''Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

''Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”''

May, 24 2010 156 chars (1 sms) 2243 views Funny

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Walk In Ur Own Path,

Walk In Ur Own Path,
Love In Ur Own Style,
Talk In Ur Own Words
Help In Ur Own Ways
Then People Will Say

Ae Sala Kisi Ki Sunata Nathi

''To Garam Hoti Hai

''To Garam Hoti Hai
Garam To Custrad Bhi Hota Hai
Custrad To Peela Hota Hai
Peela To Chooza Bhi Hota Hai
Chooza To Ande Se Nikalta Hai
Anda To Safed Hota ai
Lal To Gulab Bhi Hota Hai
Gulab Mein To Kante B Hote Hein
Kante To Machli Mein B Hote Hain
Machli To Darya Me Hoti Hai
Darya Men To Pani Hota Hai
Pani Me To Kashti B Hoti Hai
Kashti Me Admi B Hote Hain
Admi To Road Per B Chalte Hein
"Chalne Se Yaad Aaya K Kal Meri Chappal Toot Gayi Thi".''

K.M. SHAHID Kaun Hai?

K.M. SHAHID Kaun Hai?

I Swear I Dont Know Who Is K.M. SHAHID.....;-D

1 Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha:

1 Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha:

''''koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein?
Memon: "haan aik faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha, 1 Masjid mein 1 lota Rakhwaya tha, 1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay diye thay, farishtay ne kaha,
Ye lay apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakarr aur Dozakh mein chal Shabash.

Pehli larki 100 wale card main set ho jati thi

Pehli larki 100 wale card main set ho jati thi

Or ab 1000 wale card main b mushkil se maanti hy

FarQ Tou Para Hai

Jeenay Do Musharaf

Galileo used 2 study in small lamp;

Galileo used 2 study in small lamp;

Graham Bel used 2 study in candle;

Shakspeare used 2 study in street light

Muze ye samaj me nahi aata;

"SAALE DIN ME MAKHI MARTE THE KYA?

Angraiz:

Angraiz:
Hum Pehle Shakhs Hain Jo Chand Pe Sab Se Pehle Gaye..

Pathan:
Hum Wo Pehla Shakhs Hai Jo Suraj Pe Sab Se Pehle Gaya!

Angraiz:
Tum Agar Suraj Pe Jate To Jal Jate..

Pathan:
Hum Koi Pagal Hai, Hum To Raat Main Gaya Tha!

Peter : What

Peter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green andone is blue with red spots!Kirk : Yes it''s really strange. I''ve got another pair of the same at home.

Toffee Chabayi Nahi Jati

Toffee Chabayi Nahi Jati

To Chocolate Kha Liya Karo !!

Aur Ladki Patayi Nahi Jati

To Behan Bana Liya Karo !!

Ek Kana Kisi Ladki

Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare To Konsa Geet Gayega?

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1 Najar Se B Pyar Hota Hai, Maine Suna Hai.

President "Pakistani"

President "Pakistani"
Leadrship "Purani"
Army Chief "Kiani"
Prime Minister "Gillani"
Speaker "Zanani"
Nawaz Shrif Ki "Shetani"
Zardari Ki "Karastani"
Judges Ki "Baimani"
Wkla Ki "Manmani"
Ministers Ki "Farawani"
Awam Ki "Preshani"
Na "AATA"
Na "BIJLI"
Na "PANI"
Wah Re Wah teri Qismat "PAKISTANI" ;->

Ek Khan Sahb Sey

Ek Khan Sahb Sey Koi Puchta Hey K "Time Kya Horaha Hey" ???

Khan: Baj Kr 10 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 15 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 20 mint

Thak Har K Banda Bolta Hey K Kya Baj Kr ???
Khan: Kaisey Bta0n Merey Ghari Mein Ghantey Ki S0en Hey Nhi Hey ;->;-)

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''Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

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