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Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.

Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?

Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)
  

Jan, 29 2013     162 chars (2 sms)     3692 views       Funny

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ye Ghada apka ha?
Agr nahe to isko aagay bhejte raho jiska hoga wo rakh lega
Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil krne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye
ga... ??? ;->
After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an opening for you..!
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the "door..!
''Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat
Sweet words r nice 2 say
But sweet people r really hard 2 find
My goodness, how da hell did u manage 2 find me!''
Do U know About the shortest boOk ever written????


its titled''''what women want?''''


And it has only one word...''''everything''''
Americans Invented Cellphone.


Japanese Invented SIM Card.


PakistaniS Invented Missed Call..!!


Proud To Be An Pakistani!
Pappu excitedly announced to hi friends
"I will tell you all something....." All his
friends gathered around himto hear what
he would tell. What did Pappu tell them?
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A) "Something"... ;->
Indian Boy: Mere 3 Bhai & 3 Behen Hain. Teray Kitne Hain?

American boy: Mere Bhai Behen Nahi, Par Meri Pehli Mummy Se 4 Papa Aur Pehla Papa Se 5 Mummy Hain .
Jahaz tofan me ghir gya

CAPTAN : ksiko tofan sa bach nklna ki dua ati ha?

A man raisd hand

CAPT said: OK ap dua pr gzara krn
hmary pas 1 life jackt km hy ;->
Full Forms
WIFE= Worries Invited For Ever.
LOVER= Loss Of Valuable Energy And Rupees.
FRIEND= First Relationship In Earth That Never Dies

Teacher: Is Dor Men Sab Se Bara Bewakuf Insan Kon Hota Hai?

Student: Wakeel..

Teacher: Wo Kese ?

Student: Q K Itni Garmi Men Wo Hi Coat Pehanta Hai ;-)
We Have Been Listening :

"Practice Males Perfect ... "

But

Also That Too :

"Nobody is Perfect ... "






So














"What Is The Point Of Practicing ..." ;->