Wife : " Suniye ji ! Apki Aziz Dost ghalat larki se shaddi kar raha hai . Aap Usey Roktay kyun nahi ?"
Husband : " Main Kyun Roko? Aus Ne Mujhe Roka Tha Kiya ?? "
Aap jaisa koi meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye Aap jaisa cute meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye Aap jaisa cute meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye Aap jaisa bewakoof meri jhhoti baaton per yakeen kare to "APRIL FOOL" banjaye
A lady went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of soup.
Lady : Waiter, what is this soup called?
Waiter : It is called special chicken soup.
Lady : But I see no chicken in it!
Waiter : That''s why it''s so special!
Mein tum sey pyar karta hoon! mein tumharey baghair zinda naheen reh sakta, agar tum mujhe na millee to mein khudkushi kar loon gha, chahey kuch b ho jaye mein tum sey hee mohabat karta rahoon gha.
Shabash seekh liya.......ab rozana 10-15 sey yehi bol diya karna
Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?
Girl:female ,har koi ispe charthe hai.
Boy: to Phir woh pregrant kyon nahi hoti?
Girl:kyon k sab peachay se charhte hai.
