makhi & pathan

# Ek Pathan Ne Makhi K Par Kaat K Kaha
"Urr Ja..."
Jab Makhi Nahi Urri To Usney Kaha...

"Sabit Hota Hai K Makhi K Par Kaat
Diye Jaein To Wo "Behri" Ho Jati Hai..=P:-)

Apr, 10 2011 168 chars (2 sms) 3131 views Funny

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Heer Ro Ro Kar Ranjhe

Heer Ro Ro Kar Ranjhe Se Keh Rahi Hai,
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Heer Ro Ro Kar Ranjhe Se Keh Rahi Hai,
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Mujhe Rumaal De Kutte,
Meri Nak Beh Rahi hai..

zardari k ley bura w

Zardari K Ley Bura Waqt Kab Ho Ga?

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Simple Jan|X
Jab Qoum K Ley Acha Waqt Ho Ga, , ,=P;->

Do Pal Ki Bhi Khushi Na Mili Tou Kia Hua

Do Pal Ki Bhi Khushi Na Mili Tou Kia Hua

Umar BhaGham K Sahare G Lainge

Kia Hua Jo Humari Girlfrend Nahi

Hum Aap KI Girl Friend K Sahare G Lainge ;->

My no. has changed.

My no. has changed.

So plz give me a confirmation call on my cell.

My new no. is 15.
agar mera naukar uthaye to use 2-4 galiya de dena...

kamina apne aap ko policewala bolta hai!

Mom: Roohi Kyu Ro Rahi Ho?

Mom: Roohi Kyu Ro Rahi Ho?
Poohi: Teacher Ne Mara.
Mom: Kyu?

Roohi:Maine Usko Murghi Kaha Kyuki Usne Mujhe Test Mein Anda Diya...

kia tm ne pehly b kbi jail kati ha

Judge mulzim se:kia tm ne pehly b kbi jail kati ha?
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Mulzim:janab 2 dafa koshsh kr chuka hn magar slakhen bht moti thi me kamyab nai ho ska:-D

film releaze ho rahi hai libas

Pakistan Me New FiLM Releaze Ho Rahi Hai
"LIbas"

Lekin Pori FiLm Me Nazr Nai Aya.

mat nikalo mera janaza uski gali se

Mat Nikalo Mera Janaza Uski Gali Se "pAppu"
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Warna Uska Baap Kahega..
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Sala Marte Marte B Ek Chakar Laga Gaya... ;->

3 Lessons Form "3 Idiots" Movie:

3 Lessons Form "3 Idiots" Movie:

1. Do Any Work With Passion and Choice.

2. Believe in Yourself.

3. Always Have One Idiot Friend Like You! :-)

Examination Hall

Examination Hall Main Students Ka Naara . . .

"Ye Baazi Haq Ki Baazi Hy

Ye Baazi Hum Hiii Jeetai''n Ge

Har Jaib Se Pharra Nikle Ga

Tum Kitne Pharray Pharo Ge . . ."

G . A . MICRO ;->

My sweetheart,

My sweetheart,
My kuchikoo,
My nonumonu,
My golumolu,
My darlng,
My cutipie,
My jaanu,
My lovely,
My hertbeat,
My sweetst

DOLL''S

is missng.
dikhe to batana..

Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga "doston"

Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga
"doston"

Bhoolun To ye samajna k package khatam hogaya... :-)

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