Hum ko gali my DEKH kar khud ko CHUPA lia..

Hum ko gali my DEKH kar khud ko CHUPA lia..
Hum ko
gali my DEKH kar khud ko CHUPA lia..

Jany ye
DUSHMANO ne usy kia sikha dia..

Ghar
us ne kya banaya MASJID k samanay..

CHAHAT ne us ki humko NAMAZI bana dia.../
  

May, 20 2010     179 chars (2 sms)     3075 views       Funny

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1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi

K Din:Yar Koi Aise Baat Btao Jo

Main Apni Bewi Se Jatay He Kahon

To Wo Hearan Ho Jaey.

Dost:Tum Jatay He Apni Biwi Ko Talak Dy Dena!
Shohar:tum meri kis chez se ziada impress ho life style,

Car,

Dressing ya bank
balance?

Biwi: Aap k sex se,Aap
jesa sex mohalle mei
kisi ko karna nhi aAtA;->

Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.


Wah Wah


Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.

Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum,
Janay Kab Maang Lo Udhaar. :-)

After watchng the pepsi advertisement, a boy suddenly starts kissing his GF.

Gf: ye kia ker rahe ho?

Boy

DIWANO KO IJAZAT NAHI CHAHIYE PYAS BUJHANE KI;-)


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NA EID MUBARAK
NA BIRTH DAY
NA NEW YEAR MUBARAK
Sirf or sirf
BUSH ko jota MUBARAK...
SANTA : Yaar Banta Meri 1 Problem He !
Oye Yaar Meri Beti Jawan Ho Gau He!


BANTA : Yar Usme Kya He Teri Beti Ko Border Par Bhej De!
Hello,
MSS.

Dhyan Den

Agr Ap Is Dhyan Denewale

Msg ko Dhyan se Padhenge

To Apke Dhyan Main 1 Bat
Aaegi k Is Msg Main

Dhyan Denewali koi Bat Hi Nahi håì


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Na Eid Mubarak


Na Birth Day

Na New Year Mubarak

Sirf Or Sirf

Bush Ko Jota Mubarak
Ek Adbi Shair Mulahiza Famaiye Ga

Arz Kia Hai


Aage Barho , Aasman Choolo . . .


Zara Gaur Farmayega

Aage Barho , Aasman Choolo . . .





Paapi Paapi, Paapi Choolo . . . ;->
laaloo k peechhe kutte ka bachha padh gaya
laloo bola,
"hum tho BSNL ka card dalwaa liya hoon
sasura e hutch ka network kaise pakadh raha hai"
Rules ®ulations for college
1) Never make noise in class respect the fact that others are sleeping.

2) Keep the college clean so stay away.

3) Always take books cos u dnt get pillow to help u sleep well.

4) Never be early to class or else no one will notice u.....

*The only mantra U SHOULD believe is "though hard work hasn''t killed anybody but why take a chance".

*Should always copy assignment,lab etc.
Never even spare a thought of doing them on ur own