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chanda
Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.

Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?

Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)
  

Jan, 29 2013     162 chars (2 sms)     4481 views       Funny

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Will,Marry,I &U r going 4 a party.
Wads d best & worst arrangement u can make.
Did u get
Best: Wil, U, Marry, Me
Worst: I, Will , Marry , U
Teacher : How Do U Think Shakespare Wrote Such Master Peices ?

Student Slowly n Innocently Replies : Wid A Pencil Ma''am ;->


Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me
apsa koi haseen
Dilruba o Dil nasheen


Apsey pehley kaheen





















hum ney dekhey hein kayeen
Son:Papa Mujhe Sher Sunain
Papa:Rasme Ulfat Hai Ijazat Nahi Deti Wrna
Bholen Ge Tumhe U K Sada Yad Kroge
Sön:Ye Shair To Nahi Tha
Papa:Q?
Son:Isme To
''Faraz''
Ka Naam Nahi Aya.
I WANT TO TELL you ONE THING





-•= > PLZ DON"T MISTAKE ME .







-•= > PLZ DO IT SINCERELY .








WEAR A HELMET WHEN WALKING .







BECAUSE............................?





" Empty Things Break Easily "
Kaun kahta hai ki budhape mei ishq nahi hota..
Kaun kahta hai ki budhape mei ishq nahi hota..

Darasal baat ye hai ki BUDDHO par kisiko shaq nahi hota...
Who was d 1st indian cricktr 2 Bcum captain in his 1st mtch,
score 100 in d mtch & hit a 6 of d last ball 2 defeat england..?

GUESS!
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AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN... ;->

Man to a Frnd:
I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn''t speak to me for a month.
Frnd: Why?.
Read Properly
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Hakaya Makaya





Rumba Zumba





Timbak Tumbak





Gubba Jubba





Hiba Hu


Jinga Lala Hu...


Congratulation!
U R
Perfect Jungli ;)


1Admi Santa ki beta se Puchhta he
Beta Papa Ghar me he?

Santa ka Beta Sprite Pete hue
Uncle Sidha bolo Mummy se milna he

Sidhi Bat No Bakwas


FuNnY bUt TrUe


A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard
All His Life To Become Known
& Then Wears Dark Glasses
To Avoid Being Recognised. "