Qayamat k 4 sign

Qayamat k 4 signs

1-Logon k eeman jatay rahen gae

2-Har ghar se ganay ki awaz aye gi

3-Zalzalay aein gae

4-Logon k pass balance hoga aur wo SMS nahi kia karain gae..

May, 21 2010 186 chars (2 sms) 3718 views Funny

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Fact about women:

Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband’s coat from 20 meters,
but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . . :-D

how do you expect me

How do you expect me to remember your birthday,
when you never look any older?

Doctor! I Have A Serious Problem,

Doctor! I Have A Serious Problem,

I Can Never Remember

What I Just Said.

When Did You

First Notice This Problem?

What Problem?

Achon Se Zyada

Achon Se Zyada
Tum Achay Ho,

Sachon Se Zyada
Tum Sachay Ho,

Mene Kaha
Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai,

Wo Boli "PAPPU"

Sharm Karo
Abhi Tum Bachay Ho... =P ;-> o_O

new degrees of do

New Degrees Of
"DOG"

DOG, DOGER, DOGEST ...

Congratulations To
Justice Justice
Abdul Hameed "Doger"
For Achieving 2nd Degree
Of DOG ...

Diffrence between

Diffrence between fate n stupidity: If ur father is poor,then its ur fate,if ur father-in-law is poor,its ur stupidity..!!

After marriage,

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can''t face each other, but still they stay together. . . ;->

Arz kia ha..

Arz kia ha..

Karachi main agar agaye talibaan..

Wah wah..

Kia arz krdia ha mene

karachi main agar agaye talibaan,,

to kesi lage gi burqay main shiri rehman.

Main 1 sms hoon

Main 1 sms hoon. Jise stupid log parte hain. Nalayak log doosron ko forward karte hain. Gadhe delete karte hain aur Pagal store karte hain. TUM kya karne vale ho?????

A Great Thinker Once Said -

A Great Thinker Once Said -

A Man With His Tool In A Woman''s Mouth...
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Five year old girl

Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do...

Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahatey Huye Dekha..

Gabbar:
Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahatey Huye Dekha..!

Viru:
Kuttey Kaminey Main Tera Khoon Pi Jaunga..

Gabbar:
Abey Main Naha Raha Tha Basanti Ja Rahi Thi.

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