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How can we prevent Noise Pollution?
How can we prevent Noise Pollution?
How can we prevent Noise Pollution?
Keep vehicle horn in silent mode!;)
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May, 13 2010
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In tough times u''ll
In tough times u''ll always find 2 hands
Eagerly waiting to help u
&
Those hands will be at the end of ur own arms . . . . :p
BelievE iN YourselF . . . <-:
Ye lo bangali baba ka taviz
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Ye lo bangali baba ka taviz
Jis larki kø bhejø ge wø foran set ho ja''aygi..
1 Aurat Ne 1
1 Aurat Ne 1 Wakil Se Pocha K
Talak Lene K Lye Kia
Sharyat Lazmi Hoti Hai ?
Wakil Bola "Talak Lene K Lye
App Ko Shadi Shudo Hona Zorori Hai"
ek pathan bandoq le kar
Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar
Machli Ka Shikar Krny
Jungle Mein Gaya.
Jao Re Tum Bhi PATHAN Nikla,
Joke Tou Uppar Hi Khatam Ho Gaya Tha.. =P ;)
Sufaid Baal
Husband:Aaj khana tumhari Maa ne banaya hai ?
Wife:Haan par apko kaise pata chala ?
Husband:Roz khaney mein kaaly baal milte hain aur aaj sufaid mila hai.
Techr: agr 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain
Techr: agr 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain
aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain
phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?
Studnt: sir,
asaan wale ap ne khud hal kr lye
aur mushkil wala mere lye chor diya. :-)
phansi se pehle jail
Phansi se pehle jailer ne pathan se pocha:
bata teri akhri khuwaish kya hai?
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Pathan: bus punjab mei 1 khud kush hamla krny do...=P;->
Baqi Sab Da Fittay MOOONH.
You Are My Best Friend.
Wanna Proof?
Shair Arz Kia Hai
EK Main Aur EK Tu.
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Baqi Sab Da Fittay MOOONH. :-)
is qadar hum zindagi
Is qadar hum zindagi ko manany nikly,
Uski chahat k hum pagal deewany nikly,
Jb b usy dil ka haal sunana chaha,
Honton se Nasibo Lal k gany nikly... ;->
Pervaiz Elahi To
Pervaiz Elahi To Ch Shujaat, Paa Ji 5 Sal Pehle Tou Sirf Gujrat k Log Hum Pe Laanat Bhejtay Thay Or Aaj 16 Crore Awam Bhej Rahi Ha ..
He Replied: HAR QADAM TARAQI KI JANAB :)
''Doctor: Mrs.
''Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!
Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!
Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!
:D''
Ladkiya Burkha Pahanti
Ladkiya Burkha Pahanti
Hai Chehra Chupane Ke Liye,
(Wa Wa)
Repet Once Again
Do Aankhe Khuli Rakti Hai
"LADKO" Ko Patane Ke Liye,
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