100 rupay ka note mila

100 rupay ka note mila

1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
.
.
. "Eid Mubarak"

PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola


"khair Mubarak" ;p : )
  

May, 05 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     2212 views       Funny

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Boy: sir i play football cricket tennis daily.
...
Dr: how long do you play?
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Boy : until d battery in my mobile goes down.

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USA inventd a machine 2 catch thievs

In US
30min it caught 20thievs

In UK
30mins 30thievs

In India
30min 90thievs

Pakistan
In 5mins da machine was stolen:-)
Singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I Sing,

Your Dog Starts Barking.


Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,


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Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband:Sure, what are my choices?

Wife :Yes and no. . . ;->
Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER...
Dear MARIE!
Today is GOODDAY. I''m in GALA . U''ve made my life SOOPER.
I''m the PRINCE of ur heart.
I want to buy u BAKERY,
so u can give me a TREAT everyday. U''ve Krack''jacked my JAM HEART.
Now i''m in 50-50 position.
Plz i wana hav a PARTY with u.
Tumhara TIGER...!

Child 2 d Sales Girl in a Sweets Shop:
Miss, will u marry me when I grow up.

Girl smiled & said:
Yes

Child:
Can u give ur Future Husband a free Chocolate! ;->
FIRST SIGHT

FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe''s SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and'' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~
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1st says my wife is very cold
2nd says mine is very hot
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Kitne Pyar Se Likha Tha Sahil Pe Tera Naam,,,

*.*pappU*.*

Na Jane Kis ZALIM Ne GUTKAY
Ki Pichkari Maar k Laal Kar Diya... ;->
Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont

even have a big car like Noman,but

i really love U!

Girl:thats ok but tell me more about Noman..!
"Good Night"
Koi Ghalti Ya Koi Baat Buri Lagi Ho To Maaf Krdijiye Ga, Pata Nhi Subha Aankh Khule Ya Dupeher Ko. :-D
Husband And Wife are Like two tyres of a vehicle.

Even if one punctures , the vehicle can''t move further

So intelegent men always carry a stephny with them . :)