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Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof,woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.Test
results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.
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1-5 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "MOM"
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15-21 YEARS LOVE "ME"
22-50 YEARS LOVE "HUSBAND"
51-100 YEARS LOVE
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"TERE BHI JALWE KAM NAHI HAIN YAAR"........ :p
Height of Cleverness
Height of Cleverness
Dad: if u Pass in the exam i will Present u 1 Cycle.
Son: if i fail?
Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle.
Son: why?
Dad: To Open Cycle Shop
''jatay howay kuch
''jatay howay kuch aasa kar kar k jaoo kam k har gali sai awaaz aa ABBA JAN;ABBA JAN ;ABBA JAN''
a free Chocolate!
Child 2 d Sales Girl in a Sweets Shop:
Miss, will u marry me when I grow up.
Girl smiled & said:
Yes
Child:
Can u give ur Future Husband a free Chocolate! ;->
Just Shut Up
Just Shut Up
Ok !
Dont Try To Be Over Smart
Apne Kaam Se Kaam Rakha Karo
Nonsence
Idiot
Selfish
I
Said
To
My Heart
When It Asked Me
To
Stop
Missing U . . . :)
Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,
Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,
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Q?
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Taa K
Mummy Dady Se,
Dady Baby Se,
Baby Mummy Se,
Dady Mummy Se,
Baby Dady Se,
ZONG k Baghair Bhi Baat Kar Saken. :-)
Jb akelapan mehsus ho
Jb akelapan mehsus ho
Jab har janib khamoshi ho
Jab tanhai ka ehsas barh jaye
Jb taangen thak jaen
To
Samj lena
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apko TOILET mei bethy kafi der ho gayi hy ;->
kon kehta hai tum bewafa ho
Kon Kehta Hai Tum Bewafa Ho.
Ye Aur Baat Hai Humse Khafa Ho.
Humko Pyaar Hai Sirf Tum Se.
Agar Tumko Nahi To Dafa Ho. :-)
Ab to Dukan Par Bhi Ye Board Lagay Hain
Ab to Dukan Par Bhi Ye Board Lagay Hain FARAZ.
Cheeni Maang Kar Sharminda Na Karain.
Cheeni Ek Jang Hai, Isi Liye Band Hai.
Namak Baray Shoq Se, Cheeni Aglay Chock Se. :-)
Sardar Pathan se:
Sardar Pathan se:
Yaar meri Saas ka birthday hy, koi sasti or achi antique cheez btao jo usey doon
Pathan:
O Khocha, esa karo Hamara Sussar de do:-D
Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H
Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H
20 Gadho Ko Sms Karo
10 Padte Hein
5 Ko Samjh Me Aata Hai
4 To Kanjus Hote Hein
1 Murga Kismat Se phnsta Hai
Jo Reply Karta Hai
Sardar sharaab peeta
Sardar sharaab peeta
r rota jata,
Aik pathan nay poocha:
Kiya hua SARDAR G?
Sardar khta hai:Jis larki
ka naam bhulana
Chahta hun,
Yska naam yaad nh a
Raha....-;>
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