my wifes first husband

my wifes first husband


A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.
  

May, 05 2010     322 chars (3 sms)     2278 views       Funny

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I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class ...


Because ,

I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class ... ;->

[Presudent Of
Out-standing Students]
UNITED NATIONS Conducted a Survey...

The Question Was :
"Would You Please Give Your Honest Opinion about Food Shortage in Rest of the World?"

The survey was badly FAILED !!!
Because,

In AFRICA,
people didn''t know what FOOD is !

CHINESE didn''t know what OPINION is !

EUROPEANS didn''t know what SHORTAGE is !

PAKISTANIS didn''t know what HONEST is !

SAUDIS didn''t know what PLEASE is !

&

AMERICANS didn''t know what REST OF THE WORLD is!
BOYS Are the most busy generation
in the world.
On bike 1 hand on clutch
1 hand on accelerator.
1 leg on gear
1 leg on break.
1 ear on music
1 ear on mobile
1 eye on Road
1 eye on girl
Nose on breath,
Lips on cigrate
All tensions 1 Time
Phir b Log larko ko Farig
kehte Hain…
That’s Not fair…
Ab Koi Bathroom Sy
Uthe Aur Kahe k 75
Paise Me Call Kro
Wah Very Smart
Mere Aziz Pehle
Dho Tou Lo
Aur Wese Bhi Zong
k Customer Pehle
Din Sy Hi
Bathroom Me Beth Kr
Srf 75 Paise Me Call
Kr Rahe Hy
Tou Zong ka
Bathroom Me Beth Kr
Call Krne Wala
Package Istimal Krte
Raho Aur Sab Ker Do ;->
Wife: What is 10 years with me?
Husband: A second.
Wife: What is $1000 for me?
Husband: A Coin.
Wife: Ok give me a Coin.
Husband: Wait a second ;->
Once Laloo was coming out of the Airport. As there was a Huge
rush, the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE", for which Laloo
replied "85 Kgs" and moved on...
Aamir Khan Ki Film "Ghajini"
Dekh K Adnan Sami Ne Faisla Kia Ha
K Wo B Ek Film Banaye Gay Aur
Us Film Ka Naam Hoga





"WAZNI"...=P;->
A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai..

"Politicians Divide us,
Terrorists Unite us..!!"

Now How True is it!
If A Girl Call U "BHAI". So Dont Get Angry Coz..
Bhai Stands For
B: Best
H: Husband
A: Among
I: Ideals
Now Feel Proud To b "Bhai" Of All Girls.... ;->
Masha Allah

Aaj Paanchwa Roza Hy
Sehri Aur Iftari Me
Aur Har Namaz K Baad
Dil Se Dua KAren''n








Ya Allah













Asif Zardari Ko Benazir Se Milwa De ...
''Wat happens when a lion roars????
?
?
?
?
?
?
TOM and JERRY starts !!''


Ur 5 qualities:

1———

2———

3———

4———

5———

Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti