Mujay pata hay is waqt

Mujay pata hay is waqt tum ne apna nikala huwa hay

hath men b pakra huwa hay

us ko daba b rahay ho

tumen sharam nahi ati

Andar dalo apna MOBILE

May, 22 2010 156 chars (1 sms) 2410 views Funny

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Reaction of Girl When She Lost Dere Purse!

Reaction of Girl When She Lost Dere Purse!

POOR GIRL: Oh ! I''ve Lost Money . . .

RICH GIRL: Oh ! I''ve lost Credit Cards . . . .

BEAUTIFUL GIRL: Oh !! Us Me RoCk3r Ki Photo Thee. . . . ;->

Why has the government.

Why has the government. fixed voting age- 18 yrs & marriage age- 21 yrs?

Govt.. ko ye pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasaan hai, lekin biwi nahi...!!!

Interviewer to Millionaire

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

koshish karien k woh

Koshish karien k woh SMS bheja karain jo hamien pasand hoon..
ab aap hamari pasand poochien gay..
To hamien EASY LOAD walay SMS bht pasand hain.

Agar Aasman tak mera haath jata,

Agar Aasman tak mera haath jata,
Agar Aasman tak mera haath jata,

To phir mein normal insan na hota, waisey tum kya samjhe they?

Prof: Chemical Symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA

Prof: Chemical Symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Prof: and Sodium?
Sardar: NA

Prof: What will we gt if 1 Atom of BA & 2 Atoms of NA combine?

Sardar: BANANA!

Main 20 K/M Per Hr Ki Raftaar Se Ja Raha Tha,

Man:Janab Main 20 K/M Per Hr Ki Raftaar
Se Ja Raha Tha,
Mgr Phir Bhi Meri Car Ko Taiz Raftaari K
Ilzaam Me Band Kr Dia Gya,

Judge:Is Baat Ka Kya Saboot Hai?
K Tum Sach Kah Rahay Ho?

Man:Janab Is Se Barh Kr Or
Kya Proof Ho Ga K Us Waqt
Main Apni B.V Ko Lenay Susral Ja Raha Tha,

Hi, Doing nothing?

Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 Me in ur heart!!
I may come there any time!
Urs faithfully,
Heart Attack

The Two

The Two

Dangerous

Weapons In The World

Other Than Nuclear Bomb ...

1) A Girl''s Smile

2) A Girl''e Tears ...

ladki wale hame ais

ladki wale hame ais

Ladki Wale: Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye

Jo Kuch Khata-Pita Na Ho

Aur Kuch Ghalat Kaam Na Karta Ho

Pandit: Aisa Ladka Toh ICU K Emergency Ward Mei Mileyga.. ;->

student

chill man = Teacher to Student:
How many Planets are there ???

Student:
Mars, Venus, Jupitar.....

Teacher:
Aur Sunaaoo ???

Student:
Buss fitt,,, Aap Sunaao ??? !! =P =D

"WAFA" Se PYAR Mat Karna,

"WAFA" Se PYAR Mat Karna,

Kion Nahi Karain.?

Kion K,

Bin MAUT Maare Jaogay!?

Kion.?

ARAY BHAi!

''WAFA''

OSAMA BiN LADEN Ki BETi Ka NAAM Hai..

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