Judge: U r crossing the limits.

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
  

May, 25 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     2852 views       Funny

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Aazmao to Sacha Dost

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RS 400000 - jwellery
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