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''''ghar kab aa rahe ho ? Massege karke batao.''''
Sardar writes 2 her -
''''Nahi bata sakta,balance kam hai'''' ;->
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May, 19 2010
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agar basanti ki maus
Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi
bandhe to basnti & thakr ka kya rishta hua?
Kuch b nahi,kaam karo apna,Thakur k hath hi nahi the.
1friend:
1friend:
Yaar Mera Mobile Kharaab Hogaya Hai
Koi Acha Sa Dentist Batao
2friend: "Dentist Wo Kiu?
1friend:
Yar Mere Mobile Ka Bluetooth Kharab Ho Gya Ha
A Man Can Be Happy
A Man Can Be Happy Wid Any Woman . . .
As Long As
He Does Not Love Her . . . ;->
farmaishon se tang aa gaya hon
Husband to Wife: Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon Se
Tang Aa Gaya Hon.
Is liye Khud Khushi Karne Ja Raha Hon.
Wife: Acha Ek White Saari to Dila Den
Main Iddat K Dino Mai Pehnungi.
Surmey ki Factory
Pathan ki bivi ka rang boht kala tha,
Ek din bivi ne Orange Colour ki Saarhi pehni aur pucha: Kesi lag rahi hun?
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Pathan: Aise jaise SURMEY ki Factory mein aag lagi ho.
"WAFA" Se PYAR Mat Karna,
"WAFA" Se PYAR Mat Karna,
Kion Nahi Karain.?
Kion K,
Bin MAUT Maare Jaogay!?
Kion.?
ARAY BHAi!
''WAFA''
OSAMA BiN LADEN Ki BETi Ka NAAM Hai..
A couple was
A couple was siting in garden, Suddenly 2 Dogs start kissing each other.
BOY:Janu agAr bura na mano to me b?
GIRL: Ok
Par sambhal k
Kutta kahin kat na le
Malik: Ye Tm Ne Golden
Malik: Ye Tm Ne Golden Balon Wali Larki Ko Kahan Se Bithaya?
Drive: Sir Ap Gussa Mt Hon Mai Abi Batata Hun
Malik: Koi Zaroorat Nhi Tm Bs Mera Taaruf Krwa Do
CHICKEN ROLL
Pathan to his friend:Yara humko film mein kaam karne ka bara shok hai.
Friend:Yaar Tumhein konsa role pasand hai ?
Pathan:
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CHICKEN ROLL.
Teacher to Students
Teacher to Students" Students agar app koi kaam kar rahey hon aur wo app k liye achcha ho to jo chahey ho jaye uss par qayam raho"
"Oh I have found the reason why boys keep on teasing girls"
Air Hostes 2 Lalu:
Air Hostes 2 Lalu:- Sir, are you vegetarian or non-vegetarian?
Lalu:- I am INDIAN!
Air Hostes:- No sir! Are you shakahari or masahari?
Lalu:- Na re sasuri,, I am BIHARI!!.. ;->
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