teacher ali k papa

teacher ali k papa

Teacher: "Ali K Papa Aaj Job Par Gaye Hain"

Es Ka Future Tense Banao

Student (Ali): Woh Kal Bhi Jaenge

Kisi K Baap Mein Himmat Hai Tou Ruk Le =D ;->
  

May, 06 2010     163 chars (2 sms)     3225 views       Funny

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DON Ki Car Se Cheeni Nikaalna,
Mushkil He Nahi Namumkin Bhi Hai.


Kyon?


Kyon K

Don Khud Ek Pao Cheeni Le Kar Ja Raha Hai. :-)
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Na Eid Mubarak

Na Birth Day

Na New Year Mubarak

Sirf Or Sirf

Bush Ko Jota Mubarak


GOLDEN WORDS

Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto
ko treat deta ha,

us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai...

-William Mufta
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.
Women recall every outfit they have worn for the past two decades.

Men cannot remember what they were wearing yesterday without looking
on the floor next to the bed.
Pathan : Nothing ka kiya matlb hai?

Frnd : kuch nahi

Pathan : o yaraa aesa nai hota
yar jb b koi word banta hai
toh us ka koi matlb b hota hai :-)}
A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel, After a month Warden asked: Why did''t you come to take ur Salary?

Boy said : Kya ? Salary bhhi miligi ?
''You are equal to sixty james bond!


How??


007 * 60 = 420''
Best Punishment That U Can
Gve Him A Mobile Wid A
Set Of Girl''s Phone Numbers & Put Him
In A Palace Where There is No Network... ;o)
How did an intelligent boy propose to a girl? He took the girl along with him on a boat n at the middle of river said ''Marry me or leave the boat''. :-)
Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho

Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st
Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga
Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti.
What is 10 inch long, hard and 5inch broad...


guess........


think what it could be?????


try to think........


the answer is ....


Absolutly nothing..............
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!