Dehshat Gard Itnay Ho

Dehshat Gard Itnay Ho
Dehshat Gard Itnay Ho Gaye Hain
Mulk Mei "Faraz" , , ,

Humne Muhallay Ki Cricket Team
Se Bhi Naam Katwa Diya Aaj... =P ;->
  

May, 14 2010     131 chars (1 sms)     2207 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages



How bollywood proved dat 2012 is not the end of Love
?
.
?
.
?
.
?
.
?
.
?
.
?
.
By The Movie-
"LOVE STORY 2050"
A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".
Girl:mein tumare liye sab
kuch chod dungi,


Boy:Maa Bap?


Girl:yes


Boy:khana peena?


Girl:yes


Boy:Starplus?



Girl:Jaban Sambhal k
BOL....................;->
Once a man was smoking
in Airport
A gentleman arrive n ask
him: "Ek din mei kitni
cigarette pee lete ho ?"

Man : Why ?

Gentleman : Agar tum ab tak
zndgi me cigarete pe kharch
kiye paise bachaty tou
Samne khara hua plane
tumhara hota ..

Man: Tou kia wo plane aap
ka hy ?

Gentleman: Nhi

Man: Thnkx Sir for ur advice
wo plabe mera hi hy ... =P

Moral :
Don''t try to be over-smart
Sutta Laga k Geo
Roses are Laal
Sky is neela
Your mind is Like
Khali Patila.

Bura maan Liya
Okay.

Roses are red
Water is Cool
I''m handsome
n U''re fool

Lo thora aur bura maan lo!
"==LyF Ki RiNgToNe=="

Gham Ko Karo Delete
Khushi Ko Karo Save

Rishton Ko karo Recharge
Dosti Ko karo Download

Dushmani Ko Karo Erase
Sach Ka Karo Broadcast

Jhoot Ko karo Switch Off
Tention Ko Karo Not Rechargeable

Pyar Ki karo InComing On
Nafrat Ki karo OutGoing Off

Lanuage Ko Karo Control
Hansi Ka Karo Outbox Full

Aansu Ka Karo Inbox Khaali
Gusse Ko karo Hold

Muskan Karo Send
Help Ko Karo Ok

Self Ko karo Autolock
Dil Ko Karo Viberate

Phir Dekho Lyf Ki Ringtone Kitni Polyphonic Ho Jaye Gi....... :->
Cutest Proposal

Boy : kya mai aapka address jaan sakta hoon

Girl : kyun?

Boy : 1 din baraat leker aana hai

Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsbnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti?


Socho ?












Ans-SHANTI
2 Friends ne Jungle mein ek Sher ko dekha to ek dost Darakht pe charh gaya aur doosra Zameen pe let gaya aur saans rokli.
.
.
Sher paas aya aur bola:
.
.
.
Na puttar Na.....yaha pe Zubaida aapa k totke nahi chalte.
Biology Teachr: Girls Can U Tel Me

Where Is Ur Heart Xactly?






All Girls Shoutd Loudly

Hamara Dil To "hAmY" K Pass Hai Madam!
Customer:
I need a ladies suit.


Shopkeeper:
Begum k liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaoon?
:-o
''Difference Between Friend & Wife

You can Tell Your Friend
"You are my Best Friend"

But

Do you have courage tell to your Wife
"You are my Best Wife?"