Bachhe ko pdhaya kre, sungha na kre

Bachhe ko pdhaya kre, sungha na kre
Teacher ne 1bachhe ki mom ko likha-
Bache ko nehla k bheja kre..


Mom ne note pdne k baad likha-
Bachhe ko pdhaya kre, sungha na kre...
  

May, 12 2010     142 chars (1 sms)     1968 views       Funny

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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

Dad Tumharay Un-Fit. . .


Mom Tumhari Submit. . .

Wahan Doctor Tha
Miss-FIT. .

Isi Liay To Hr Koi Tumhain Dekh Kr Bolta Hai
"O" Shit"
hEIGHT of tEcHNoLoGY


No mOther in mOther bOArd


nO key |N key bOArd
Ek Din Donkeyz or Dogz ka Jaloos ja rha tha.

1 Donky bola: Hum pe Loug Q Zulum krte hen?

Dog Bola: Bhai Fiqar Matt kro

MAZLUMON KA SATHI HAI ALTAF HUSSAIN.

AwAM ki PurzOr FArmAiSh pAr...

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EiD MubArAk... =P ;->


'' 3 '' Cheezen Hamesha K Liye Bhula Do:

1
DarD

2
GhAM

3
RoothNA

'' 3 '' CheeZAiN KAbhi Na BhuLAnA:

1
"HumAyuN"

2
Us K Msgs

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US KI PERSONALITY.. ;)

''3'' Kaam kAbhi nA kArnA:

1
Is Msg k0 Edit kArnA

2
ApnA nAAm LikhnA

3
DooSroN k0 Msg Bhej k IMpreSS kArnE ki nAkAAm KoShiSh kArnA... =P ;->
pathan ne Language centre me Admision lia
Or agle din us se kaha gya k koi
Acha sa English sentence sunao
Pathan:josh me bola!
I shall never die B4 my death ;->
Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna,

Answr sheet me jo likha he uski faryad na krna,

Jo hoga wo to hoga,

Uski fikar me apne Holidays barbad na krna;-)
Wife Pointing At A Couple Next Door Says To Her Husband: Look At Him He Kisses Her All The Time, U Cudn’t Do That ? ? ?
Husband I tried But She Slapped Me . . .
Who Is Diplomate ? ? ?

A Diplomate Is 1 Who Forget To Wish His Wife On Her Birthday


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Later Telss ''''How U Expect Me 2 Remember Ur B''day When U Never Look Older'''' ;->
Friends r like films, some r musical some r romantic,
some r adventurous,
some r tragedy,
some comedy but very few r OSCAR WINNERS LIKE U . . . ;->