Don"t keep me in your " EYES "

Don"t keep me in your " EYES "
Don"t keep me in your
" EYES "

I may fall as
" Tears "


Don"t
keep me in your
" HEART "

U may miss ur
HEART BEATS
by missing me!




Keep me in your
" MIND "

Because







Wo Tou "EMPTY" hai na . . . ;->
  

May, 20 2010     241 chars (2 sms)     2019 views       Funny

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Mubarak Ho Musharraf Gaya..























Apni Biwi K Sath Ghoomney :-D
Patient: Doctor, You
Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper With
People
Doctor: Tell me About
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard ... ;->
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.
Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:

Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
Pathan: Selling G.S.K.


Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi. :-)
Q: Aik Over Mein Kitni Balls Phenki Jaati HaiN?
Kya Kaha..6?
Sorry Aik Over Mein Aik He Ball 6
Baar Phenki Jaati Hai.
Aaye Baray Cricket k Shoqeen ;->
REPORTER: Laaluji, the poor women in bihar

dont have clothes to wear.

LAALU: U FOOL,tum FTV dekhe ho?

Rich women bhi cloth nahin pehanti hai.

Yeh fashionwa hai .
Beauty
Is
The
Power ...
By Which
A Woman
Charms
A Lover
And
Terrifies
A Husband ...
Teacher to Student: Beta Jo cheez b apko tang ya pareshan karey usey apne pass b bhatakne na do...
.
.
.
.
.
Student: Chal beta sabse pehle to tu nikal.
I"ll always remember The day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty,
I don"t know what I"d do
Your loving and thoughtful,
Just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile
It makes me want you.Happy Anniversary
The Prospective Son In
Law Was Askd By His
Girlfriend''s Father:
"Son, Can U Support a
Family?"

He Replied
"Well No Sir, I Was Just
Planning To Support Ur
Daughter,
The Rest Of U Have To
Fend Urselves" ;->
Facebook Par Hum Larkey Apna Khoobsurat Face Dikha Ke Itny Likes Nahi Le Skty,
Jitney Larkiyan Face K Bagair Wali Pics Mein Likes Le Leti Hain…

Kiya Yeh Khula Tazad Nahe…


Heart Of Boys are Like a Temple !!

Holy
Truthful
Pure




That''s Why



When Boys Say.
''I Love You''.

.

.

.


Girls Remove Their Sandals.