Qayamat k 4 sign

Qayamat k 4 sign
Qayamat k 4 signs

1-Logon k eeman jatay rahen gae


2-Har ghar se ganay ki awaz aye gi


3-Zalzalay aein gae



4-Logon k pass balance hoga aur wo SMS nahi kia karain gae..
  

May, 21 2010     186 chars (2 sms)     3689 views       Funny

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It’s Totally Abt Me
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