Kii Kariyean Lokan da,

Kii Kariyean Lokan da, Her gal nu log jhamela kehnde nay

jay sms na kariye ta kanjoos ,ta jay karaiye te vehla kahnday ne

May, 24 2010 125 chars (1 sms) 2202 views Funny

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Karoge raat ko to rahegi susti

Karoge raat ko to rahegi susti

karoge din mein to rahegi chusti

karo kam se kam din mein ek bar

to rahegi tandrusti

Nahin samjhe?

EK SMS

Banta-Kya Hua,

Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?

Santa-Dadaji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya,

Wohi Dhund Raha Hu

Acha To Ab Ap Ki B

Acha To Ab Ap Ki B.V Ap Se Bilkul Nahi Jhagrti?

G Haan Bilkul Nahi. . . .!!

"Lekin Ye KesAy Mumkin Hai?"

"Uski Death Ho Gai Hai Hai"

Pathan: Me N Khat Likha

Pathan: Me N Khat Likha Tha K Mri Shadi Pr Ana.

Tm Q Nh Ay.

2nd Pathan: Mje Khat Mila He Nhi

1st Pathan: Me Ne Likha Tha

K Khat Mily Ya Na Mily Tm Zaror Ana.:-)

Paheli.

Andhy ki biwi ko behra bhaga kr le gaya, gonge ne dekh lia, ab batao k gonga andhy ko kesy bataye ga k us ki biwi ko behra bhaga kr le gya hai.

garmi aur load shedi

Garmi aur Load Sheding ka tor

"HIMMAT FAN"

AJ hi ghar laen aur garmi se nijat paen. Sasta mazbut aur paedar.

Asal, , ,

KHUJOOR k paton se tyar karda. ;-)

"SACH KA SAMNA"

WelCome to
"SACH KA SAMNA"

jawab sirf
HA
ya
NA
me dena he

Aapke Liye Pehla Sawal..

Kya Apke gharwale jante He Ki Aap pagal Ho?

Ans plz

Welding waly k Paas le jaon ga

Jab Kabhi Toot K Bikhro to Batana Mujhko...

Main Tumhain Welding waly k Paas le jaon ga. :-)

''Agar KISI PARHNY WALY MEIN

''Agar KISI PARHNY WALY MEIN dm hai to inka jawab do ap ne bhi bht sawal dekhe honge try it.

1. Adam A''A ne zameen par pehla phal kon sa khaya?
2. Roo a zamin par sb se pehle drakht kon sa tha?
3. Wo kon sa phal hai jo zamin k andar ugta hai?
4. Wo kon sa parinda hai jiska damagh nhi hota?
Challenge reply must.''

Just close ur eyes

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............

2 men were talking!

2 men were talking!

1st Said- I got married Bcoz I was tired of Eating out, Cleaning house, n doing laundry work.

2nd said- I took divorce 4 d same Reason ;->

talibanhm buht jald

Taliban:Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen

MQM: Aslaha Le Lo

Awam: Rashan Le Kar Rakh Lo

Pathan: Istaqbal Karo,

Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE.

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Kii Kariyean Lokan da,

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