Sardarni writes massege 2 sardar

Sardarni writes massege 2 sardar
Sardarni writes massege 2 sardar
''''ghar kab aa rahe ho ? Massege karke batao.''''
Sardar writes 2 her -
''''Nahi bata sakta,balance kam hai'''' ;->
  

May, 19 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2338 views       Funny

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One Out Of Every 4
People Are Crazy


Think Of Your
3 Closest Friends



If They Seem Normal ,




You Are This One .... ;->
Boy To His Girlfriend:Darling Maray Kaan Me Kuch Garam Sa,

Kuch Naram Sa,

Kuch Namkin Sa,

Kuch Mitha Sa Kaho.

Girlfrind Sharmatey Huway Boli:Halwa Pur
Kya aap confidence se chalte hai...

kya aap penalty bharte hai...

kya aap mobile ke bill se darte hai...

To aap sms kyon nahi karte hai?
Jis tarha 1 machhar marnay say ap SHIKARI nahi ban jaogay.......










Theek usi tarah.../









2-3 sms karnay say aap BHIKARI nahi ban jao gay.....
Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?





















Ans:

1 => No Mind



2 => No Business . . . . . ;->
Sardar Apne Ghar Ka
Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha
Kr Ja Raha Tha ..

Kisi Ne Poocha
Sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ???

Sardar g Ne Kaha:
Tala Khulwane ... ;->
Aik din aik sardar ki apne baap se larrai ho gae.
Osne baap ki photo qabrastan main aik tree per laga di aur os k neeche likh dia

"coming soon"
Breaking News!

Nipa Chowrangi Per 3 Taxi
Or 2 Bus Ko Na Maloom Afraad Ne Roka
Or Us Main Sawaar Hokar



Apne Apne Ghar Chale Gaye.:-D
Aaap main say har koi nashta karta hoga, har koi anda(egg) bhi subha subha khata hoga.......
agar aap ki mom kisi din aap say aakar yeh kahain k
egg main say ek memon nikla hai tou hairan na hoeay ga kyun k jarasim or memon har jaga hote hain.
Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.


Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz Shopping K Liye Jaayenge.


Husband: Aur Uske Agle Haftey Roz Mandir Jaayenge.


Wife: Kyo?



Husband- Bheek Mangenge. :
Jab Subha Jago tu
KALMA
Pahro,

Jab Pani Peene Lagu To
BISMILLAH
Pahro,

Jab Mujhe Dekho Tu
SUBHAN ALLAH
pahro,


Jab Sheesha Dekho Tu

tu

tu

LAHOL WALA
Pahro :)

India men Umer Shrif ko kisi ny Ungli kr di

umer sharif Murr k bola

Beta Utna hi nikalna Jitna kha sako...=P;->