yeh aaj ki khabar hai.

yeh aaj ki khabar hai.
yeh aaj ki khabar hai...hamaare news reporter ab ullu ke gaav gaye hai...unki khabar kal pata chalegi..

tab tak suniye ye gaanaa..

"ting tinnngg tintingggg
o ooohh ohh ohhh ohhhhch
aye saalaa, abhi abhi,
huaa yakeen........"
  

May, 19 2010     234 chars (2 sms)     2008 views       Funny

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Angel askd a man
after death:
Kya tum shadi shuda thy?

Man: Haan

Angel Orderd:
Ye dozakh bhugat k
aaya hy isay
jannat main daal do

Angel ask same
question to another
man:

Man: 2 baar shaadi ki thi

Angel orderd:
Isay dozakh main daal do
isay dozakhmain rehny ki
aadat ho gai hy ... ;->
If you need advice,
text me…
If you need a friend,
call me…
If you need me,
come to me…
But
If you need money.
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THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?
Sardar: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.. ;-)
Mareez: ap ki nurse bhot ache hai... us ne hath lagaiya or mai thek ho gaiya..!!!! :)
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Doctor: pata hai "THAPER" ki awaz ander tak aye the...!!! :P

Boy : Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga.
Papa : Kyu Beta?

Boy : Aaj School Mein Hamara Wazan Kiya Tha.

Papa : Toh Kya Hua?

Boy : Aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya to.;->


Pathan; o yaara ye bkra kitne ka hai ?

admi : 28000 ka







pthan heran ho kr









camery wala ha.. :p ;->
THE GREATEST GIFT u can give to someoneis your time.
beacause when you give someone your time, You are giving them a portion of life that you will never get back

Everything is
"Pre-Written"
But, with Prayers
it can be
"Re-Written"... ;->

/GooD MorninG\

Have a Blessed Day (:->
Gaalib ne apni mashooka ko date par bulaya, Wo late aayi to ye sher sunaya ''Falak pe sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai, Dusri ka time ho gaya aur tu ab aa rahi hai''

TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?


Main naha rha hon



Tum naha rhe ho



Wo naha rhi hy

Ham sab naha rhe hyn

STUDENT:sir, ye

BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.


Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
Kick off ur shoes,
take a break,
Crank the tunes,
Dance & Shake,
light the candles,
cut the cake.
Make it a day,
that"s simply Great!!!
Happy B"Day..