Jis tarha 1 machhar marnay

Jis tarha 1 machhar marnay say ap SHIKARI nahi ban jaogay.......

Theek usi tarah.../

2-3 sms karnay say aap BHIKARI nahi ban jao gay.....

May, 21 2010 178 chars (2 sms) 1636 views Funny

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science k teacher kehtey

science k teacher kehtey hein k dil aur dimagh mil kar jism ka nizam challatey hein,

Urdu k Teacher kehtey hein k dil aur dimagh mukhtalif hotey hein,dimagh kuch aur kehta hai aur dil kuch aur,

So students mein nein hal dhoond liya hai,

"Aayo apney apney dil kissi ko dey aayein phir khali dimagh k saath study karein ghey"

agar app Pakistan k P

agar app Pakistan k Prime Minister ban jayein to pata hai kya hoga,

1- App k daur mein Pakistan ka Naam Kanjoosstan
2- Sirf Imdad aaye ghee
3- fauj India sey Hathyar ley kar Istimal karey ghee
4- Milkman dhood mein pani naheen Pani mein dhood milayein ghey
5- aakhir mein aap kee ankh khul jaye ghee aur khwab toot jayein ghey

the office boy enters boss''s office

the office boy enters boss''s office
i think its ur phone sir

boss- how do u know??

well a voice said
is that you, u old fool.

adnam saami se

adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani
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. after getting inspired from, i also decided to loose weight
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roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani...........;->

Lady : Is this my train?

Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don''t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Lahore.
Station Master : No Madam, I''m afraid it''s too heavy. . . ;->

On a romantic day

On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”

Tortoise and rabbit

Tortoise and rabbit gave CET exam and tortoise got 80% and rabbit got 81%. Both wanted admission in a good college, cut off was 85%. Rabbit dint get but tortoise got... How....??????? . . .. . .
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Ans: Remember tortoise had won the race when you were in first standard.. So.. Sports quota!!!!

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb milay...

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb milay...

1 sardar: chal police ko de atay hain.

2nd sardar: agar koi bomb rastay main phat gaya to?

1 sardar: jhoot bol deinge k 1 hi mila tha.

Banta was amazed t

Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess with his dog.
He watched the game in astonishment for a while.

"I can hardly believe my eyes!" Banta exclaimed.

"That"s the smartest dog I"ve ever seen."

"Nah, he"s not so smart," Santa replied.

"I"ve beaten him three games out of five"

Woh chumle ek baar t

Woh chumle ek baar to aati nahi neend
unki awaz sunte sunte hi raat jaati hai beet.
isiliye kehati hoon yaaro
ye risk na uthao
morten JALAO MACHCHHAR BHAGAO !!! :)

Last nite i caught sum stars.

Last nite i caught sum stars... i''ll give them to the person who is just so sparkling and speciall to me...
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Catch it its 4 u!

Aik jagah se

Husban: Darling! tum mujhe aik jagah se boht achi lagti ho.

Wife(khush ho k): Kahan se?

Husband: dooooooooooooor se...

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Jis tarha 1 machhar marnay

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