Sardar''s Interview 4 New Job

Sardar''s Interview 4 New Job
Sardar''s Interview 4
New Job

Interviewer: Wht Did
U Do B4 ?
Sardar: I Was In Army
Iterviewer: How Long
Were U In Army ?
Sardar: Five Foot
Eleven Inch ...
  

May, 25 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2726 views       Funny

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