A Friend Gives A Barrel Full

A Friend Gives A Barrel Full
A Friend Gives A Barrel Full Of FEVICOL To His Friend On His Birthday.
What Does This Friend Who Receive The Gift Sing ???
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Dushman Na Kare Dost Ne Woh Kaam Kiya Hai
Umra Bhar Ka GUM Humai''n Inaam Diya Hai ... ;->
  

May, 18 2010     329 chars (3 sms)     3296 views       Funny

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What would u call the knee of a madhu makkhi ? ?


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Socho socho



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U know it,
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Bolo bolo



.Ansr: BI-KI-NI !!..(bee ki knee)
type password





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SORRY
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AAP KI PYAR KARNE KI

UMER GUZAR CHUKI

HAI PLZ !!!

TRY AGAIN...>>>>
''Dosti karna itna Aasan hai Jaise Matti par Matti se Matti likhna.LEKIN...Dosti Nibhana itna Mushkil hai Jaise Paani par Paani se Paani likhna.''
''Wht''s d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r dangerous when kept in open''
Shadi Me Munna Papa Se:
Papa Khana Kab Khaen Ge ?
Papa;Dear Dolha Dulhan Aayen Ge Unko Ye Peson Ka Lifafa Den Ge Phr
Khana Khaen Ge

Munnah: Bhaga Gaya Stage Ki Janib Doolhe Se Kehne Laga Ye Lo 1TT Rupe 2plate Biryani Or Salaad K Pese Kaat Lo... ;->
31 December ko
is Sal Karachi
Mien Loadshiding
Ka Akhri Din
Hoga!!!

Bohat Bohat
Mubarak Ho!

Congratulation!

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Baqi Loadsheding
Agley Saal
1st January 2012
Se start Hogi!!!
once there was a crow,
nashe wich betha se oh,
usne peg laye c do,
Oh tally gaya c ho,
ik chidi rahi c ro,
crow ne ched diti c oh,
chidi de piyo ne fir kutteya crow,
crow sharminda gaya c ho,
hu chidi nu behan kehnda hai oh...

Moral:- PEG LA KE KISI DE DHI BEHAN NU NAA CHEDO...
Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
Girlfriend’s r like an Internet virus
They Entry Ur life
Scan Ur pocket,
Transfer Ur money,
Edit Ur mind,
Download their problems,
Deletes Ur smile,
& Hang u 4ever….
Your brain will be refreshed in next five seconds.....5.....4....3...2..1.LOADING........Please wait.....ERROR: no brain detected
Kanjoson sitam sehnay ki B had hoti Hay,

Kisi ko satanay ki B had hoti Hay,

Sms bhejnay ki koshish karo yaar,

Muft k sms parhnay ki B had oti a