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chanda
Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.

Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?

Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)
  

Jan, 29 2013     162 chars (2 sms)     3619 views       Funny

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Two lovers plan 2 commit Suicide.Boy jumped 1st.Gurl closed her eyez n return baq saying love is blind.
Da boy in air opens his Parashute saying Love never dies


Heights Of Professional Respect..

A Begger Won 50 Lac Rs Lottery N He Took
Gold Utensil For Begging.
Be-Panaah Chahat k baad bhi Hum usey paa na sakey "pApPu"

Kisi SangDil ne usey 100 ka Load krwa k Jeet liya... ;->
After all I have decided to write a Sad SMS.
Just See below!
























I means I am successful coz u r sad that you don''t have a sad message to forward.
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

Wife ( Kitchen Se ): Aji Suntay Ho,
Mai Aaj Kal Bohat Khubsorat ho Rahi Hon.


Husband: Tumhain Kese Pata?


Wife: Aaj kal Meri Khubsorti Dekh Kar Rotiyan Bhi Jal Rahi Hain. :-)
Journalist: Aap Ki ACTIVITIES Kya Hain?

Reema: Hum 2 Behnain Aur 3 Bhai Hain

Journalist: Bibi, Aap Ki Activities Poochhi Hain,

Aap K Waalid Ki Nahin!;-)
Agar app kaheen baithey hoon aur 5 ghantey ghuzarney k bawajood light na jaye to app k zehan mein aaney wali pehli baat kya ho ghee?





"Aeho k mein Pakistan wich nayeen"
Aishwariya
Preety
Kareena
In teeno''n Main Se Kisi Ko
Hona Hoga Mera Zarur


Main Janta Hoon Nahi Hai
Itni Auqaat Meri



Lekin


Lab Pe Aati Hai Dua Ban K
Tamana Meri ... ;->
Vijay: Mere pas gaadi hai, bangla hai, ijjat hai, paisa hai.
tumhare paas kya hai?

Ravi: Mere pas bhi gaadi hai, bangla hai, ijjat hai, paisa hai.




Vijay : abey to phir MAA kiske paas hai ?!?

Whn V Drink
V Get Drunk
Whn V Get Drunk
V Fall Asleep
Whn V Fall Asleep
V Comit No Sin
Whn V Comit No Sin
V Go 2 Heaven

So

Lets All Get Drunk &
Go 2 Heaven

Definition for Human being:

A creature that cuts trees

,makes papers and writes

"SAVE TREES"

on it..!!!

Funny people.....!!!!!!