I met money one day

I met money one day. I said, ''''You are just a piece of paper.''''
Money smiled and said, ''''Of course I''m a piece of paper, but I haven''t seen a dustbin yet, in my life'''' ;->

May, 19 2010 186 chars (2 sms) 3101 views Funny

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