akeli ja rahi thi zn

Akeli Ja Rahi Thi Zndagi
In Mushkil Raaho''n Pr

HAIRAN

PARESHAN

UDAAS

THAKI Hui

Phir

Ek Morr Pr Aap Mily
Aur Bachi Hui Zndagi

Ki b WAAAT Laga Di ;->

May, 06 2010 196 chars (2 sms) 2354 views Funny

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Tenent:Right sir,I select the days of Diwali,
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AJ hi ghar laen aur garmi se nijat paen. Sasta mazbut aur paedar.

Asal, , ,

KHUJOOR k paton se tyar karda. ;-)

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Bcoz he
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With whom?
To discover what?
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Every Man needs a

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sunA rAhEy thAy "PAppu" , , .

LeKiN..

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Sardar: Oh Tu
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"Pre-Written"
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it can be
"Re-Written"... ;->

/GooD MorninG\

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Ye lo bangali baba ka taviz

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Ye lo bangali baba ka taviz
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aaj k baad jis kisi

Aaj k Baad Jis Kisi Ko
Bhi 10 Number Ka
Joota Chahiye Wo Is
Terha Maangey k
Mujhy

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"BUSH NUMBERI"
Joota Chahiye ... ;->

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Jo jeeta woh sikandar
Jo hara woh jail k andar,
..>Jo SMS bhejay usko jaadu ki jhappi,
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