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A promising young man
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A promising young man
A promising young man
A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.
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May, 26 2010
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High Class Beizzati
High Class Beizzati
If u hav 1 father, call me.
If u hav 2 fathers, sms me.
If u hav 3 fathers, mis call me.
If i m ur father, just ignore this message. . . :P
dard bhara sms
Ooi
aa
uff
maa
aai
aah
mmm
aaa
ouch
aa
haye
uff
aa
i
maa
bas
aa
maa
ouch
i
uff
ooh
bara dard hai,
mere iss SMS main,
tum ne bhi mehsos kiya na.:-D
''Doctor: Mrs.
''Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!
Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!
Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!
:D''
Munna bahi:-yeh doctor
Munna bahi:-yeh doctor
log opration karne se pehle
patient ko behosh kyon
karte hai?
Circut:-Bole to patient khud opration karna
sikh na le isliye.
pathan namaz parh
Pathan Namaz Parh
Rha The
Dost Us k Barey Me
Kisi Ko Bata Rha Tha k
Ye Barey Namazi, Rarhaizgar
Aur Muttaqi Hyn
Pathan Namaz Tor Kr
Bola Me HAJI n Hoon ... ;->
Balle... Balle....
Balle... Balle....
..
.. Pura Syllabus Padh Liya....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
. Ab Book Padhana Baki Hai !!!!!!!
Le daso
Amrican:
Hmary tu Kutty chor pkar lety hen!
Japani:
Hmari fish tu Basket Ball khel leti hy.
Pakistani:
Lo dasso jee
Sady ty Bandar V msg parh lendy ny.
Do you know what
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a man who''ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness?
It means you''re in the wrong house, ;->
i mis u, i love u, i like u, tu meri jan,
i mis u,
i love u,
i like u,
tu meri jan,
tu mera chand,
tu meri subha,
tu meri sham
-
-
-
zyada khush hone ki zarurat nhi.
@I LØVE PAKISTAN@
''OPEN WITH LOVE
''OPEN WITH
LOVE
,,,,,/////////-\\\\\\\\,,,,,,,,,,
KUCH KEHNA HAI,,,,
TUM SE,,,,,,,,,,,
WOHI BAAT JO DIL KO CHOO JAYE......
BAS WOHI
3 LAFAZ!!!!!!
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
INSAN BAN JA !
socho us waqt
Soch us wqt meray Dil pe kaya guzra hogi
“D_G”
Jb us ne ghoom k meri taraf daikha or boli:
Ezcuze me…..
“PAd”
Ap ne maara hy?
The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend
The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend..
Friend Says: Hey Plz Drive Safely N Slowly..
B.Friend Says: Abay Bhaga Yr Us Agay Wali
Car Me Full Bachiyan Hain ;->
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