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Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.
Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?
Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)
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Jan, 29 2013
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I Heard That Good Looks
I Heard That Good Looks Can Kill
So, Please Dont Look At Me
I Dont Wanna See You Die
padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai
Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai?
ek
shauk se
aur
ek khauf se
Shauk hume he nahi
aur
Khauf to hame
kisi ka bhi nahi he
To Jiyo bindas...
:D
Full Forms WIFE
Full Forms
WIFE= Worries Invited For Ever.
LOVER= Loss Of Valuable Energy And Rupees.
FRIEND= First Relationship In Earth That Never Dies
pathan road accident
Pathan Road Accident K Bad Bola
Hum Sedha Jata Tha
Road Bhi Sedha Jata Tha
Hum Seadha Chalta Geya
Road Yakdam Mur Gya
Samne Aik Darkht Ata Tha Ham Darkht Ki Taraf Jata Tha Darkht Hmari Tarf Ata Tha
Humne Break Mara
Darkht Nahin Ruka
Osne Aakar Gari Ko Takr Mara
Ye Khanzeer Darkht Ka Chalan Kro
Dentist Ki Beti B.F
Dentist Ki Beti B.F Se: Aj Kitna Acha Moqa Tha Tm Mere Dad Se Shadi Ki Baat Krskty Thy.
Larka: Bs Aj B Mera Hosla Nhi Hua. Khmoshi Se 1 Or Dant Nklwa Kr Agya...
Teacher:what is
Teacher:what is chemical formula 4 water? John:H I J K L M N O. Teacher:What r u talking? John:yesterday u told it is H to O!!!!
Meri Aankhon Ko Sapne
Meri Aankhon Ko Sapne Phir Dikha Gaya Koi,
Bujhti Sanson mein Mehak phir Jaga Gaya Koi,
Kya ye Such Much Pyaar hai..
Ya Phir se TOPI Pehna Gya Koi.
Be''-sharm Be-haya Be-waqoof Na-maqool Na-aehel
Be''-sharm
Be-haya
Be-waqoof
Na-maqool
Na-aehel
Jahil
Ullu k pathay
Hain wo log
Jo apki qadar nahi kartey ;
bike rider to sarja
"Bike Rider To Sarjant
Sir Mere Documents Complete To Hain.
"Phir Chalan Kaisa
Sarjant.
Double Sawari Khul Gayi Hai,
Aur Tum Single Ja Rahe Ho. ..
Subah sM
Subah sMs
sham sMs
din me sMs
rat me sMs
ghar me sMs
office me sMs
college me sMs
aakhir kya hai ye sMs
S-Sub
M-Milkar
S-Socho...............;->
Meri Aankhain Us Ko Dhondti Hain
Meri Aankhain Us Ko Dhondti Hain "Faraz"
Jis Ne Masjid Se Meri Jooti Uthai Thi..
''Na ye CHAND hoga na TARAY rahenge
''Na ye CHAND hoga na TARAY rahenge
Kya hum hamesha KUNWARAY rahenge?
Is dnya me kitno k NIKAH ho gye
Kya nseb mai apne
srf NIKAH k CHWARAY rhenge?''
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