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DAWN 14 AUG 2018 ADv.
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DAWN 14 AUG 2018 ADv.
DAWN 14 AUG 2018 ADv.
DAWN 14 AUG 2018 ADv.
HEADLINES:
President General kayani decides to shed uniform.
PAK looses cricket series against Hong Kong.
Shaikh Rasheed n his wife Reema decided to join MMA.
President General Kayani to visit neigbour country Balochitan.
Meera''s 25th birthday.
9th death aniversary of sharefBrothers.
EX US President OBAMA & OSAMA had one father named BUSH LADEN.
Shoaib completes 12 years ban.
Imran khan still not satisfied.
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dil mai app ankh
Dil mai app,
Ankhön mai app,
Sansøø mai app,
Har jaga app hi app,
Na jane kab hogi hamari zindagi
"JARASEEM"
se pak... =P ;->
Chahty hain wo hum sy waisi chahat ka wada!!
Chahty hain wo hum sy waisi chahat ka wada!!!!
..
Jaisy!!!!!!
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Lemon max, ghuly km or chaly ziada :-)
LALU PRASAD Bus k Uppar Khare Thay
LALU PRASAD Bus k Uppar Khare Thay
Raste Me Toofan Aya
Dhoti Urh Gai,
Phr Bijli Karki.
LALU Said: "Ek Tou Humri Dhoti Cheen Li
Upar Se FOTUA B Lewat hyn.." ;->
U May Have 10 Ppl 2 Talk
U May Have 10 Ppl 2 Talk
U may Have 100 Ppl 2 Care
U may Have 1000 Ppl 2 Love
But
U have Only 1 Crazy Frnd
Who Disturbs U Ne Tym
N
That''s me . . . =)
Hello..!
Hello..!
This is A.T.D (Any Time Disturbance) Service
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We Specialize in Disturbing And Irritating People at Odd Times!!
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Hope The Goal is Achieved...
Thank You..!
I love to walk in a rain
English Theory
"I love to walk in a rain because no one can see my tears"
Pakistani Theory
"Main barish main isliye chalta hon ta k daney mar jaye" ;->
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
What A Dialogue!! :D
Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose,
Which dies in a day. But
Don’t love me,
Who dies 4 u everyday??
Girl replied:
.
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.
Oye hoye…
What a dialogue!! :d
''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet..
Biryani kana y ki dua!
Biryani kana y ki dua!
Niyat karta hoon Main 4 plate biryani ki,
Vastey 15,20 boti"k",
Bama zarda,raita aurbb salad"k"
Muon mara deigh ki taraf,
Bismillah
you have been warned to slow down
Middle age starts
When
You have been warned to slow down,
Not by a motorcycle cop
But
By your doctor ... =P
Hope Samajh Gaye Ho Ge ;->
Yar Abi Tumhara Amma
Khan : Yar Abi Tumhara Amma
Ka Khansi Kaisa Hy?
Friend : Band Ho Gai Hy
Magar Sans Rok Rok K A Rahi Hy
Khan : Koi Bat Nai,Allah Kary Ga,
Wo Bi Band Ho Jay Ga
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