my wifes first husband

my wifes first husband


A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.
  

May, 05 2010     322 chars (3 sms)     2912 views       Funny

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An Accountant

Is A Person

Who Looks At A Girl

Measuring

36-28-36

And

Simply Sayz

"100" ... :p ;->
A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.

How can this be?

Answer Updated :

She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry.

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
Question : What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is 24 hours a day & seven days a week..?

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Answer : A WidoW... ;->

1 Aadmi bike pe ja raha tha.
Usne rastey me kharey huey Pathan se pucha: Sir, Aapko Lift chahiye kya?

Pathan:
Nahi humara Ghar tou Ground floor pe hy.. ;)
(>"<)
( '':'' )(")(")

Aik Thi Cat






Rehti Thi Sad








Khati Thi Rat




Phir B Sad




Akhir Q ??





Us Ki Marzi!


Ap Apne Kam Se Kam Rakhen :-D
UNITED NATIONS Conducted a Survey...

The Question Was :
"Would You Please Give Your Honest Opinion about Food Shortage in Rest of the World?"

The survey was badly FAILED !!!
Because,

In AFRICA,
people didn''t know what FOOD is !

CHINESE didn''t know what OPINION is !

EUROPEANS didn''t know what SHORTAGE is !

PAKISTANIS didn''t know what HONEST is !

SAUDIS didn''t know what PLEASE is !

&

AMERICANS didn''t know what REST OF THE WORLD is!
Ek Doctor Apni Beti Ki Shaadi Kis Se Karega. . .?








Socho










Thora aur Socho







COMMANDER SAFEGUARD Se





Kyun k yehi Hai Doctoron Ki awaleen Pasand ;->
Rule of success:

Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.








And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..
App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?


Malooum hai kahan Se ?

.
.
.
.
DOOR SE
''Allah kisi ko mobile na de,
Agar de to usme sms ka system na de.
System de to balance naa de,
Agar balance de
to 10-12 sms karne ka hosla bhi de.''
Friendship means:
u happy i happy,
u sad i sad,
u cry i cry,
u laugh i laugh,


u fell down in mud




i dance dhinchak dhinchak dhinchak... ;->