Police and car driver

Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"

car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"

pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."

uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."

Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "

Sep, 11 2012 495 chars (4 sms) 3004 views Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Munnabhai-

()()
('';'')

Munnabhai-Yaar Mast Mast Jokes

Pane K Liye

Kya Karne Ka?

Circuit-Simple Bhai,

www.smsxone.com Likhne Ka

a birthday is a mill

A Birthday is A Million Moments,
Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams,
& ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans..
Wish U A Very Happy B"DAy

Advise

Teacher to Student: Beta Jo cheez b apko tang ya pareshan karey usey apne pass b bhatakne na do...
.
.
.
.
.
Student: Chal beta sabse pehle to tu nikal.

Feeling Sad?

Feeling Sad?

Then Imagine
.
Im Wid U

( ‘ ; ‘ ) ( ‘ ; ‘ )
(,,)–(,,)(,,)–(,,)

Now U Happy?

.
.
.

No?
.
.
.

Chal Fer DAFFA Ho!

(Promises in Election Campaign)

(Promises in Election Campaign)
Finely I have decided to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love.
My slogans are..
Eyes never lies, and Lover never Dies
(Reality : when elected)
I don''t wana see any boys or girls flirting and teasing each other.
Now My Slogan Is.
No love only cries, Promise flown like flies

Pakistanio k karname tum kia jano..

Pakistanio k karname tum kia jano...

"papPu"

Ye tou catch chorne ki bhi HAT-TRICK karte hain... ;->

PaKi RocKs. . . B-)

Most Touching Lines

Most Touching Lines
Said By A True Lover
To His Love While
Break Up ...

"Chal Bey Chal Mere
Gift Wapis Ker ... " =P ;)

sharabi ki car k piche likha tha

Ek Bahut Barrey Sharabi ki
Car k Peeche Likha Tha:

.
.
.
.

Daaru Piyo
Tay Insaan Bano

Roti To Kuttay Bhi
Kha Lete Hain. :-)

What a married man

What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.

Boy: I can kiss u, without touching u..

Boy: I can kiss u, without touching u..
Girl: U can''t!!
Boy: Lagi 20-20 ki?
Girl: OK
(Boy kisses tightly)
Girl: U touched me!!!
Boy: Yeh lo 20 rupees

Agar ap ko bura na lagy,

Agar ap ko bura na lagy,

Mood theek ho,

Time ho pass,

Sab kam chor k,

Thora ehsas ho to,

Dil mane to,

to

to

aik

(SMILE PLZ)

girls are like internet domain names

Girls are like Internet domain names..

the ones I like are already taken!

Categories Anniversary Ascii Bengali Birthday Break Up Broken Heart Christmas Decent Diwali Double Meaning Durga Puja Easter Eid Mubarak English Poetry Exam Faraz Fathers day Flirt Friendship Funny Geo Or Jeenay Do Get Well Soon Good Luck Good Morning Good Night Greeting Halloween Holi Independence Day Inspirational Insult Islamic Khichdi Kiss Love Love Stories Miss You Mother's Day Naughty New Year Pashto Politics Punjabi Q n A Quatations Rainy day Rakhi Ramdan Riddle Romantic Sad Sardar Smile Sorry Teachers day Today's thought Urdu Poetry

Police and car driver

more Funny SMS Messages

Search SMS Messages