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MUNNA BHAI:
MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha
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_=_ Deadly Attitude _=_
_=_ Deadly Attitude _=_
A n y b o d y
C a n
Q u i t
S m o k i n g
B u t
I t
T a k e s
A
R e a l
M a n
T o
F i g h t
L u n g
C a n c e r ...
1st Man:Janab Lagta Hy Menay Apka
1st Man:Janab Lagta Hy Menay Apka
Chehra Pehlay Bhi Kahin Dekha Hy
2nd Man:Ap Ko Glat Fehmi Hui HY Main Hr
Wqt Apna Chehra Sath Liay Phrta Hon
Malik: Ye Tm Ne Golden
Malik: Ye Tm Ne Golden Balon Wali Larki Ko Kahan Se Bithaya?
Drive: Sir Ap Gussa Mt Hon Mai Abi Batata Hun
Malik: Koi Zaroorat Nhi Tm Bs Mera Taaruf Krwa Do
Tera hona zarori tha na
Tera hona zarori tha na
hona b zarori tha na
Kisi b yad ka hasti me
hona b zarori tha
Kaha tak suchte rehte ise sham e gariba me Thakan inti
safar ki thi k sona b zarori tha ;.->?
T R U T H
T R U T H
Women never have
anything to wear.."
Don''t question the
racks of clothes in the
closet
You''ll b answered
everytime,
"You just don''t
understand" ;->
Quaid Ke 3 Nakat
Quaid Ke 3 Nakat
1)Awaam Ki Taraqqi Ki Bunyad Sms Pe Rakhi Jaye
2)Call Kro Is Se Mohabbat Barhti Hai
3)Jis Ne Miscall Di Woh Ham Main Se Nahin...
''Meri muskuraht par aitraz mat kar ae dost
''Meri muskuraht par aitraz mat kar ae dost
.
.
.
Tujhey dekh kar to kisi ki bhe hasi nikal sakti hai..!@''
2 men were talking!
2 men were talking!
1st Said- I got married Bcoz I was tired of Eating out, Cleaning house, n doing laundry work.
2nd said- I took divorce 4 d same Reason ;->
u murdered ur friend
Judge 2 a smart girl
U murdered ur frend jst bcoz she tore a page 4rm ur notebook?
Girl
Yes, bcoz that page had an autograph of "HumAyuN"
Uff ye grlz b na =P ;)
Ur sms is electrical
Ur sms is electrical activity of my
Heart...!
Ur miss call is beat of my
Heart...!
Ur call is blood circulation of my
heart...!
So please keep active my
Heart...!
can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aya???
can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aya???
nahi maloom???
thora orr damagh laraoo
no??
abhi be nahi?
ok let me tell u k kaise aya...
''''''GHALTI SE''''''...
A Wedding
A Wedding
Is Just Like
A Funeral
Except That
You Get To
Smell Your
Own Flowers ...
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