Judge: U r crossing the limits.

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
  

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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn''t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won''t change and she does. . . ;->
There is no velvet so
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no rose as lovely as her smile,
no path so flowery as that
imprinted with her footsteps.
''Acha silla dia to ne mere piyar ka"
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Electricity Ameen!
(ALL Is WELL)"