After a striving movement

After a striving movement of 25 years.

MQM chairman ALTAF HUSSAIN has completed his first book.

Book available on many stalls and Pdf version @ internet also

Book Name :

"Kallu k Lateefay" =P =D

May, 13 2010 233 chars (2 sms) 1976 views Funny

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Islamiyat Ka Teacher Bachon Se

Islamiyat Ka Teacher Bachon Se:

Batao Woh Konsa Amal Hai, Jis Se Saray Gunah Muaf Ho Jatay Hain?

Class Main Khamoshi,
Sab Bachay Sochne Lagy.

Phir Ek Bacha Hath Khara Kar K Bolta Hai.

Sir, "N.R.O" :-)

Salmaan Khan- Aaj

Salmaan Khan- Aaj Mere Baap K Pas 14 Cars Hai

18 Bikes Hai,

4 Bunglow Hai,

3 Farmhouse Hai,

Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?

Abhishek Bachan Mere Paas Teri Lover Hai

Humara Khwab

Humara Khwab

“Bhokaa“

“Nangaa“

“Punjab“

Har Qadam,

“Khud Kushi Ki Janib“

Baat To Ehsaas Ki Hai

Cycle Per Moher Lagayien.

“Ch.Azab-E-Ilahi“ ;->

Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain ...

Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain ...

1, Aap ki yaad
Jo buhot aati hay..

2, LIGHT jo buhat jati hay..

A pathan want 2 commit suicide,

A pathan want 2 commit suicide,

When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend

& i can"t live widout my
friend.. ;->

''"""wo aksar mujh sy kaha

''"""wo
aksar
mujh
sy
kaha
karty
thy?

"TUMHAIN
APNA BANA KAR HI CHORENGY."

us
nay
bilkul
aisa
hi
kiya???

""APNA BANAYA
OR

CHOR DIYA...''

If time doesn''t

If time doesn''t wait for you, don''t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

Bahu: Maan ji,

Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho

Rain of summer, snow of winter,

Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best

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LOVEABLE
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ke 3 din select karta Hun

Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene
k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu

Std-Theek hai ji,

Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas

ke 3 din select karta Hun

Tchr: Passive Mai Badlo!

Tchr: Passive Mai Badlo!

Bache Jab Sunsan Jagaao Per Jate Hein To Hadso Ko Janam Dete Hein!

Student: Sunsan Jagao Per Huey Haadse Bacho Ko Janam Dete Hain

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