MUNNA BHAI:

MUNNA BHAI:
MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
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May, 26 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     2544 views       Funny

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