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I met money one day
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I met money one day
I met money one day
I met money one day. I said, ''''You are just a piece of paper.''''
Money smiled and said, ''''Of course I''m a piece of paper, but I haven''t seen a dustbin yet, in my life'''' ;->
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jumping on a bicycle
- K r R r A z Y -
T r u t h
H u r t s
May Be Not As Much As
Jumping On A Bicycle
With Seat Missing ...
But It
H u r t s ... =P ;)
Kahee''n Andhera Tou Kahee''n Shaam Ho Gi
Kahee''n Andhera Tou Kahee''n Shaam Ho Gi
Meri Har Khushi Tere Naam Ho Gi
Kuch Maang Tou Dekh Ae Dost
Bijli'' Telephone, Gas Ka bill Aur
Qarz Me Doobi Hui Property Tere Naam Hogi . . . ;->
how true my feelings
How True My Feelings Were I Found Out To Be
The Best Thing In My Life Was When You Married Me
Thank You My Loving Wife(Loving Husband),
For The Years We Share I Know One Thing For
Sure We Make A Wonderful Pair.
CONGRATS
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
"Andar ana mana ha"
"Andar ana mana ha"
Muhabat muskrati hui i
Dil k darwazey par kadam rkha
Or
kehne lagi
"Maf krna!:-)
Mai Andhi huN:-)''
Woh maza na BAADSHAHI main hai
Woh maza na BAADSHAHI main hai,
Na Taj main hai,
Na woh Maza puri Dunya k Raj mai hai,
Na woh maza kisi Khazanay main hai,
Jo maza Naak se chohay nikal k Gol Ghumanay main hai.
Mobile Ki Battery 3 Se 4 Din
Jes Din Se us Bewafa Ne Mujhy Chora Hai
.
“Dost”
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Yaqeen Mano
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Mobile Ki Battery 3 Se 4 Din Aaram Se Chal Jati Hai..?
U May Be BuSy,
U May Be BuSy,
U May Be Engaged
With Lots Of Works.
U Have 1440 min Per day.
Atleast For 1 min
Think
Kahin Aap K Sms Na Kerne Pe Koi Aap Ko Galiyan Na De Rha Ho . . . ;->
Faraz In English Mood
Faraz In English Mood
A Lot Of Pottato In A Lot Of Rice FARAZ...
Served With Ketchup Tastes Very Nice...
Yum Yum
Teacher: Harbhajan
Teacher: Harbhajan is male or female?
Student: Female.
Teacher: How?
Student: Just now commentator told "beautiful delivery by harbajan"
2 Sardar bank
2 Sardar bank Lootanay gaye ..par gun bhool gaye phir bhi bank loot liya .. KAISE ??
after all manager bhi Sardar the..bola gun kal dikha jana!
Apni Sanso Ko Rok Lijiye,
Apni Sanso Ko Rok Lijiye,
Dil Ki Dharkano Ko Tham Lijiye,
Naak Band Krlo Apne Apne Q K
Pappu Ko Paad Aa Rha Hy... ;->
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