I met money one day

I met money one day
I met money one day. I said, ''''You are just a piece of paper.''''
Money smiled and said, ''''Of course I''m a piece of paper, but I haven''t seen a dustbin yet, in my life'''' ;->
  

May, 19 2010     186 chars (2 sms)     2908 views       Funny

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teenage girl was on fone for 30 min b4 she hung up.

Father: that wus short, u should atleast talk 4 2 hrs, wut happened??
Girl replied: it wus wrong number.
When u feel depressed, confused or hurt.
Don’t worry stand in front of a mirror,
u will find the best one to solve your problem.
TRUST YOURSELF.
Police-Chor Se-" Wada Karo Aagey Se Kabhi Jeb Nahi Katoge !"



Chor-"Mai Wada Karta Hun Ab

Aagey Se Nahi

Balki Pichhe Se Jeb Katunga..
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
DEFINITION OF LAZINESS:

Its a talent of taking rest before you get tired !!
ek Pagal Tha
Bilkul Pagal Tha
Khali Pagal Nai
Bahut Khatarnak Pagal Tha

Aap Mat Ghabrao,




Aap K Samne To
Wo Kuch bhi nahi tha......;->


Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.

Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P
1st Man:Janab Lagta Hy Menay Apka

Chehra Pehlay Bhi Kahin Dekha Hy

2nd Man:Ap Ko Glat Fehmi Hui HY Main Hr

Wqt Apna Chehra Sath Liay Phrta Hon
Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.

Man: I don''t have.

Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together
Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA


pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya "I Miss U"



bohat dair sochny k baad pathan ne jawab dya:
"I Student U" =P ;->
someone who thinks logically - is a nice contrast to the real world.


signs common in bihar trains -
aana free, jaana free. pakde gaye to khana free.