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DAWN 14 AUG 2018 ADv.
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DAWN 14 AUG 2018 ADv.
DAWN 14 AUG 2018 ADv.
DAWN 14 AUG 2018 ADv.
HEADLINES:
President General kayani decides to shed uniform.
PAK looses cricket series against Hong Kong.
Shaikh Rasheed n his wife Reema decided to join MMA.
President General Kayani to visit neigbour country Balochitan.
Meera''s 25th birthday.
9th death aniversary of sharefBrothers.
EX US President OBAMA & OSAMA had one father named BUSH LADEN.
Shoaib completes 12 years ban.
Imran khan still not satisfied.
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