chanda

chanda
Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.

Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?

Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)
  

Jan, 29 2013     162 chars (2 sms)     4064 views       Funny

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Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil krne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye
ga... ??? ;->
Are you fluency in English.?
Read it fast..

Upper roller lower roller
Roller lower Roller Upper
Dil ke zakhmoon ko gr koi shaiyri Kahe tu Seh lete hain...

Takleef Tu jab hoti hai jab koi wah wah karta hai... ;->
men think they are LEFT behind...
and women think they are always RIGHT to leave men behind?
I Wish Someday I Can Spend
My All Waking Moments With You
And I Don’t Have To Hate Missing You.:(
Kia aap k0 pata hay ??


B00ks samnay rakh kar b na perh panay wali bemari ka nam kia hay ??



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"BE-GAIRTI'''':-):-o
Machar marne ka asan
Tareqa

Phle ek zinda machar
Pakrain

Phr use zamin pe lita
Den
Phr use gudgude karen
Jse hi machar hasne k
Lye mu khole



Use Morten pila den.->
Why does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?




think...........





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Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna............;->
What will Himesh say to magnify a picture..?
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Zara Zoom Zoom… ;->
Fact of classroom:

Jab professor apko class se bahr nikale

TO SAMAJ LO K TARAKI KR RHE HO.

He might be afraid dat u know more than him...!!
Chahty hain wo hum sy waisi chahat ka wada!!!!
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Jaisy!!!!!!
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Lemon max, ghuly km or chaly ziada :-)
Sunday mean

S=Sote raho

U=Utho der se

N=Nachte raho

D=Dekhte raho TV

A=Aram hi Aram karo

Y=Yaad karo sirf humain hii

So njoy ur SUNDAY ;->