AYE KAAAASH....! .

AYE KAAAASH....! .
AYE KAAAASH....!
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K TUM.....
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MARASI HOTAY TO MAIN TUM KO APNI SHADI PAR
DHOL BAJANAY K LIYE BHULATA
  

May, 19 2010     132 chars (1 sms)     2240 views       Funny

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Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake

Suddenly Male Snake Turned

&

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Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma
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Are you know jAn|x?

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I Broke Her BF''S Jaw..;-)
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agar koi mera naam poochey to mein naam tera bataoon gha,
agar koi mera naam poochey to mein naam tera bataoon gha,



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Warning . . . ! ! !










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When U Turn Turn Your PHONE Off


It Won''t Work . . . ;->

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King Nepolean Was Busy Fighting In Poland

Some Russian Prisoners Were Brought Infront Of Him

Their Attitude Was Very Humiliating 2wards King

They Said :"V Russian r Far Better Thn U
U Fight 4 Wealth & V Fight 4 Honour"

Nepolean Said :

"Every1 Fights 4 Wht He Doesn''t Have"
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beat diya..........;->
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& The Book Is Tittled By
"WhaT WoMeN WaNt"........... ;)