Sardarni writes massege 2 sardar

Sardarni writes massege 2 sardar
Sardarni writes massege 2 sardar
''''ghar kab aa rahe ho ? Massege karke batao.''''
Sardar writes 2 her -
''''Nahi bata sakta,balance kam hai'''' ;->
  

May, 19 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2461 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

1 khus kush hamlawar ne taliban se kaha
Sir G: Barud zara kam dala karo

pichli dafa hamara banda, jannat se 350 kilometer agay nikal gaya tha.
Heigth of fashion



a 6 month old baby asks his mother for.....






low waist diper
Breaking News:

Nipa chowrangi per Taxi or 2 Bus ko na maloom afraad ne roka or us mei sawar hokar apne apne ghar chale gaye.
Never Attend A Class




Why ... ? ? ?






John Nash Said :

"Classes Make u Dull . It Destroys The Potential
Of Creative Thinking"

So Dun Be Dull ... =)
spell the word silk without looking here


now say "silk" 5 times

what does a cow drink?
.
.
.
.
milk? a cow drinks water...
''Udhar aap majboor baithe hain...





..Idhar hum majboor baithe hai..





.Baat ho to kaise ho.



Jab idhr udhr do kanjUs baiThe hai..''
Dabbey mai Dabba
Dabbey mai cake
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
memon Na ban!!!
SMS bhej :-
What is
M A T H S.....?
.
.
.
M-Mental
A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
S-Student....
Aap ko meri taraf se
.

Or mere tamam friends ki taraf se,
.

Or mere office walo ki taraf se,
.

Or 17 karor pakistanio ki taraf se.
.
.
.
.
.
PONKA
TEACHER:Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.. Usay KHUDKUSHI karni parri..

farak batao....

STUDENT:Pehla parrha likha berozgar tha, Dusra SHADI-SHUDA tha . . . . ;->
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
In USA Every Year Edison''s Birthday Is Celebrated By Power Cut For 2 Mins.

But Here Due To Over Respect,

We Celebrate It Daily For 3-4 Hours! ;-)