my wifes first husband

my wifes first husband


A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.
  

May, 05 2010     322 chars (3 sms)     2672 views       Funny

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Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?


Sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se
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Science ko yeh to btao k germs ki
Dead bodies to paani
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Kaise?
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''Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

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Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?

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Baap: Itne ziada
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WAH
WAH
WAH

AUR HO TERA DEDAR BAR BAR ES LEYEA JAMAL GHOTA RAKA HY''
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Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?

Police: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Single
ja raha hai.
Pagal Hyn Wo Log
Jo
Pyar Main
Larkion Ko Miss Kerte Hain




Aray Miss Kerna Hai
Tou
Macharo’n Ko Karo






Jo Khud Aa K Un Ko Kiss Kerte Hyn ;->
Wedding nite:

Dulhan Sardar se,

aaj mujay itna khus kro
k ma sari zindgi yad
rakhon....







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gud gudi Krta raha...->
If Any Fat Girl Cross U...

But Come Back 2 U At Listening Of Ur Whistle. . .


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"GOLMAAL
RETURN"
Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,
4 Bachay Us Ka Peecha Kr Rahay Thay,
Admi Ne Ruk Kr Pocha Mera Pecha Kyun Kr Rahay Ho?

Bachay Bolay:Uncle Hum Peecha Nahi Kr Rahay,
Balkay Hum Apki Chaon Me Chal Rahay Hain.
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He saw his wife with his boss.
He comes back running office and says,
‘baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.