teacher ali k papa

teacher ali k papa

Teacher: "Ali K Papa Aaj Job Par Gaye Hain"

Es Ka Future Tense Banao

Student (Ali): Woh Kal Bhi Jaenge

Kisi K Baap Mein Himmat Hai Tou Ruk Le =D ;->
  

May, 06 2010     163 chars (2 sms)     3229 views       Funny

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Have U Ever Noticed .. ?

That

The Longst Minutes In
The World
Are The Last
5 Minutes Of A
LECTURE

While The Shortest
5 Minutes Are The Last
5 Minutes Of EXAM ... ;->

~SHARIF LARKi~




khabardar! Jo Ainda agar mera peecha kia to,,,
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Woh saamney wali gali mein white gate wala mera ghar hai... ;->
7 Saal pehlay meri grl
frnd kay saray bhai kam
peh jatay thay,


aj salay ghar mein
bethay ha,


Aur date marna
Impossible Ho gya ha.




JEENAY DO MUSHARAF
You Can Impress Everybody

By Your Talent , Looks And Intelligence

And If That''s Not Enough

Tell Them






















You Are

My Friend ... ;->
1st Man:Janab Lagta Hy Menay Apka

Chehra Pehlay Bhi Kahin Dekha Hy

2nd Man:Ap Ko Glat Fehmi Hui HY Main Hr

Wqt Apna Chehra Sath Liay Phrta Hon
~> Teacher: what is meant by
"I MISS YOU"

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~> Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
"Mein tumhari miss hon!
A Smile costs less than Electricity.
But…..
Gives more light !!
So Always Keep Smiling….. &
Prove that u’re the Best TubeLight !!
TechAr BAngALi StudEnt sE:

Is JuMLe ki Urdu bAtAo

"My BrothEr cAn''t Cook."





BAngALi:

"HAmArE BhAi k0 PokhAnA nAi atA"... ;->
3 Important Stages Of Life…
Before Marriage- ‘MAD For Each Other’
During Marriage- ‘MADE For Other’
After Marriage- ‘MAD Because Of Each Other..
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much......>>> PHILIPS TUBELIGHT!!
maho maho halla hu impatata dhooom patata ittamuta dhittamutta.

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This is da African way 2 say "fursat millay tu sms kerna"

Wish you a many many happy returns of the day.
May God bless you with health,wealth and prosperity in your life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU