Judge: U r crossing the limits.

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

May, 25 2010 153 chars (1 sms) 3102 views Funny

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Prof: Chemical Symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA

Prof: Chemical Symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Prof: and Sodium?
Sardar: NA

Prof: What will we gt if 1 Atom of BA & 2 Atoms of NA combine?

Sardar: BANANA!

A couple was

A couple was siting in garden, Suddenly 2 Dogs start kissing each other.
BOY:Janu agAr bura na mano to me b?

GIRL: Ok
Par sambhal k
Kutta kahin kat na le

Khaaksaar k

Khaaksaar k
dil-e-mohtareeq-o-dimagh-e-muntasher main ye khadsha-o-andesha
mohtashi-o-moqaid hai, k kaheen biradar-e-muhtaram-o-izzat-e-maa-aab banda-e-ranjeeda-o-sanjeeda se khafa-o-naraz to nahi,
k arsa-e-daraz se biradar-e-faatir-ul-aqal ne band-e-haqir-o-faqir ko koi sms nahi kia hai . . . ;->

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Check Out 3D Msg first time on mob
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D D D..
NICE NA KAL 4D BEJUNGA!

Meri zindgi pr faqat itna Ehsan kr do,

Meri zindgi pr faqat itna Ehsan kr do,
ik baynam se mohabbt mery nam kr do,
ik subha ko milo or sham kr do,
OR sham tak mery ghar ka sara kam kr do..;-)

Bhool k bhi kisi ko rulana,

Bhool k bhi kisi ko rulana,

Zindagi mai sab ko hasaana,

Dushman ko bhi gaale lagana,

phir bhi koi gham de to,

9 0 (Nine Zero) pe fon lagana thook denge saale ko . . . . . . . ;->

Eik pagal American se

Eik pagal American se : Tum Japani ho na ?
American : nahi mai american hon..
Pagal : tum japani ho..!
American : nahi mai american hon..
Pagal : nahi tum japani ho..
American : han han mai japani hon..!
Pagal : lagte tu AMERICAN ho..

Boys Philosphy . . .

Boys Philosphy . . .

Shaadi Aise Ghar Main Ho

Jahan Sasur Maaldar Ho

Aur Saas Beemaar Ho

Biwi Kaisi Bhi Chale Gi

Par Saaliya''n d Chaar Ho . . . ;->

husband to wife

husband to wife ek kiss do.
Wife: nahin
husband: jewelery la dunga
wife:no
husband: car dunga

tabhi bacha uth ker bola merele lo cycle le aana

Do u belive in BHOOT

Do u belive in BHOOT? agar ha to neche na karna
neche bhoot ha
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ye bhot ha koi tumhari phophi ka putar nahi jo nazar ayega

Boy: Ye Ratein

Boy:
Ye Ratein
Ye Hawaein
Ye Chandni
Ye Ghataein
Ye Nadiya
Ye Kinare

Girl Interrupts Say:
Abe Saale Pyar Kar Raha Hai Ya Nature Study..

What Is B.E. . . .

What Is B.E. . . .

8 semesters are there

80GB syllabus

80MB we study

80KB we remember

80 Bytes we answer

BINARY marks we get,

The Degree finally we get is BE

That is Brain Empty (B.E) . . . ;->

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Judge: U r crossing the limits.

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