Judge: U r crossing the limits.

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
  

May, 25 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     2195 views       Funny

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Ae mere "ALLAH"

"HumAyuN Babar" k sarey GUNNAH,
Jo janey anjaney mein huey hyn
Unhei''n muaff farma !

Uski mushkile''n duur farma !
Aur
Meri dua Qubool farma"AAMEEN"


Shukriya..

Aap log tou dua kro ge nhi
Aise hi DUA krwani paregi Aap logo''n se .. (=
2008
Quomi Phal: ?

Sabar Ka Phal

Quomi LIbas: ?

Kala Coat

Quomi Khail: ?

Muzakrat

Quomi Dua: ?

Aye Allah ...! LIGHT A Jaye
Tumhare Liye Main Kutoo Ki Jan lesakta hu
Gutka le sakta hu pan le sakta hun..

Kaaway pakr k de sakta hu tumhare hath main
Suraj per jasakta hun magar kya ha k rat main..

tumhare liye main so saal g sakta hun
tumhare liye main teen glass lassii k pi sakta hu..

tumhare abba agr plain dila dein to tare tor k la sakta hu
shair agr nakli ho to ankhe phor k asakta hu..

itna bhadur hu k chupke se muhabbat ka dum bharta hu
tum se milne roz aoo magr tumhare abba se darta hu..

Ab aap aram se DEFENCE me 1 bangla khred skte hain
Apne lye 1 MRCEDES CAR
or
DUBAI me shoping b kr sktay hain
Kiu k
PETROL me
64 paise jo km ho gaye hain... ;->
''Shayar hun main aawara math samajhna,
logon ko hasaane wala hun joker math samajhna,
pati hun apni biwi ka kisi aur ka math samajhna,
agar yeh dekh kar aap hasey to mujhey shabashi de dena,
nahi hasey to ek aam shayar hun ghalib math samajh lena''
man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->
Mr Anis ''walking on the road suddenly bend &touched the road &said furiously''fittay moonh,loki thokk vi enj sutday ney,jivein ruppeya peya hovay..


Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye
to Us K Parents Poochte hain...

Kaun Tha Wo Kameena !

Agar Larkay Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....

Kameenay Kya Sharaab Pee Kar Aaya hai !

MORAL .

ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..
Ya...
Larkay Ko...

KAMEENA

Hamesha
Larka hi ho ta hai.


GEO KAMEEENO
To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!

Wo Keh K Chaley K Ab Hum Sirf
Tmhary Khwabon Me Aengy "PAppu",,,


Light ki wAjA sE Neend He Nhi Aati,
KhuwAb KyA "KAddu" Aayen gy... ;->

* T V na Dekhne Se
Gunaho''n Main Kami *

* Sabar Kerne Se
Jannat Main Janey k
Ziada Chances *





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