Qayamat k 4 sign

Qayamat k 4 signs

1-Logon k eeman jatay rahen gae

2-Har ghar se ganay ki awaz aye gi

3-Zalzalay aein gae

4-Logon k pass balance hoga aur wo SMS nahi kia karain gae..

May, 21 2010 186 chars (2 sms) 2388 views Funny

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Arz kya hai,

Arz kya hai,
Na zoroorat rakho sitaron ki,
Na zaroorat rakho faltu yaron ki,
Bus ik dost mango mere jesa,
Jo watt laga de saron ki. :d

WOMAN: U Tell

WOMAN: U Tell A Man Something, It Goes In One Ear & Comes Out Of The Other. . .

MAN: U Tell A Woman Something, It Goes In Both Ears & Comes Out Of The Mouth. . . ;->

Husband:I''ll admit

Husband:I''ll admit I''m wrong if u''ll admit I''m right!

Wife:I agree! u go first!

Husband: Ok

I''m wrong!

Wife
(with a twinkle in her eye):

you are right!

PAthAN: TAnki sAAf krne Chait pr gyA

PAthAN: TAnki sAAf krne Chait pr gyA TAnki pAr Qava BethAwA thA.
PAthAN jALdi sE NeChAy utrA Or Seri hAtA di.
Or boLA BetA MAi to utAr gyA to kEsE aAyE gA.. ;->

Ye mulaqat ek bahana hai

Ye mulaqat ek bahana hai

Pyar ka silsila purana hai

Tum se bus kam hai itna..........

Mujhe apna

TOILET dhulwana hey ;->

sadyon mai pehli baar aisa hua

Sadyon Mai Pehli Baar Aisa Hua Hai JAn|x....
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K Bachay Paper Honay Ki Dua Kr Rahay Hain... ;->

Teacher:

Teacher:woh dekho udhar sunder ladki khadi hai.
Isko PUNJABI me translate karo.
student:woh dekho saalo TODI BHABHI KHADI HAI

I Know A Lot About

I Know A Lot About
Cars ...

I Can Look At A Car''s
Headlights And Tell
You Exactly

Which Way It''s
Coming ... ;->

A beautiful young

A beautiful young bride said to her 80 years old husband: "Sweetie, lets go upstairs and make love".He replied: "Make a choice, I can''t do both''''

Ab "BUSH" Ke Bad "OBAMA"

Ab "BUSH" Ke Bad "OBAMA"

Zara Sambhal Ke Rahkna Qadam IRAQ Me "OBAMA"

"BUSH" KO Pare Hain Jutay Tera To Utar Dainge "PEJAMA".

qarz e hasna kisay kehte hain

Teacher:

"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"?

Pathan:

"Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen"!

SHORT and SWEET SAYING

SHORT and SWEET SAYING :

"Nobody
In
This
World
Is
Rich
Enough
To
Throw
Away
A
Friend.."

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