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Judge: U r crossing the limits.
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Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
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Height of preence of mind...
Height of preence of mind...
Once a teacher asked student "Tell the bird''s name by seeing its legs".
Student replied ," I cannot tell".
Teacher said "You are fail,What''s your name?".
Student replied ...... "See my legs and tell my name"
Singer To His Neighbor:
Singer To His Neighbor:
Whenever I Sing,
Your Dog Starts Barking.
Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,
You Start It First.
lunch aur dinner
Teacher : 2 aisi cheezo k naam batao,
jinhe Nashte me nhi kha skte.
Sid: Sir, LUNCH AUR DINNER.!
Subha Teri .....Shaam Meri Ho
Subha Teri .....Shaam Meri Ho
Din Tera .......Raat Meri Ho
Hansi Teri ......Udaasi Meri Ho
Jab Maut Aaye Tou Dost
Kabar Teri Aur LASH.........
O. Hello
Teri Hi Ho
Meri Kion Ho.??? ;->
''Aap ko bohat bohat
''Aap ko bohat bohat
*EID MUBARAK*
heraan mat houn jis ko mera $m$ mil jaye
us ki to Eid hi ho jati hai...!!!''
Wat wud U do if..
Wat wud
U do if..
U lose me
1day?
So cute..I knew u''ll search 4me... :)
Newton Suiside After Watching Pakistaani Movie
Newton Suiside After Watching Pakistaani Movie
U Know Y............?
Shaan Had Empty Revolver
Villen Fired At Shaan
He CatcHes All The Bullets
Put It In His Revolver N Shot The Villen
students are very bright! ; )
Question: Why do some teachers
wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because their
students are very bright! ;-)
I just feel u….
I just feel u….
Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….
It’s juts because …………
******I LOVE CARTOONS*******
Aik Afsurda poem
Aik Afsurda poem
: =
Phoolon ki malka,
Baharoon ki shehzadi..
Phoolo ki malka
Baharo ki shehzadi...
.
.
Dil torr k chali gae..
Kutti,kameeni, haramzadi!!!
ow can we prevent noise pollution? keep vehicle horn in silent
How can we prevent Noise Pollution?
Keep vehicle horn in silent mode!;)
Salesman:This computer will
Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p
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