Andhe K Haath Me "Torch"

Andhe K Haath Me "Torch"
Andhe K Haath Me "Torch"

Behre k Haath Me "Radio"

Goonge K Haath Main "Mike"

Aur Aap K Haath Main Mobile

Wah Kia Zamana Aa Gaya Hai .....
  

May, 20 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2276 views       Funny

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Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me
Wada Tou Nahi kerte Dosti Nibhayenge

Koshish Ye Hi Rahegi Aap Ko Satayenge

Zarurat Pare Tou Dil Se Pukarna

POTTY Bhi Ker Rahe Honge Tou Bina Dhoye Chale Aayenge . . . ;->


Husband: agr tm india me hoti to wha log zror tmhari pooja krty,
Wife:kya me husan ki devi jesi lgti hn?
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Husband:
Nhi yar,
kali mata lgti ho.. =P ;->
Situation,

Whn 1 Hr Wi|L Be Back...

1st Frnd:Beth Ja Yaar Abhi To 10 Bjay Hain
Ghar Ja Kr Kya Krna Hai?

2nd Frnd:Nahi Yaar Naye To 11 Bjay Hain
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.***Aameen***

Dil mein maangi thi ... ;)
I Have No Gold To Send U ..

I Have No Diamond To Send U ..

I Have No Credit To Call U ..

I Have Just Desi Words To Say U That






"Chal Bay Nikal" :P ;->
1 Ladka achanak ladki ko dekh k bola-
"Lafz tere Geet mere,Ghazal koi sunau kya?

Ladki-"Hath mera Gaal tera,Kan k niche bajau kya."
''I want U to know that U are very important to me, It''s impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON''T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...''
Kya zamana aaya he!

Pahle log shadi k bad jo kam karte the,
abhi wo shadi se pahle kar rahe hen!


pata he kya?

Nahen na

KHUD Kushi.. ;-)
Larke Ne Larki Se Poocha : Kia Tum Pakeeza Mohabbat Par Yaqeen Rakhti Ho ?

Larki Ne Jawab Dia : Haan. . . Shru Main Tou Isi Trha Kerni Parti Hai ;->
ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!

V can use tears as a threat. ;->

Most guys wont hit us. ;->

V can always find someone to pay for our drink. ;->

V slap hard. ;->

V''re tempting. ;->

V dont have to pay for dinner. ;->

V''re the subject of almost ALL the love songs. ;->

No matter how mean v r, v can always get someone to fall in love wid us. ;->

We dont always mean wht v say. ;->

V dont always say wht v mean. ;->

Our Handwriting is Always Better... ;->

Ek Pathan Apne
Rakshey k Paas Khara
Tha
Ek Aadmi Ne Aa kr
Poocha: Tariq Road Jao
Gy ???


Pathan:
Chala Tou Jao''n Par
Mere Rakshay k Paas
Kon Khara Hoga ?? ;->