota hai

Aur main sirf yahi kehta tha
Ye mob nhi


T.V ka remote hai.
Khusbu ne Phool ko khas banaya,

Phool ne Matti ko khas banaya,

Chahat ne Mohabat ko khas Banaya,

Kambakhat Mohabat ne Kitno ko "DEVDAS" Banaya... ;->
Universal msg 4 every girL...

"Kisi bhi khoobsurat larki ko daikh
kr jealous na ho balkay ye socho
k agr ye itni pyari hai to
isska bhai kitna pyara hoga!
Osama asked from his brother,wots going on in ur life... his brother replied:''kabhi khushi kabhi gham''
wen same question was asked from Osama he replied:'' kabhi atom kabhi bomb''


Wife Shoping Kr K Wapis Ayi
To Husbnd Wife Se Saman Laite Hoye Bola
Zaror Tm Mere Khane K Lye Kch Lai Hogi?

Wife: Bilkul Thek Kaha Isme
Mere New Sandel Hen ;->
Eik Dehaati Shehar Gya,
Uss K Peechay Ik Kutta Dor Para
Dehati Nay Pathar Uthna Chaha Magar Pathar Zamin K Sath Jura Huwa Tha,
Dehati Ne Kaha,
Yeh Ajeeb Jagah Hai Yahan Kutton Ko Khula Chor Daitay Hain Or Pathar Ko Baandh Daitay Hain,
''Father Watching Fashion TV suddenly son came.

Father: Gharib Larkiyaan Hain Kaprey leny k liye B paisa nahi hy!

Son: Is se b Gharib Aaye to Mujhe B Bula lena. :-)''
i hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is stil the same.though i smile and seem carefree theres no1 who misses u more than me!!
Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!
1 Andha Police Mein Bhrti Hony K Lye Gya

Officer Ne Poocha Tumhein Hum Kis Liye Rakhein

Andhey Ne Foran Jawb Dya
Andha-Dhund Firing K Lye. . .
Once Upon A Time
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A Boy Asked To A Girl:
''''Will U Marry Me. . . ?''''



Girl Said: ''''NO''''






Aur Is Terha Larka Hansi Khushi Rehne Laga . . . ;->
Apun tera dost,
Dost bole to bhai,
Bhai bole to Munna Bhai
Munna Bhai bole to MBBS
MBBS bole to Dr
Dr bole to kya?
Bole to chal chadi utar INJECTION lgane ka :p