my wifes first husband

my wifes first husband


A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.
  

May, 05 2010     322 chars (3 sms)     2888 views       Funny

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HEight oF filM mAker

oVer heAd wAter tAnk in ShOley ,bUt nO electricity in villAge.
sardar, a japanese, and a britisher were shipwrecked on a deserted
island. One day they came upon an old lamp buried in the sand.
As they brushed the sand from the lamp a Genie appeared and said I''ll
give each of you one wish." The japanese said "I wish I was home!" PUFF and
he was gone! The britisher said "I wish I was home!" PUFF and he too
was gone. The sardar said "Boy is it lonely here! I wish my friends were
back!"
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha
DONO EYES PE

DONO CHEEKS PE

DO BAR LIPS PE

EK BAR NECK PE

DO BAR NECK SE NEACHAY

SONE SE PEHLE

-:D

LOTION ZAROR LAGANA :p


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
''Kabhi Kabhi Yunhi Sochta Hon,

Usne Meri Muhabbat Ko Kyon Thukraya.

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Jab K Har Dafa

Maine He Diya Tha Rakshay Ka Kiraya. :-)
1 chutki

NASWAR

ki qemat tum kya jano

Pathan k sr ka taj hoti hai1 chtki

NASWARH

ar pan ki dukan pe aam hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Sasti se sasti or mehngi se mehngi hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Difrent green color main dastiab hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Har jaga beth kr lagai jasakti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Nashe ki shuruat hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Plastic & rubber band ka sath hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Pathan ki pukar

Khane ko tayyarAur kuch nahin bas1 chtki NASWAR ;->
Toffee Chabayi Nahi Jati

To Chocolate Kha Liya Karo !!

Aur Ladki Patayi Nahi Jati

To Behan Bana Liya Karo !!

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Ther jao.Abhi tumhari MAMA ko batata ho.
Tusi sadi jaan ho

Punjabi ho ya Pathan ho

Choclate ho ya Paan ho

Coke ho ya Shezan ho

Angel ho ya Shaitan ho

Tusi jo b ho...sachi tusi sadi jaan ho.../ ;-
Sardar was driving a
jeep in a jungle...

Tourist: How do you
escape if a Lion Comes
now?

Sardar:Give the
indicator right and turn
left !
Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.


What is BUSINESS ?

Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.
Son: then Ok.

Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok

Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK

That’s business…!!