Molvi

Molvi
Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees?
Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya.
Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-
  

Jan, 29 2013     220 chars (2 sms)     3392 views       Funny

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Dekhene Do Apne Chere Ko Jee Bhar Ke Hamain
FARAZ.......



Muddat Huwi Hai In Aanhkon Ne Koi BEGHARAT Nai Dehka....
Few Sweetest kisses...

loveliest kiss: on cheeks..

Romantic kissL on lips..

Hottest kiss: On ur Vehicals Silencer...

Yakeen nahi to try kar lena....
Wo haseena wo neelam pari

Hui thi election main khari

Pata nahin kahan se goli chali

Ho gaye musibat khari

Jane kya kya hua

Samjhayon main yeh ab kis kis ko

Dil main mere haiDard-e-Bhutto

Dard-e-Bhutto
Dard-e-Bhutto

Dil main mere hai

Dard-e-Bhutto
Dard-e-Bhutto
Dard-e-Bhutto
SIrf Is Baat Par Hum Road par Is Tarha Pittay hain Faraz!!!
K Rally MQM Ki thy Aur Hum G.A.Bhutto Keh Gaye.
a stupid guy: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It''s 3:15."
a stupid guy: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it''s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Gaya Faraz,



Jab Meri Dadi Ne Call Kar K Mujhse Pocha:

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Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?
Ay Load Shaiding Karne Walon
Bat Hy Bilkul Sadhi

Ay Load Shaiding Karne Walon Bat Hy Bilkul Sedhi

Jaise Jaise Barhe Ga Andhera

Waise Waise Barhe Gi Abadi ;-
# Ek Pathan Ne Makhi K Par Kaat K Kaha
"Urr Ja..."
Jab Makhi Nahi Urri To Usney Kaha...

"Sabit Hota Hai K Makhi K Par Kaat
Diye Jaein To Wo "Behri" Ho Jati Hai..=P:-)

Wo Kya Janay Mere Dil Pe Kya Guzri us waqt "paPpu"
Jab Us Ne Meri Tarf Dekha or Boli..


Excuse me
Badboo aap ne maari hai...? ;->
1st Frnd : Yaar Meri Biwi Bohat Ghussa Karti Hai

2nd Frnd :Meri Biwi Bhi Pehle BOhat Ghussa Karti Thi Ab Bilkul Nahi KAri

1st Frnd : Tumne Kya Elaaj Kya ?

2nd Frnd : Kuch Nahi Bas ITna Hi Kaha Tha K Burhapay Main Ghussa A Hi Jata Hai Tab Se Us Ne Kabhi Ghussa Nahi Kya :P
Interviewer:WHAT IS A SKELETON ?
Sardar:" SIR,SKELETON IS A PERSON WHO STARTED DIETING BUT FORGOT TO STOP IT ........."


Nokrani:Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.

Malkin: Kyun?

Nokrani:Apki saree pehenne k bad sahab

"Aap"Ko samajh k mere paas b nai aate.