Q: What Is The Defnition of Globalisation..........????

Q: What Is The Defnition of Globalisation..........????
Q: What Is The Defnition of Globalisation..........????



Ans: Princess Diana''s Death-


Shocked .....


Why


Lemme Explain.....!!!

"A ENGLISH princess, with an EGYPTIAN boyfriend, crashes in a FRENCH tunnel, driving a GERMAN car, with a DUTCH engine, driven by a BELGIAN driver, who was drunk on SCOTTISH whisky, followed by ITALIAN papparazi, on JAPANESE motocycles, treated by an AMERICAN doctor, using BRAZILIAN medicine......." ;->

KArAchi RoCk3rS
  

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Kia Name Socha Hy

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A Boy Wantd 2 Know The Age Of His Girl Friend.
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3 chezao k damn khabi na chorrain.
*
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shrafat:-
*
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sadaqat:-
*
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or
*
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in ki larkian.
Officer: Soldier, do
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a dollar?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.
Officer: That''s no way to
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Aathma Chor Gayi Sharir Purana

wAh wAh . . .

Aathma Chor Gayi Sharir Purana



Didi Tera Devar Dewana
Didi Tera Devar Dewana ;->
Sardar radio thek krwany gya
.
dukandar: Radio thik hy mosam ki khrabi ki wja se ni chal rha
,

,
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Raheem: (Baap) Se Abu Mjhe Moter

Cycle Le Kr Dain,

Baap Allah Ne Tangain Kis Lye Di Hain,

Raheem Ek Gaier Lagane

K Lye Or Dosri Break Lagane K Lye....! ;->
Wife: Main Jb Pooriyan Banati Hun Toh Phle Poori Kharb Banti Hai.

Pathan: O Kocha Tm Pehla Poori Banaya Hi Na Karo. :-) :-| :-D
''''''''jub bhi tere awaz sunne ko g chahta hai,,''''


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