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MUNNA BHAI:
MUNNA BHAI:
MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha
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Student To teacher :
Student To teacher : Kia Ye Sahi hai K Bache Qaum Ka Sarmaya Aur Qaum Ka Mstaqbil hain....???
Teacher:Haan Bilkul....
Student: Tou Phir Hukumat Is K Izaafe Se Pareshaan Kion Hai.... ??? ;->
Paper mei is Liye Mere
Paper mei is Liye Mere 100 Number Aaye hain pAppu...
Likh k Aaya tha...
" HAR SAWAAL KA Ek HE JAWAB ALTAF ALTAF " =P ;->
Breaking News:
Breaking News:
Karachi k halaat kharab.
Govt ne terrorist k khilaf pehla action le lya.
Govt ka pehla action
Double sawari pe pabandi.
kameeni charas peeti thi
Us ki ankhon mein lagta tha k mery pyar ka nasha hai
"paPpu"
Wo to baad mein pata chala kameeni CHARAS peeti thi... ;->
Ant: Whtz Ur Age
Ant: Whtz Ur Age
Elephant: 5 Yrs
Ant: But U r So Heavy
Elephant: Tan Ki Shakti , Mann Ki Shakti Bournvita. . .
Elephant: Whtz Ur Age
Ant: 18 Yrs
Elephant: But U r So Small
Ant: Fair n Lovly Lagao Aur Apni Umar Chupao. . . . ;->
lucknow me 2
"LUCKNOW" Me 2
Bachey Aapas Me Larr
Rahe Thy ...
1st Ne 2nd Se Kaha:
Dekhiye Janab ! Agr Aap
Humari Baat Nhi Mane''n
Gy Tou Hum Aap k
Walid-e-Mohtaram Ki Shan
Me Ghustakhana Kalmat
Pesh Kare''n Gy
2nd: Tou Hum Aap k
Rukhsar-e-Mubarak Pe
Aisa Tamaancha Baja
Laye''n Gy k Gaal Gulaab
Ki Patti Ki Trha Chamakne
Lagy Ga .. ;->
Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho
Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho
Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho
Wah Wah
Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho
Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho
Jab Makeup Nahi Kerti Ho Tou
Sahfqat Cheema Lagti Ho ...
Only true friends stand by u
Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.
What Did 0 (Zero) Say To 8(Eight) .?
What Did 0 (Zero) Say To 8(Eight) .?
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Any Guess !
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No !
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NoT To WorrY !
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iT''s Said !
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NiCE BELT . . . ;->
Girl-Mujhe Ek Esa
Girl-Mujhe Ek Esa Shohar Chahye Jo Achi Achi Baten Karey, Hansi Mazaq Karey, Aur Raton Ko Bahar Na Jae!
Boy-Tumhen Shohar Nahi FM Radio Chahye!
Mat doondna mujhe
Mat doondna mujhe
duniya kitanhaai me
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..
kyon ki
thand bahut hai
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...
Hum honge
sirf aur sirf
apni RAZaaI mein.
Qabr Ma frIshtE 1 AdMi ko Mar
Qabr Ma frIshtE 1 AdMi ko Mar
rAhE thE pHr b w0 hANs rHa
tHa frIsHtE nA wJa p0cHI to
usNe kHa k "Mai kHudksH haMLa
Mai Mra hu yE sIr
MerA ha 0r JIsM kIsI or ka.
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