Judge: U r crossing the limits.

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

May, 25 2010 153 chars (1 sms) 2672 views Funny

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Though i love

Though i love this song from TZP, but cudn''t resist taking a dig on this. If i hurt somebody, it is purely unintentional.. Mujhe Maaf Kar De naa MAA :))

Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin
Bar main daily jaata Hoon Main Maa ...
Yun To Main,Dikhlata Nahin
Daru peekar roz aata hun Main Maa ....
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Hain Na Maa...
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Meri Maa...

Theke pe Yun Na Chhoro Mujhe ,
Ghar Laut Ke Bhi Aa Naa Paoon Main Maa...
Pau lene Bhej Na Itna Door Mujko Tu,
Ghar bhi bhool jaun main Maa...
Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main Maa...
Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main...Meri Maa..

Scotch main ,itna peeta nahi,
Peg Se Seham Jaata Hoon Main Maa
Chehre Pe Aane Deta Nahin
Lekin kabhi ludak jaata Hoon Main Maa
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata...Hai Naa Maa
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Meri Maa ...

Promise me we

Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey.

Girl asks her lover,

Girl asks her lover, will you love me like this after marriage also? Boy: Yes, only if your husband does not have any problem.

"MY Principle"

"MY Principle"

If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at him....

But, make sure that the flower is still in the pot.....!!

Ustad Shagird Batao

Ustad Shagird Batao Chai(TEA) Nuqsun Dah Hai Ye Faida Mand ?

Shagird Nay Jawab Dia Agar Koi Piladay To Faidamand

Agar Pilani Par Jai To Nuqsun Dah Hay ;-);-)

''Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana…

''Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana…..
Wo Harami Pan Ki Batain….
Wo Bachiyan Phasana….
Wo Hasna Hasana….
Wo Canteen K Lala Ko Chutiya Banana….
Teachrz Ki Hatana…
Wo Punishment Milna…..
Wo Tully Mar K Murghiyan Churana….
Wo Exams Ki Ratto Main Suttey Lagana…..
Wo Tention Ko Film Dekh K Urrana Or Pharrey Bana K Undrwere Main Chupana Na…..
Ab Wo Din Hy Na Wo Ratain Na Bachiyan Na Mulaqatain
Agr Kch Hy Tu Bs….
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Yadain Hi Yadain.

Door Se Dekha To Baarish Gir Rahi Thi

Door Se Dekha To Baarish Gir Rahi Thi

Wah .. Wah.... Wah

Door Se Dekha To Baarish Gir Rahi Thi

Wah

Paas Gaya To Bheeg Gaya!

3 fastest ways of communications:

3 fastest ways of communications:

1. Telephone
2. Television
3. Tell a woman

Need more speed??

Then
Also advise her
NOT TO TELL ANYONE...

newtons law of load

Newton''s law of load shedding:

"The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere,

provided that the role of

WAPDA remains constant".

aaj ki taaza khabar aaj ki taaza khabar,

aaj ki taaza khabar aaj ki taaza khabar,
sciensdanon nay parhnay wala bandar dhoond lia hain,

kia aap ko yaqeen nahin aata

waqai nahin aata

common sense hay yaar

unhon nay tum ko kisi ka sms parhtay dekh lia hain.

Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine?

Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine?
God:Not in ur life time.bush cries.
Mushraf asks God:When will Kashmir be in Pakistan?
God:Not in ur life time.mushraf cries.
And i asked God:When will this reader get brain?
This time God cries,and says:Not in my life time.

Quitters Never Win

Quitters Never Win
And
Winners Never Quite
But Those
Who Never
Quit And Never Win
Are
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"IDIOTS" ;->

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Judge: U r crossing the limits.

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