chanda

chanda
Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.

Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?

Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)
  

Jan, 29 2013     162 chars (2 sms)     4722 views       Funny

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Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don''t disturb your Father, he is reading this SMS now.


Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hm ganjey ho gae faraz!


Najaney kon hamarey
shampoo main veet daal gaya...= p ;->
D0sto0

Ghajini Daikhnay k Baad Andaza Hua k Aap ka Do0st Bhi Amir Khan Say kam Nahi Hay.


Mai Bhi Parhta Hun
Samajhta Hun

Phir 15 Min Bad Sab Bhool Jata Hun
A man''s silence can break a woman''s

heart into a thousand pieces while a

woman''s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace!

Man to a Frnd:
I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn''t speak to me for a month.
Frnd: Why?.
Oye

Ye Dekho



















































Kitni Jaga Khali Hai
Aajao Cricket Ho Jaye.... ;->
Why did Vivek not react when he & Aish brokeoff ?
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Because he was VIVEK OBEY RAI
Next Year Der Will Be Pakistan Premier

League Same As Ipl

Bt Only One Difference Is The



Cheer Girls Will Be Wearing Burkha..;->
Most Innocent & Heart Touching
lines said by a Truely Loving Girl
to her lover boy friend at Break up

Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
a marr, dafa ho.
teri shakal pehle din se he kameeno jesi lagi thi mujhe,
Chimgadar ki shakal walay,
Khabis Insan... ;->
Teacher to Students" Students agar app koi kaam kar rahey hon aur wo app k liye achcha ho to jo chahey ho jaye uss par qayam raho"



"Oh I have found the reason why boys keep on teasing girls"
Aata





ghee





shaker





chawal





k bad pakistan mein MSG ka buharan. . . .
FIRST SIGHT

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