Pehle Insaan Ki Nationality Kya Thi?

Pehle Insaan Ki Nationality Kya Thi?
Teacher: Dunya K Pehle Insaan Ki Nationality Kya Thi?

Boy: Pakistani.

Teacher: Woh Kese?

Boy: Uske Paas
Na Ghar Tha
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Cheeni

Phir Bhi Woh Zinda Tha. :-)
  

May, 13 2010     187 chars (2 sms)     1982 views       Funny

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