MUNNA BHAI:

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

May, 26 2010 141 chars (1 sms) 2608 views Funny

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New style of proposing a girl.

New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets make them brother n sister

New Student Remix Of Amplifier:

New Student Remix Of Amplifier:

KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,
Speed me 220 di likhaan,
Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,
Em a night writer,
Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,
Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,
Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,
Un nu me puchda,
Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,
Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,
Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.

Jo sagar ne kaha

Jo
sagar
ne kaha
lehron se,

Jo
ped
ne kaha
patto se,

jo
phoolon
ne kaha
kaliyon se,

wohi
main
tumhe
kehta hun,

aey

chal chal

hawa

aane de

Customer: If I post this

Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Karachi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won''t.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It''s addressed to Sialkot.

Santa:

Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
Banta: That''s Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa: Usne Kaha

Wrong Number

ArE You MaLe Or Female?

ArE You MaLe Or Female?

Answer Ke Liye NEachay Dekho

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Bewakof Yahan Nahi Apne NEachay -:)

Mosafir taxi drive

Mosafir taxi driver se: yar morr aahista kata karo dar lagta hai..
Taxi Driver: Sahab is mein darne ki kiya bat hai ap bhi meri tarhan morr per ankhan band kar liya karain..

AAJ MERi SiM Ki

AAJ
MERi
SiM
Ki
BiRTHDAY
HAi.
AAP
CHAHAIN
TO
GiFT
SAMAJ KAR
ISME
100 Rs.
KA
BALANCE
DALWA
SAKTE
HO
ALLAH
NY
CHAHA
TO
AGLY
MAH
MOBiLE Ki B Birth''DAY MNAAIN GY

Police and car driver

Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"

car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"

pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."

uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."

Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "

Ghar me practis karna

Ghar me practis karna

1. Aik angoor lo

2. Hath me pakro

3. Ab upne danto k beech me rakho

4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me dekho

WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR.:-

main aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?

2010.
1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta''kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

Bacha:
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Tution parhne k liye..

teacher punishing th

Teacher Punishing The
Student Coz He
Forgot His Home
Work
Teacher Asked : Who Is
Ur Father ??

Student Put Out Mirror
From His Pocket &
Give It To Teacher

Teacher- Oh I Forgot .. ;->

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