Biryani kana y ki dua!

Biryani kana y ki dua!
Biryani kana y ki dua!
Niyat karta hoon Main 4 plate biryani ki,
Vastey 15,20 boti"k",
Bama zarda,raita aurbb salad"k"
Muon mara deigh ki taraf,
Bismillah
  

May, 20 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     5102 views       Funny

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I will lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to you, my hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you but i can not lend you my heart because it already belongs to you.
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If Liver fails, Kidney fails. If Kidney fails, Liver manages with
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Agar Aasman tak mera haath jata,
Agar Aasman tak mera haath jata,



To phir mein normal insan na hota, waisey tum kya samjhe they?
''Naa hame haarna aata hai, Naa hame jeetna aata hai,
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Master ne bache ki roti kha kar usko kaha: Beta ghar ja kar mera naam to nahi bataogy na ?
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Aurr jigrr. . . . . . ?



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Insano mein kidhar . . . ?? :-p
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Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
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