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Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.

Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?

Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)

Jan, 29 2013 162 chars (2 sms) 4613 views Funny

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Tuje apne Piar ki

Tuje apne Piar ki khushbu se door door kar dun,

Fauji boot utha k marun aur choor choor kar dun,

Cherry blosam ka istmal karo tuje Noor Noor kar dun,

Izhar-e- mohabbat k taor pe apni nazron se dafa door kar dun.

When sum1 touch

When sum1 touch u
& u dont feel it,
its IGNORANCE.

Wen sum1 touch u
&u feel it,

its LOVE

Bt when nobdy touchs u n u feel it,

then its Khujli...

tip of the day

~ Tip Of The Day ~

''It''s So
"S I M P L E"
To Be
"W I S E" ...

Just
"T H I N K"

Something
"S T U P I D"

And Then

Don''t
"S A Y" It ... ;->

there are 3 kind of men

There are 3 kind of Men..

Do u know...?

1-The ASIANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their wife the most.

2-The AMERICANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend the most.

3-The PAKISTANIS-
They hv 1 wife & 4 girlfriends but they love their house-maid the most... ;->

mere boovay aggay potti kinnay

Sultan Rahi:
Oye, mere boovay aggay potti kinnay kiti ae.....?

Mustafa Qureshi:
Tez aai c shoniya, nikal gai thaa kar k.... =P ;)

> > B A d L u C k < <

> > B A d L u C k < <

I

W a n t

T o

K i L L

T h e

B i g g e s t

F o o L

O f

T h e

W o r l d

''B u t''

I

D n t

K n o w

Y o u r

A d d r e s s .=P;->

Tajj Mehal dekh

Tajj Mehal dekh kar bola Shah Jahan ka pota,
Apna bhi bank balance hota,
Agar Dada aashiq na hota....P

she is kidding

She Is Kidding...

Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...

"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->

Kid 1 : My Mom Is Having A New Baby ...

Kid 1 :
My Mom Is Having
A New Baby ...

Kid 2 :
Hmmm !
So What''s Wrong With
The Old One ... ? ;->

id like to buy som dog food

man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->

befor and after

Things in Boys’ room Before marriage:
Perfumes
Love letters
Laptops
Cards
N95
After marriage:
Pain killers
Loan papers
Unpaid bills
Nokia 1202..

To Ask For Their Money Back.

Question. Why Are All Mbas Going Back To School?

Answer. To Ask For Their Money Back.

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