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Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof,woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.Test
results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.
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Ur Son Is Poor In Studies
Pandit1-Ur Son Is Poor In Studies
Pandit2-Why?
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Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon
Nokar! Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon.
Aap ko muj par barosa nein.
Saith! Had ho gahi hai thijori k
chabihan maz per padi reti hein.
Nokar! Un mein se eik bi chabi
thijori ko nein lagthi.
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Dentist Ki Beti-
Tumne Dady Se ShadiKi Bat Ki?
Boy-Mera Hosla Nhi Hua
Khamosi Se Or 1Daat Niklwa K Aya
definition of high heels
The Most Wacky Definition of High Heels:
A Device Invented for Short Height Women,
Who Were Fed Up By
Constantly Being Kissed
On the Forehead. :-)
Teacher;
Teacher;
"I Wish you Would Pay A
Litte Attention...!"
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Student;
"I''m paying As Little As I
Can,sir";->
O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon
O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon
Mujh Me Jaan Aa Gayi Hai
Peeche Mur K ou Dekho Kameeno
Ciggerate Ki Dukan Aa Gayi Hai ;->
Shadi k Doosre Din Beti apni maa Se:
Shadi k Doosre Din Beti apni maa Se:
Aj meri Unse Laraei Ho gai,
Maa: Beta Shadi me Jhagry toh Hote Rehte hain.
Beti: Wo toh Thik hy Par Ab Lash ka kya kren?
Wo Kia Cheez Hy
Wo Kia Cheez Hy
Jo Biwi Apnay Husband Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti
Bar Bar Magney Per Bhi Nain Deti.
Aur Yeh Illegal Bhi Nain Hy??
Guess??
Come On Yar?
Sakoon
itz the month of snow songs
Itz the Month of
Snow & Songs
Candles, Cakes n
Celebrations
Itz December
Njoy dis LuVly n glorious Month
NOTE-Plz Ignore
if U r an STUDENT
what is the diffrence b/w
what is the diffrence b/w Egyptians Mummies and Pakistani Mummies..?
Children are afarid of egyptians mummies.../
aNd
fathers are afraid of
pakistani mummies .../ ;->
Molvi;muje wife k liya brazier chahiay.
Molvi;muje wife k liya
brazier chahiay.
Shopkeeper;size kai hai?
Molvi ;size to maloom nahi, per us k purani brazier se meri 2 topiy ban gai hain.->
''Larki Ro Ro Kar Larkay se Keh rahi hai
''Larki Ro Ro Kar Larkay se Keh rahi hai
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Haath to chhor Kaminay Meri Naak beh rahi hai..''
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