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MUNNA BHAI:
MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
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''Asi Pagl twady pichy,
''Asi Pagl twady pichy,
Tusi Pagl kise Hor pichy,
Agon ''O'' Pagl kise Hor Pichy,
''O'' V pagl Kise Hor Pichy,
HaHaHa.....!
Sary Pagal aggay Pichy....! :-P ;-)''
Thakur Ko Tumhari Maa
Thakur Ko Tumhari Maa Ne Rakhi Bandhi To Wo Tumhara Kaun Hua?
Kuch Nhi..
Kyun Ki Uske Hath Nhi The
Kanjoson sitam sehnay ki B had hoti Hay,
Kanjoson sitam sehnay ki B had hoti Hay,
Kisi ko satanay ki B had hoti Hay,
Sms bhejnay ki koshish karo yaar,
Muft k sms parhnay ki B had oti a
Aishwariya Preety
Aishwariya
Preety
Kareena
In teeno''n Main Se Kisi Ko
Hona Hoga Mera Zarur
Main Janta Hoon Nahi Hai
Itni Auqaat Meri
Lekin
Lab Pe Aati Hai Dua Ban K
Tamana Meri ... ;->
Baba Ranchoddas on dost
Baba Ranchoddas on dosti-
"Dost ke piche mat bhago.Agar Bhagna hai to dost ki GirlFrnd k piche bhagoDost jhakh marke tumare piche ayega"
find ur japanese name
Find ur Japanese Name:
Take each letter of ur name & substitute it with Japanese sound..
A=ka
B=tu
C=mi
D=te
E=ku
F=lu
G=ji
H=ri
I=ki
J=zu
K=me
L=ta
M=rin
N=to
O=mo
P=no
Q=ke
R=shi
S=ari
T=chi
U=do
V=ru
W=mei
X=na
Y=fu
Z=zi
4wd It to Ur Friends 4 fun..:-)
Dil se Jab Hum Tumhe Yaad Karte hain
Dil se Jab Hum Tumhe Yaad Karte hain.
Aap Ka Sapno Main Hum Didar karte Hain.
Jab say Dekha Hai Aap Ko Qareeb Say.
Ab To Bas TOBA ASTAGHFAR Karte Hain.
Free stay Free breakfast
Free stay Free breakfast Free lunch Free dinner Free trust Free security Don''t loose this opportunity just dial 15 & say ULLU K PATHAY
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Good Time
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KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai.
Q : Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai? -
Q : Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
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Ans : Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.
knock knock!!
knock knock!!
*who''s there??
Nobel
*Nobel who??
No Bell so I knocked..
Pakistan main Police aor Wapda
Pakistan main Police aor Wapda
ki Performance ki misaal aisi hy jaisy
Aap ne Ghar ki Rakhwali k liye
Kutta pala ho aor wo,
aap ko hi subah Shaam
"kaaty" baghair Ghar k
andar Na aany dy...=P;->
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