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makhi & pathan
makhi & pathan
# Ek Pathan Ne Makhi K Par Kaat K Kaha
"Urr Ja..."
Jab Makhi Nahi Urri To Usney Kaha...
"Sabit Hota Hai K Makhi K Par Kaat
Diye Jaein To Wo "Behri" Ho Jati Hai..=P:-)
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lonG naiLs. . .
IF U lovE sum1 donT keeP him iN uR hearT!
keeP him oN uR naiLs!
So iF U Fail iN lovE,
don’t breaK uR hearT!
JusT cuT thE naiLs!
......DatS Y girLS keeP lonG naiLs. . .
Kabhi kehta thaa
Kabhi kehta thaa dost hamara k "JAAN BHI MAANGO TO HAZIR HAI" aaj apni biwi koo jaan kehta hai aur maango to inkaar karta hai.
Din Ko Karo YA Raat Ko Karo
Din Ko Karo
YA
Raat Ko Karo
Ander Karo
YA
Bahir Karo
Beth Ker Karo
YA
Leat Ker Karo
Bed Per Karo
YA
Kursi Per Karo
Piyar Se Karo
YA
Ghusse Se Karo
Neend Main Karo
YA
Hosh Main Karo
1 Bar Karo
YA
2 Bar Karo
"Kerna Tu Hai"
--sMs-- YaaR..
Jaisay maRze hai waisay kaRo... ;->
Sardar goez 2 Gulabo''z
Sardar goez 2 Gulabo''z
house
N
Knocks de door.
Gulabo:kon?
Sardar:mein!
Gulabo:mein kon?
Sardar:tu ghulabo hor
kon....->
. ye hai wayla Msg
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ye hai wayla Msg
enjoy it :) ''
Mulana Fazal-ul-Rehman Reporter
Mulana Fazal-ul-Rehman Reporter Ko Interview Dete Hoye :
Reporter: Ap k Hath Mai Hamesha Tasbeeh Hoti Hai Ap Kia Pahrte Hain Tasbi Pe ?
Mulana : Mai Ayetul Kursi Pahrta Hon.
Reporter: Ap Itna Jaldi Jaldi Aytul Kursi Kaise Pehr Laitay Hain ?
Mulana: Mai Waqt Ki Kami Ki Wajah Se Sirf Kursi Kursi Pahrta Hon.
Nipa Chowrangi
Breaking News!
Nipa Chowrangi Per 3 Taxi
Or 2 Bus Ko Na Maloom Afraad Ne Roka
Or Us Main Sawaar Hokar
Apne Apne Ghar Chale Gaye.:-D
peshawar NDRA
peshawar NDRA men pathano ke naam
Rishwat khan
Zillat khan
Mutafiq khan
Ajeeb khan
Hairat khan
Makan khan
Ma''loom khan
Pathjhar khan
Zameen khan
Akhrot khan
teacher what is
~> Teacher: what is meant by
"I MISS YOU"
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~> Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
"Mein tumhari miss hon!"
''Aap ka chalna, aap ka hansna,
''Aap ka chalna, aap ka hansna,
aap ka daikna,daikh kar muskrana,
ankain milana,nigain churana,
aap ka bolna, aap ka khana pina,
hata k aap ka chalte chalte murna
..........uf kuch to sahi hota.''
A Lady Geting
A Lady Geting
Sntimental Feeling
While Watching A
Beautifu Luv Story
Her Hubby Leans Over
& Whisprs Dose 3 Ltl
Wrds Tht r On His Mind
Pass d Popcorn ;->
remember divorc
Remember !
Divorce is never a
solution
Try to stay away for
few years
If differences dtill
persist
Just
KILL YOUR WIFE
(Peer Asif Zardari) ;->
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