teacher ali k papa

teacher ali k papa

Teacher: "Ali K Papa Aaj Job Par Gaye Hain"

Es Ka Future Tense Banao

Student (Ali): Woh Kal Bhi Jaenge

Kisi K Baap Mein Himmat Hai Tou Ruk Le =D ;->
  

May, 06 2010     163 chars (2 sms)     3478 views       Funny

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Duniya se chupa Kar teri tasweer bathroom main laga rakhi hai
Or har gharri tere deedar ho ais liye JULAAB ki goli kah rakhi ha
Sare gawaho or bayano ko madde nazar rakhte hue

"PAKISTAN FRIENDSHIP COURT"

ki dfa



"SACHI DOSTI"

ke tahat hamari

"DOSTI KI ADALAT"

tumhe hamre har janam ka dost manti hai aur tumheumar bhar dosti nibhane ka hukam deti ha.

WE WILL BE FRIÉÑD$ FÖREVER

Bolo sazamanzur hai?


have nice Day
=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=

When A


Man Bring


His Wife Flowers


For No Reason,


There''s A Reason.
I live by Faith, not by my sight.So whether i See u! or not,
Iknow U R still the same :)
A sweet old friend of mine....
With no chance of improvement! =)
Har insaan ko shaadi zaroor kar leni chahiye...
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Akhir khushi hi to zindagi mein sab kuch nahin hoti
Ek Shrabi Bus Men Sawar Hua To Seat Pr Bethay Molvi Ne Kaha:
Tum Jahanum K Rasty Pe Ja Rahy Ho
Sharabi Chillaya:
Roko Roko Men Ghalat Bus Men Baith Gaya ;->
''Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolI "Shukriya Bhai Jan"''

Pathan Pizza-hut Gya
Tou Waiter Ne Pizza La
Kr Rakh Dia
Pathan 1/2 Ghntey tk
Betha Raha Phir
Chillany Lga

O Kocha Naan Rkh k
Gya Hy Salan Tmhara
Baap Layega ... ;->
My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?”
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near”
ishq hai to izhaar b hona chahiye admi ko shakal se bimar b hona chahiye yadon se kehdo 1 din ki chhuti de do
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aakhir ishq main irtwaar b hona chahiye..
10 things I know about U!!

1. U r a special person with a wondrful Heart



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Bas, baqi mazaq kal karenge.
Buyer To Seller : Is It Pure Honey ?
How Do I Know If It Is Pure Honey ?
Seller : Give The Dog Some Honey ..
If The Dog Doesn’t Lick It, It Is Pure Honey
Buyer :What If The Dog Licks It ?
Seller: So It Is Not A Real Dog.