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1-Logon k eeman jatay rahen gae
2-Har ghar se ganay ki awaz aye gi
3-Zalzalay aein gae
4-Logon k pass balance hoga aur wo SMS nahi kia karain gae..
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May, 21 2010
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mallika ko mixer pe kaam karte
Mallika Ko MIXER pe kaam karte Dekh k Naukar Bola:
Madam, JUICE Bana Rahi ho kya?
Mallika: NA Re Baba!
Main to Apne Kapde Dho Rahi Hon. :-)
Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...
Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...
He Didn''t Pay The Dues,
The Bank Took Away His Car.
Pathan: If I Knew This,
I''d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also! :-(
Piyarey Or Aziz dosto..
Piyarey
Or
Aziz dosto..
ASLAM O ALAIKUM..!
Bas Salam kar ke
10 nekiyan laini thi,
ab apna kam karo... ;->
exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..
Rule of success:
Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.
And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..
Punjabi tarjuma of baby baby yes mama.
Punjabi tarjuma of baby baby yes mama.
Kaki kaki
Han baybay
Phak lee chenei,
Na babey
Jhoot mardi
Na babey
Lawan juti
Na babey
Khol botha
Ha ha ha...
InTErNATioNAL
InTErNATioNAL SurvEy sE isS bAAt kA pAtA chALA
hAi k AurtAin mArte dAm tAk SAth nAhin Chorhtien
.
.
MARD KA NAHI FASHION KA . . . :p :d ;->
wh8 d hell are
Wh8 d Hell !!
Are
U
Mad ?
U
Don''t
Hve
Ne Work
2 Do
So
Doing
Sch
Type Of
Nonsense
Reading
A
SMS
Worth
Nthing
But
Really
It
Suits
U
So
Going On
Nonsense ;->
Remix
Remix
Hum Dosto Ko Bari
pakiza Saza Dete
Hain,,,,,!!
HUM DOSTO KO BARI
PAKIZA $AZA
DETE
HAIN...!!!
Gand MArte Nahi
CHUPA LAGWA Dety heN,,,
''News: 3 Chimps
''News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.''
ThErE iS a DiFfErEnCe
ThErE iS a DiFfErEnCe
Of OnE lEtTeR iN ThE
sPeLlInGs Of
NeW eLeCtEd AmErIcAn
PrEsIdEnT & WoRlD''s
MoSt WaNtEd TeRrOrIsT ...
>> OBAMA
>> OSAMA ...
Pagal Hyn Wo Log Jo
Pagal Hyn Wo Log
Jo
Pyar Main
Larkion Ko Miss Kerte Hain
Aray Miss Kerna Hai
Tou
Macharo’n Ko Karo
Jo Khud Aa K Un Ko Kiss Kerte Hyn ;->
sajna honge ka kab uspar sawar
sajna honge ka kab uspar sawar
or kab wo sarmayegi,
chand ki trah hogi uski surat,
jab wo apna ghoonght uthwayegi.
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