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Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.

Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?

Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)
  

Jan, 29 2013     162 chars (2 sms)     3927 views       Funny

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Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said
“Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching”

Really touching na?
I almost cried;->
gum mein jeene me maza aata hai.
gareebo ke ghar bhi khudaa jata hai..
1 hum hai barish ki tarah sms karte hai
1 aapka sms sarkari nal k pani ki tarah aata hai
bhagwaan Ram aur Shyam ka color kya tha????
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Green..

Coz-"HARE Rama HARE Krishna"
ibhrahim saab (the don) was sitting around a born fire! while sitting he got burnt suddenly!! why>???
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. Arrey because he himself was da WOOD ibrahim!!
RealiTy
if u tell a man there r 300 billion stars in d universe, he''ll believe u.Bt if u tell him a park bench has jst been painted, he has 2 touch it 2 b sure.
What Did God Say After Creating The First Man In West Indies?

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Aila..
Yeh To Jal Gaya!! ;)
A Pakistani was traveling from London to America by a plane,

There were one American, one Russian, one Indian and some other passengers.

Suddenly something went wrong pilot alarmed that plane lost it''s control and some of the passengers have to jump out to rescue the rest of them.

Firstly the American jumped out saying "Best America"

again the condition didn''t change then the Russian jumped out from the plane saying "Best Russia".

But the condition still the same.

The next is Muslims turn he hesitated for a moment and pulled out the Indian by saying "ALLAH-o-AKBAR"
Tum Itne Khubsurat Ho, Tum Se Bahar Bhi Sarminda Hai,
Kabhi Bhul Se Bhi Kabristan Mat Chale Jana
Warna Murde Kahe Uthange, Abhi Hum Bhi Jinda Hai..
Aaj ek din aur jee lo
Aaj ek khuwaab aur dehk lo
Aaj ek Dua aur maang lo
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Aaj ek sms aur karlo
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kia pathaa...
kal balance ho na ho!!.....

Atleast once in a day,
Millions of
People in
this World
stand on
Single Leg!

Guess when?




Don''t know?


Its easy!

While wearing CHADDI... =P ;->
''1 CHEETA CHARRS KI CEGRATE BANA RAHA THA 1 CHOHA BHAGTA HOWA AYA OR KAHA. KEYOON ZNDGI BARBAD KARTY HO DAIKHO KETNA KHOBSOORAT JANGAL HY AAO MAIRY SATH JANGAL KI SAIR KARRO,
CHEETA US KY SATH HO LEYA AGAY AIK HATHI SAMAND BOND KA NASHA KR RAHA THA CHOHY NY USY BHI YAHI KAHA WOH SATH HO LEYA,AGAY AIK SHAIR HIRON PINY KI TAYARI KR RAHA THA CHOOHY NY USY BHI YAHI KAHA TO SHAIR NY KHAINCH KY AIK THAPAR MARA, JAB HATHI OR CHEETA NY POOCHA KEH AAP NY ESSY KEYOON MARA TO SHAIR BOOLA KEH KAL BHI KAMINA BHUNG PI KR MUJHY 3 GHANTY GUMATA RAHA HY YEH:-''

Boy:Sir Ap Apni Beti Ki
Shadi Mjh Sy Kr De''n
Me Ap ko Us k Wazn k
Brabar Sona Dunga
Sir:Mjhy Wqt Do
Boy:Sochny k Liye?
Sir:Nhi Beti Ka Wazan
Brhane k Liye ;->