Don"t keep me in your " EYES "

Don"t keep me in your
" EYES "

I may fall as
" Tears "

Don"t
keep me in your
" HEART "

U may miss ur
HEART BEATS
by missing me!

Keep me in your
" MIND "

Because

Wo Tou "EMPTY" hai na . . . ;->

May, 20 2010 241 chars (2 sms) 2079 views Funny

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student''s problem

student''s problem
kuchh badli hui takdir nazar aati hai,
yaado ki ek zanzeer nazar aati hai,
padhe v to kya padhe,
har page pe ladkiyo ki tasveer nazar aati hai.

Teacher asked pathan

Teacher asked pathan "if u dial 51 then what will happen.?"
..
.
.

Pathan: "Police Jeep Will Come, in Reverse Gear..

2 Friends . . . See & Saw

2 Friends . . . See & Saw
One Day See Saw Sea & Saw Didin’t See Sea. Se Saw Sea & Jumped In Sea. Saw Didn’t See Sea But Jumped In Sea. See Saw Saw In Sea & Saw Saw See In Sea. See Saw Both Saw Sea & Both Saw & See Were Happy To See Sea .

Agar Samajh Aa Jaye Tou Mjhe Bhi Bata Dena . . . ;->

B.V Lani hai

B.V Lani hai mujhay Wo Chant Kr,
Rakh Sakoon jisay Ghar mE dAnT Kr,
Shair KEH letI Ho wO aRAm sE,

J¡N ko Chupwaon mE aPNAy NaAM se.

Kisey hor nu na dassin...

Agr Koi Tmhare Pas Aye Or Kahy
"Tm Bewaqof Ho"
To Koi Lmha Zaya Mat Krna,
UsKo Grdan Se Pakrna Or Kehna
.
.
Kisey Hor Nu Na Dassin. Teri mharbani.

made in pakistan run fast

Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.
On the way,

Toyota pased by.

He told the driver:

Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

Honda passed.

He again:

Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

for Prado,

He again gave same compliment.

Taxi Driver got angry.

When reached the destination,

Taxi driver:

Rs.4,000 Please.

Japnese:Wht?

So much this is.

The angry drivr replied:

Txi meter

Made in Pakistan run fast ;->

Santa: Qutub Minar kahan hai?

Santa: Qutub Minar kahan hai?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
Pappu: Ram Lal kaun hai?
Santa: Pata nahi.
Pappu: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo

Mere Mehboob Ki Shaadi Raqeeb

Mere Mehboob Ki Shaadi Raqeeb Se Ho Gayi

DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI

Dono Ne Mujhe Jalane K Liye Shaadi Pe Bulaya

DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI

Wo Khushiyan Manate Rahe

DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI

Meri Mohabbat Ka Khoon Ho Gaya

DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI

Duk Tou Is Baat Ka Hai
K

Wahan

Mujhe

PEPSI Nahi Mili ? :(

acca is still tough

GooD NEWS:
ACCA Exams wil now b only OBJECTIVE TYPE

Example:

3+3=?

Options:

a. 6

b. Six

c. VI

d. 6.0

Moral:

ACCA is still TOUGH.

Are you know jAn|x?

Are you know jAn|x?

Today is world women''s day . Kaash aap women hote men aapko happy women world day kehta. :-D.

In Life

In
Life

Wen
U
R
Alone

When
U
R
Crying

Wen
U
R
Upset

Wen
U
R
Sad

Jus
Make
A Call
2Me

Bcoz
.
.

I
Hav
Incoming FREE.

name: basheeran maasi

NAME:
Basheeran Maasi

PASSI0N:
Jhaaro Pocha

SPECIALIST:
Gattar or Pipe line kholna

Date of Birth:
16/03/75

WEIGHT:164 Kgs
HEIGHT:3''5"

COLOR:Dark Chocolate blck

BIRTH PLACE:
BhAiNs C0L0ny

DREAM:
ShAdi kArooNgi to Sirf sMs phArnE wALE sE... =P

Oy huy..
MuskurAhAt tu dEkho MErE dosT keE... ;->

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Don"t keep me in your " EYES "

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