Why do we fall in love?

Why do we fall in love?
Why do we fall in love?
Experience ki kami.
Why do we break off love?
Patience ki kami.
den y do v want 2 fall in luv again
Dimag ki kami!
  

May, 19 2010     144 chars (1 sms)     2712 views       Funny

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