Andhe K Haath Me "Torch"

Andhe K Haath Me "Torch"
Andhe K Haath Me "Torch"

Behre k Haath Me "Radio"

Goonge K Haath Main "Mike"

Aur Aap K Haath Main Mobile

Wah Kia Zamana Aa Gaya Hai .....
  

May, 20 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     1774 views       Funny

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ik admi ki nai shadi hoti hai wo apni begum se bharey huey

kareloon ki famaish karta hai jab us ki biwi kareley bana k lati

hai tu ik dhaga us k moo mein ajata hai wo nikalta hai or nikalta

hi rehta hai do min bad wo kehta hai k begum jaldi
aao mei udhara ja raha hoon....
Apni saanson ko rok lijiye,


Dil ki dharkanon ko thaam lijiye,


Dil ki gaheraai se mera naam lijiye,


Bus ab normal ho jaiye aur apna kaam kijiye..
:-).
Ek Bachay Ne Apni Maa Se Pocha K Insaan Ki Nasal Kahan Se Start Hui,
Mom: Matti Se,
Bacha Mutma-En Na Hua.
Phr Apny Baap Se Yehi Question Kia To Jawab Mila:
"Bandar Se"

Bacha Phr Mom K Pass Aya Or Bola Papa To Ye Keh Rahay Hain.
Mom: Haan To Unho Ne Apni Btai Hai.
Fizayen Kehti hain Pyaar kro

Baharain kehti hain Aankhain Chaar kro

Magar Ghar walay kehte hain

Abhi Umar kam hai beta

PehLe B.COM tu Pass kro
Kabhi dost kahte the,
jaan bhi mango to hazir hai,
aaj wo apni girlfriend ko
jaan kahte hai
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Salo ab hazir karo apni jaan.
kash dil ke ye hasrat poori ho gaye
ap miss cal do aur wo recive ho gaye
sub kuch bhula ker hum kerte rahe batain
hosh tab aye jab balance khatam ho gaye
Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a Tiger who looked both hungry and
fast..

One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..

His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"

I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" :p ........


Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)
Naila nay zazia ko shabana nay shabnam ko rehana nay rukhsana ko alia nay anela ko bushra nay babra ko farah ne farzana ko humera nay hameeda ko akbar nay asghar ko basheer nay babar ko tanveer nay saleem ko imran nay ishaq ko khalil nay rahman ko kashif nay kamran ko liaqat nay lugman ko zeeshan nay zaman ko aur main nay app ko yeh sms ker diya ha!

Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
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Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!

1 Dafa 1 molvi movie dekh raha tha.

Doosra admi:molvi sab ap nay tu kaha tha
k ap movie nai dekhtay.


Molvi:mai is ko nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon...:-)
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan....