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Tabiyat theek nahi thi,
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Tabiyat theek nahi thi,
Tabiyat theek nahi thi,
Tabiyat theek nahi thi,
Tantrik ko dikhlaaya,
vo bola tumper BHOOT ka saaya hai,
jaaldi se kisi GHOR PAAPI ko SMS karo bilkul thik ho jaogee.
Saachi ab SMS ke baad achaa feel hone lagaa hai.
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U have Just Watched My New Film:
TAARE MOBiLE PAR . . . ;->
Wife to husband:
Wife to husband: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.
Husband: U mean if i am on diet, i cant even look at the menu?
(",)/ Suno Bablo. <)) _/¡_ (.") Bolo Pappo.
(",)/ Suno Bablo.
<))
_/¡_
(.") Bolo Pappo.
<((>
_/¡_
(",)/
<)) Bablo yar
_/¡_ Koi Msg to Kr
(.")
<((> Pappu yar
_/¡_ Tng Na Kr,
Arz Kiya Ha
Arz Kiya Ha
Dar dar phirte han gam-e-ishq k maare
Wah wah
Dar dar phirte han gam-e-ishq k maare
Laa.do k lashkaraee
Jagg magg kapre sarae;-
Tum Na Mile To Tumhari
Tum Na Mile To Tumhari YADOON K Saharey He Jee
Lengey,
Warna Teri Shaadi Me Aa
K
K
K
K
K
K "*COCA COLA*"
He
Pee lengey... ;->
BrRrrrr =P
what do u call something that is "fake"
what do u call something that is "fake"
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coconut....why?
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bcos its na-real
A famous Russian quote:
A famous Russian quote:
“never trust a crying woman and a smiling man, both are extremly dangerous”
it’s true!
see crying Veena Malik;’(
smiling Zardari:)
kal raati mein ik khwab weikheya,
kal raati mein ik khwab weikheya,
Tooon meri wauti sein tey mein tera larda saan,
har passey loki hee loki san
kee dassan barda khaufnak manzar see
Boy: I am not rich
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don''t even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit
Me Padosi Se love Karta Hu
'Beti:Me Parosi Se love Krti Hun, !ORUs K Sath Bhag Rahi Hun
Dad:Thanks Beta Tm Mra Paisa or Waqt Bacha Rhi Ho Beti: me ap ko Ami Ka Letter Suna rahi Hon;)'
Itna busy b na raha karo,
Itna busy b na raha karo,
kabhi hame bhi yaad kar liya karo.
Shero-Shayari na aati ho na sahi.
Aaye hue SMS hi forward kar diya karo.
Afridi ne Boll chaba k de dia
Afridi ne Boll chaba k de dia Is bat ka saboot!
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Colgate banaey,
masoorhe sehet mand or Dant mazboot! ;->
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