Judge: U r crossing the limits.

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

May, 25 2010 153 chars (1 sms) 2698 views Funny

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usne mujhe ye keh kar chhor diya humayun

Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya HumAyuN

Mujhe Neend Aati Hai 11 Baje k baad.

Aur

Tum Online Aate Ho
12 Baje k Baad. :-(

girlhum kaha ja rah

Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?

boy-Long Drive Par..!!

girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?

boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Breck Nai Laga..

apna bacha ab chalne laga hai

Wife:Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai
Husband: kab Se?
wife: 8 din Se.
Husband: Arre tum Ab bata Rahi Ho?
wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga

Dil ki dhadkan he ruk gyi

Dil ki dhadkan he ruk gyi
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jb light gyi or kaam wali bai boli
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wot d hell is dis
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u dnt hv invortor…:p:p

person in toilet hears from adjacent

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->

Hockey oR Cricket Mai faraK ?

hockey aur cricket me kya fark hy ???

Hockey main Pakistan 1 ghantay main zalil hota hai

Jab ke

Cricket main 9 ghantay lag jate hain…

Baniye ki biwi beemar thi:

Baniye ki biwi beemar thi:

Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi aur bola
Doctor ko bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein aisa lage ki tum nahin
bachogi to pleasw yeh candle bujha dena.

LUV D WAY IT RUBS

LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

Roz roz ka drama nahi hota

2011 is coming

Wish u a very
Happy new year
Valentine’s day
Basant
23rd march
14 august
Eid ul fitr
Eid ul azha
Friendship day
Mother, father
Dadi, dada
Nana, nani
Children’s day
Happy b’day
365 good mornings
After noons, evenings’
& nights

Roz roz ka drama nahi
Hota mujh se
Ab pura saal mat kehna
SMS nahi kia

What Do U Get ?

What Do U Get ?
When A Cow Dances.
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Think
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Vey Simple....
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GUIDANCE.... (Gui-Dance)....!!

Teacher: ''Now Class,

Teacher: ''Now Class,
Whatever I Ask, I Want
You All To Answer,
At Once...''
"how Much Is Two
Hundred Plus Two
Hundred ?"

Class: "At Once ..." ;-

SaRdar ji went

SaRdar ji went to meet this Chinese fren who is dieing in Hospital!
Man says: CHIN YU YAN and dies.
Sardar jee goes 2 china 2 find meaning of fren last words
The meaning is -> YOU ARE STANDING ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!

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Judge: U r crossing the limits.

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