The fight we had last night was my fault,

The fight we had last night was my fault,
The fight we had last night was my fault,


my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.
  

May, 19 2010     100 chars (1 sms)     1981 views       Funny

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"Apni Zindagi Main
Ronaq Aur Dolat
Ka Dher Dekhna
Chahate Ho Tou
Apna Zameer Baich
Dalo

Aish-o-Ishrat
Main Raho Ge"

~ Janab-e-Mohtaram
Asif Ali Zardari ~
Neend Ki Goli Kha Lo
Acha Rahy Ga

Socho''n Se Jaan Chura Lo
Acha Rahy Ga

Bachi Tou Tum Se
Phansti Nhi Koi

Sab Larkyo''n Ko Behan Bana Lo
Acha Rahy Ga ... ;->
Bus itna he kaha tha k Barson k Piyasay hain PaPpU,


Balti bher k us zalim ne ROH''AFZA bana diya... =P ;->
BOY: "Muj se shadi karo gi"


GIRL: Kyaaaaaaaaaaa?



BOY: Achi film hai na..!


GIRL : Kuttay k bachay..!



BOY: Whaaaaaaaaaat????



GIRL: Kitnay cute hotay hain na....
1 Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile K Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha

Kisi Ne Poocha

"Khan Saab Ye Konsi Science Hai ?"

Pathan: :"O Yaara Kbhi Kbhi Call Katna B Par Jata Hy Na" ;->
ub tanhai ka ehsas ho,

Na koi apke pass ho,

Na aap kisi ki nazar mein ho,

Na koi aapki nazar mein ho,

To samajh len k aap...???



BATHROOM
mein hein... ;->
One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the
thirteenth floor building when a man came running in
to his office and shouted "Santa Singh your daughter
Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in
panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office
window. While coming down when he was near the tenth
floor he remembered he didn''t have a daughter named
Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered
he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground
he remembered he was not Santa Singh.
Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”
Aik janaza dekh kar larki
muskurae,

Aik bazurg bole beti jawan mout par muskaraya nae krte,

Larkhi:baba kya karo wada kiya tha jb b milenge muskura ke milenge.
LXS 2154

LZM 5421

LWA 5421

LEA 8745

Aray itna Gor se kiya pahr rahe ho ?
Kal Subha 10 baje se pehle iin cars
par kapra mar dena Ok ??
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