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MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
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YESTERDAY IS A WASTE PAPER.
YESTERDAY IS A WASTE PAPER.
TODAY IS A NEWSPAPER.
TOMORROW IS A QUESTION PAPER.
BUT, LIFE IS AN ANSWER PAPER.
SO BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU WRITE !
Difference Between
Difference Between Pati & Gadha.
ANS:Pati Gadha Ban Sakta Hai,
But Gadha Itna B Gadha Nahi K Pati Bane!!
Wat Is STATUS?
Wat Is STATUS?
Its D Money V Spend Wich Is Not Ours,
To Buy D Things Which We Dont Need,
To Impress Ppl Whom We Dnt Know..!
Krazy But True...
aik aurat
1 Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Pr Baithi Thi
Musafir Ne Pocha: Darr Nhi Lgta?
Aurat: Lo Is Me Da
e Ki Kya Baat Hy
Andar Garmi Thi Is Liye Bahir Bethi Hon =P =D
Special prayer jst 4 u...
Special prayer jst 4 u...
U''l b a Rose 4al Flowers
U''l b a Smile 4al Faces
U''l b a Spring 4al Trees
U''l b a brother 4al
''SMART girls''
Kaho Ameen!!
Dekhene Do Apne Chere
Dekhene Do Apne Chere Ko Jee Bhar Ke Hamain
FARAZ.......
Muddat Huwi Hai In Aanhkon Ne Koi BEGHARAT Nai Dehka....
Free stay Free breakfast
Free stay Free breakfast Free lunch Free dinner Free trust Free security Don''t loose this opportunity just dial 15 & say ULLU K PATHAY
Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat
Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat
Shaka laka sumsum SMS.
Ye African Zuban main likha hai.
Iska Urdu Main matlab hai.
Naak mai Ungli Maarne se Fursat mil jaye to SMS Kr lya karo.
when we throw a ball in the air
when we throw a ball in the air why does it come down?
no Physics answers
.
?
.
?
.
bcoz no one is there up 2 catch the ball:-DB-):-)
Dear Customer.
Dear Customer.
u hve subscribed kanjuci package now u can enjoy saving of sms.
Ur subscription title Kanjus is Valid till ALLAH gives u tofiq to send sms.
Are utho…
Are utho…
Ye koi soney ka waqt hai?
Jab dekho sotey rehte ho?
Kya sari zindagi so so ke bitani hai?
Aur haan jaag jao to shor mat karna
Mein so raha hoon..
today if anyone prai
Today if anyone praises U 4 UR:
1.SMARTNESS
2.NATURE
3.STYLE
4.ATTITUTE
Kick them
how dare they
Can Fool U
before APRIL 1st....
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Characters : 157 | Sms Length : 1
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