Height of Love

Height of Love
Height of Love

when you learn that you are dialing your lovers number when you are asked to dial Plumbers NO
  

May, 18 2010     112 chars (1 sms)     1845 views       Funny

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ICC has decided to shorten
the duration of next world cup

it will consist of

opening ceremony

photo session

and

presenting world cup to AUSTRALIA
Molvioun ki 1 bus ja rahi thi
Ek molvi sahb ne kaha k ""jahan koi larki nazar aye to
Astagfirullah prho!
Achank ek molvi sahib
Astagfriullah bola
Baqi bole



Kithay?
Kithay?
Kithay?


Ek Kisan Gadi me Gehun le Ja raha tha
Police ne usko rok liya

Sipahi: Kya h isme?
Kisan: Gehun


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Sipahi: Abe Hath mila main bhi GAY Hun
When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...


Now I know that it is
not true


B''coz if angels live in
heaven




Why am I here ... ;)
Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?


Bcoz..


Baba Ramdev Said


"Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!"
Jootha Peenay Se Mohabbat
Barhti Hai Pappu . . .


Yeh Keh Ker Woh Kameena

Meri Sari Pepsi Pee Gaya :P ;->
Ek calculator dusre calculator ko kya bola?

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.."CASIO???"...(kaisi-ho? )
Agr Obama Sadr-e-Pakistna hoTa To us KA kya Name Hota?/
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ChaudrI Pakistan


sMs G@mblr
// Height Of
Job Frustration //




A Toothbrush Telling
That,
It Has Got The Worst
Job In The world
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In Front Of Toilet
Paper... ;->

A man jumped into the sea n never came out.
2nd man also jumped in,

he ws drowned too.
Panjabi scientist wrote da conclusion:

Human beings r soluble in water.!
(Naqqalo) se Hoshi''yar

Asli SMS Ki
Pehchan

Apun ka sms

Har sms anokha, naya & Internatinol mayar k mutabiq.
Purany, ghisy pitay, Byhoda, Bazari SMS se parhez kijye,
Tabyat zyada bor ho to hamare Num
Pr 100 Rps Send karen or 999 asli SMS
or1000 Rs. Mai 1 saal tk sms
Receve Karen
Shukria:-)
Wife : Luk A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen

N He Is Eating D Cake Prepared By Me

Husband: Whom Shud I Cal

Now Police Or Ambulance..