Wife : " Suniye ji !

Wife : " Suniye ji ! Apki Aziz Dost ghalat larki se shaddi kar raha hai . Aap Usey Roktay kyun nahi ?"
Husband : " Main Kyun Roko? Aus Ne Mujhe Roka Tha Kiya ?? "

May, 21 2010 164 chars (2 sms) 2045 views Funny

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ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti....

Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho

Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st
Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga
Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti.

Catch her by her waist…

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI

Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?

Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?

Santa: Tipu Sultan''s Skeleton.

Tourist: And Smaller Skeleton Next To It?

Santa: Tipu''s When He Was Child

''uSAY KAHA b THA k t

''uSAY KAHA b THA k tMHARI sHALWAR PHATI HUE HAI faraz
Beghairat Muskura kar kheta hai "HOLAY HOLAY SE HAWA LAGTI HAI"''

Principal 2 Students:

Principal 2 Students:

U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.

Students:

Impossible Sir!

College Is Only For 6 Hours!

. "Alhamdulillah" bohot mazay mein hain

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"Alhamdulillah" bohot mazay mein hain;-)

''Chalo dekhen faraz

''Chalo dekhen faraz naya saal mere muqaddar me kya laya hai,
pichle saal kamino ne mera bohot record lagaya hai,
shair koi bhi ho naam mera lagaya hai,
kambakhaton ko na taras mere naam pe aya hai,
ab to koi apne bachay ka naam faraz nahi rakhe ga,
sunne me to ye ailan bhi aya hai,
dusre mulk walon ko bhi hairan karwaya hai,
faraz kon sa ajooba hai or pakistanio ne kahan se paya hai,
Itna mashoor to kisi ka baap bhi na tha,
star nahi kamino ne mujhe superstar banaya hai"''

HUSBAND and WIFE

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

You can do so much in 10 minutes time.

You can do so much in 10 minutes time. . .

Ten minutes, once gone, are gone for good. . .

Divide your life into 10-minute units

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sacrifice as few of them as possible in meaningless activity." ;->

Why are women

Why are women such bad drivers?
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Because there is no road between the bedroom and the
bathroom. . . :p

Majnoo Laila Ki

Majnoo Laila Ki Zulfon Me Aisa Khoyak Behosh Ho Gaya.

Jab Hosh Aya To Pocha.

Laila!
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Kitne Dino Se Sr Nhi Dhoya?

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Wife : " Suniye ji !

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