ek aadmi raat ko 3 b

Ek aadmi raat ko 3 baje utha or, Tahajjud parhne k bad dua mangte waqt bola..

''mere Mola sab so rahe hain or mai teri ibadat kar raha hoon,

to saath wali charpai se Aawaz aai

''kamine tu apni dua maang humari kyun shikayat kar raha hai... ;->

May, 06 2010 258 chars (2 sms) 2209 views Funny

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Wife:What is 10 years with me?

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Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

look outside its sp

Look outside It''s sp pleasant !
Sun smiling 4 you..
Trees dancing 4 you..
Birds singing for you..
Because I requested them
All to wish you
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Wh8''s the difference

Q. Wh8''s the difference between Mechanical Engineers & Civil Engineers ... ?

A. Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets ... ;->

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happy anniversary an

Happy Anniversary And May Your Marriage Be
Blessed With Love,

Joy And Companionship For All The Years Of

Your Lives!

Ek Charsi Eyes Donate Kerne Gaya

Ek Charsi Eyes Donate Kerne Gaya
Aftr Operation
Dr Asks: Kuch Kehna Chahte Ho ?
Charsi: Jis Ko Bhi Aankhai''n Lagana Usay Bata Dena
Ye 2 Cush Lagane K Baad Khulti Hyn . . . ;->

Experiencd Man Says:

Experiencd Man Says:

"The Real Problem

Doesnt Start Whn Boy

Starts Luking At A Girl.

It Begins, Whn She

Turns &

Looks Back At D Guy"

Agar kissi k dil

Agar kissi k dil mein dekhna ho to uski ankhon mein dekho, kyun k ankhein jhoot naheen bolteen.

iss aitbaar sey tum boht kharab bandey ho tumhari ankhein aik jaqah par naheen tiktee

3 gift from govt pakistan on NEW year 2008

3 gift from govt pakistan
on NEW year 2008

1.Gas band

2.Bijli band

3.Atta band

Agr ap chahte ho k awam ki
gand b band ho jae tu "CYLE"
PER MOHR LAGAO.

''ek admi kabar par betha tha,

''ek admi kabar par betha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.''

ill always remember

I"ll always remember The day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty,
I don"t know what I"d do
Your loving and thoughtful,
Just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile
It makes me want you.Happy Anniversary

Dentist Ki Beti

Dentist Ki Beti B.F Se: Aj Kitna Acha Moqa Tha Tm Mere Dad Se Shadi Ki Baat Krskty Thy.
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ek aadmi raat ko 3 b

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