1 Saal Main

1 Saal Main
1 Saal Main
12 Mahiney
12 Mahino''n Me
365 Din
365 Din Me
8760 Ghnte
8760 Ghnton Me
525600 Mins
525600 Mins Me
525600 Lmhe
Aur
Har Lmhe Me 1 Dua




Light Na jaye ... ;->
  

May, 18 2010     190 chars (2 sms)     2535 views       Funny

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Bas Bohat Hua

Bura Lage Tou Sorry
Me Ne Neeche Saaf
Saaf Likh Dia Hy ...
































"SAAF SAAF" ;->
''mere pyare allah mian
tere raz b gehre hain

un k rozay sehri wale
mere 8 pehre hain

dawat roza khulwane ki
unain milay sarkari ha

mere bacha roza rak k
dhonta phirray iftari ha''

Lagaan Remix 2020
Climax Scene:

1 ball 24 runs needed.

Bowler bowls

Aamir hits

Ball splits into 4 pieces.

All pieces go for 6''s

Aamir Wins...

MIND IT ;->
''Mein to pehle hi Uskey Bhai se Buri tarah pit chuka hon

Faraz!!!



Ab woh kehti hai, "to Phir Aao Mujhko Satao"
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Tumhara dimagh bilkul b kaam nahee karta, kal b pardhaya tha aur dekho aaj phir pardhana pard raha hai..
boy to girl : koi esi baat kaho jis me khushi bhi ho or dukh bhi...

girl: I LOVE U bhaai :D


A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
Q:
How Do U Express Two Words With Exactly Opposite Meaning Is Sentance. . . . ? ? ?























Ans:

"HAPPILY MARRIED". . .
During School Days KARAN JOHAR Was D Class Representative.

One Day Teacher Asked Him Wats D Strength Of D Class,

And He Replied

22 Girls,

33 Boys And Me"
[Height of Reasoning]
I am nt scared of
proposin a Grl,
But I am scared abt:
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Wht would hapen If She
agrees!
Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai

beautiful beautiful"

aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai

" aprilfool, aprilfool "
3 Important Stages Of Life…
Before Marriage- ‘MAD For Each Other’
During Marriage- ‘MADE For Other’
After Marriage- ‘MAD Because Of Each Other..