MUNNA BHAI:

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

May, 26 2010 141 chars (1 sms) 2451 views Funny

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Itni Shiddat Se Maine Paas Hone Ki Koshish Ki Hai

Itni Shiddat Se Maine Paas Hone Ki Koshish Ki Hai,

k har teacher ne mujhe marks dene ki saazish ki hai,

Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,

ant tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS.

Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,

to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,

aur agar aisa nahi hota.. to exam abhi khatam nahi hue,

SUPPLY abhi baaki hai mere dost..!

Barbaad Honay Ke Aur Bhi Raastay Th

Barbaad Honay Ke Aur Bhi Raastay Thay
GHALIB...!!!

Najane tumain ''PPP'' Ko Vote Daine Ka Khayal Kyun Aaya.......????

Whats difference

Whats
difference
between
first NIGHT
&
LAST NYT?
.
.
.
If
u
sleep
on
FLOWERS,
its 1st NIGHT!
.
.
.
If
u
sleep
wid
FLOWERS
on
u,
its
LAST NIGHT..!

camery wala ha

Pathan; o yaara ye bkra kitne ka hai ?

admi : 28000 ka

pthan heran ho kr

camery wala ha.. :p ;->

pathan

Pathan "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya.

Logo Ne Bht Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?

PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi"...:-)

Khan ko kisi ne bataya

Khan ko kisi ne bataya k jore asmano par bante hai..
Khan bazar se kapra le kar aaya 0r uper ki taraf m0un kar k bola "ya Allah ye mera jora b banade" . . . ;->

bijli chali gai

jisey dil diya wo dili chali gai

jisey piar kia wo poona chali gai

jisey ishq kia wo itly chali gai

majboor hoker socha

khudkushi ker loon

per bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gai.

Raks Kerti Hy

Raks Kerti Hy
Gardish-e-Dauran

Dar Khuley Hyn
Sharab Khano''n K

Chai Peeney Ko Ab
Kahan Jaye''n

Band Hotel Huey
Pathano''n k ... ;->

i will never go through a red light

A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge
LADY: Ur honor plz let me go
i am a school teacher I am getting
late for my class

JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down

"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->

Lo0gon ki beghairtian to check kro zara. . .

Lo0gon ki beghairtian to check kro
zara. . .
PAppu

.

.
Maiyat mai aker p0chte hain khana kub lagega... ;->

"Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa"

1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni bv ka dil jeet skta hy

Frnd: Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or us ka dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna
Janu agr tm kaho to ye adat b chor skta hun.

Us ne ja kr esa hi kia....!

Bv ne sun kr jwab dia

"Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa"

Why I Hate C.I.D :(

Why I Hate C.I.D :(

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...

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