my wifes first husband

my wifes first husband


A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.
  

May, 05 2010     322 chars (3 sms)     2101 views       Funny

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CHAND per Apka naam likhnay ko jee chahta hai
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Pehli baat to yeh k mera haath nahi pohanchta
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