Qayamat k 4 sign

Qayamat k 4 sign
Qayamat k 4 signs

1-Logon k eeman jatay rahen gae


2-Har ghar se ganay ki awaz aye gi


3-Zalzalay aein gae



4-Logon k pass balance hoga aur wo SMS nahi kia karain gae..
  

May, 21 2010     186 chars (2 sms)     2600 views       Funny

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Sweet But Not Honey

Precious But Not Money

Bright But Not Sunshine

Improves With Time But Not Wine


Chalo Maire Baare Me Tou HoGaya
Aap Sunao ? ? ? ;->
BREAKING NEWS: Terrorists have kidnapped MEERA and demanded 5000000 Rs otherwise they will burn her with Kerosene Oil.So plz donate.I ve also donated 15 liters.


LaRkA : KiA TuM PaKeEzA MoHAbAt PaR
YaQeEn RaKhTi Ho ?

LaRkI : Ha ShUrWaT ToU IsI TaRaH KaRnI
PaRtI Ha ...=P:-P;->

Bas Bohat Hua

Bura Lage Tou Sorry
Me Ne Neeche Saaf
Saaf Likh Dia Hy ...
































"SAAF SAAF" ;->
God thought that since
he couldnt b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldnt be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.
Definition of "WIFE"..............

"Someone Who''|| Stand by U Through All The
Troubles
Which U Wouldn''t Have Had If U Had Stayed Single.........." ;->
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I''m only a cartoonist!
Larkiyan shalwar k neechy
kiya penanti hain?


SOCHO




AUR SOCHO



GUESS?




Phir SOCHO..




Inta Ajeeb to mat
SOCHO,





Pagal na bano




"chappal pehnti hain"
WEN thing go fills ur Heart Wen tears flow in ur eyes, Always say These Words... . . . . A Ganpat Chal Daru La ....;-}
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred
Q) Why did Inzamam retire from cricket ?


A) Because he has got the exclusive
rights for Priya Gold Biscuits in Pakistan - Haq se Maango.
Wy do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st?



When the traffic light is red they think it is a joke ;->