chanda

chanda
Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.

Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?

Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)
  

Jan, 29 2013     162 chars (2 sms)     4358 views       Funny

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Ho Gaii Teri Shakal Kaali





Ho Chuki Aliya Ki
Bahaali






O Mardood Zardari






Ab Tou Khol De Bike Ki
Double Sawari
Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai.
Bata: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai.
Banta: Mein bank gaya tha, vahan yeh ek counter pe baithi thi, name plate pe likha tha: Chaalu Khata



Socrates Was Once Asked:

What Is The Cure For "Love At 1st Sight?"

The Philosopher Replied:

"Take A Closer Look Second Time".
Give A Person A Fish
And You Feed Him For
A Day,
Teach A Person To
Use The Internet And
He Won''t Bother You
For Weeks ... ;->


Teacher:
Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha?

Pappu: Hazrat Adam!

Teacher:
Shabash! Ab Batao K Unki Nationality Kya Thi ?

Pappu: Pakistani..

Teacher: Woh kese?

Pappu:
Un K Paas Ghar Nai Tha,
Kapray Nai Thay, Aata Nai Tha,
Bijli Nai Thi,
Gas Nai Thi..

Phir B Woh Zinda Thay!!
Question:
Suna he k:
Qurbani K janwar Ko chand-raat me Chhuriyan nazar ati hein
agar ye such hy


to
larkiyon ko mehndi ki raat ko kia nazar ata hoga?
Reply me

My name iz khan ka
Part 3 a anay wala hy . . .

My name iz gujjar n i m not a kanjar... ;->
Qiyamat Ki Nishaniyan.
1.Memon Badmashi Kary Ga.2.Sindhi Mehnat Karyga.
3.Muhajir Hukumat Karyga.4 Punjabi Ghairat Karyga.
5.Pathan Larki Say Piyar Karega


After Putting us in fire of love, you are sweetly sleeping.

nahi samj ai ????

ya lo

aggan la ka sanu ishaq dian te app mithi neind sona wa.
One Manb read a Board "likhne wala brilliant, parhne wala idiot."

Man becomes angry, he rub board and writes,

"Parhne wala Brilliant Or Likhne Wala Idiot"
Ek pathan TV pe bomb rakh k Pakistan ka match dekh raha tha,

Bivi:Ye bomb kis liye rakha hai ?

Pathan:Agr aaj haarey to poori team ko bomb se ura dunga.
Jab Kuttay Ki Maut Aati Hai Na


































Tou Wo Marr Jata Hai ;->