''rabba dukh na dena mere DOST ko

''rabba dukh na dena mere DOST ko
muje chahy Sukh ka pahar day day,,

ghoomy new cycle pe Dost mera
muje baly hi purani si mercedes car day day,,

bookha na rakhna mery dost ko khany ko tazi daal day day
mujhe baly hi kal ka cake+custers+biryani aur cokr ki botal 4 day day,,

phir na kehna kay DOST dua nhi kerty....''

May, 24 2010 330 chars (3 sms) 2757 views Funny

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Science Teacher :

Science Teacher :
" Agar Koi Lari Behosh
Ho Jaye Tou Usay Kiss
Kro , Foran Theek Ho
Jayegi ... "

Student:
"Magar , Sir Usay Behosh
Kese Kia Jaye ..." ;->

1 man goes to

1 man goes to coffee shop, orders a coffee..
Waiter takes the order goes across the table n does some ishara.
& after some time brings the bill.
Man asks what about the coffee, you did some ishara n got me the bill.?

Waiter replies, "Samajhdar k liye ishara he coffee hai"...

Wuzu!!!!!!

2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.

First pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli,

Warna.

Agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati.:-)

Professor:

Professor:
Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki
Su Shaadi Kroge Ya
Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari
Sy ... ?

Student:
Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->

''1 Car se ik Kawwa takra k behosh ho geya

''1 Car se ik Kawwa takra k
behosh ho geya

Aadmi kawwe ko Ghar le gya or
pinjry m band kerdiya

kawwa jaaga tu
bola:
hai Allah jail ho hai
Lagta hai Driver mer gya.''

Doctor! I Have A Serious Problem,

Doctor! I Have A Serious Problem,

I Can Never Remember

What I Just Said.

When Did You

First Notice This Problem?

What Problem?

Sorry to Distrub you At thIs tiMe Of the night.

Sorry to Distrub you At thIs tiMe Of the night.

if yOu aRe aWaKe And Free, Could U Plz Do Me a FavOur?

Please delete thIs mSg and Sleep. Gud Nite :)

Yesterday whole night i was thinking about only U...

Yesterday whole night i was thinking about only U...
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Today i was
thinking of V
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2nite i wil definitely think about..
W,X,Y&Z...hehehe!!!

aj agr ap ko koi kahe k aap

Aj Agr Ap ko koi kahe k Aap

"Khubsoorat"
"SMART" or
"GENIOUS"

Ho

To rakh k moun pe thapr dena

Or kehna

Bad_Tameez!
"MUSLIMAAN"
APRIL FOOL nahe mnaty ;->

kya matlab main samjha nahi

Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....

Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??

What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY

What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY n ESSAY ?

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Any Word uttered by a GrlFrnd is POETRY.

Anything said by Wife is an ESSAY...

Faqeer To Memon :

Faqeer To Memon :

Allah k Naam Pe Kuch De Do Baba

Memon:

Aao Baba , Cycle Pe betho

Round De Deta Hoon ... ;->

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''rabba dukh na dena mere DOST ko

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