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Andhe K Haath Me "Torch"
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Andhe K Haath Me "Torch"
Andhe K Haath Me "Torch"
Andhe K Haath Me "Torch"
Behre k Haath Me "Radio"
Goonge K Haath Main "Mike"
Aur Aap K Haath Main Mobile
Wah Kia Zamana Aa Gaya Hai .....
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May, 20 2010
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Try this magic
Try this magic
go to
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DICTIONARY T9
Ab Screen ko aik hath se chupalo aur yeh key press karo
4164771968
aur magic dekho
: aap ka beta kya karta hai
Larki wale: aap ka beta kya karta hai?
Ans. larke ki amma ne kaha,
Mera beta 3.62 rupe mei 500 sms karta hai ROZANA... =P ;->
*2007* Dolha jahaiz mein
*2007*
Dolha jahaiz mein Car, AC mangta tha.
*2008*
Dolhe ne jahaiz mein Aata, Gas Cylindr or Generator mang lia.
waqi..
farq tu para hai
GEO musharaf !
sajna honge ka kab uspar sawar
sajna honge ka kab uspar sawar
or kab wo sarmayegi,
chand ki trah hogi uski surat,
jab wo apna ghoonght uthwayegi.
ek aadmi ka darwaza zor se baja
Ek Aadmi Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.
Woh Ghussay Se Darwazy Per Gaya Aur Bola:
"Kon Gadhay Ka Bacha Hai?"
Bahar Se Aawaz Aai:
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Abbu Main Hon. :-)
Doctor: U Look Exactly
Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.
Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?
Doc : Two...
MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..
How do you recognize
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
Sms Kartay Ho To Hatim Tai Lagtay Ho,
Sms Kartay Ho To Hatim Tai Lagtay Ho,
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Sms Krtay Ho To Hatim Tai Lagtay Ho,
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Nahi Krtay To"Mukhtaraan Mai" K Bhai Lagtay Ho!!!
''1 Girl: Mujhe to Aisa Larka chahiye jo,
''1 Girl: Mujhe to Aisa Larka chahiye jo,
Smart
Khubsurat
Descent
Shareef
Stylish
Naik
Ho
2nd Girl: Dafa ho Kameeni
""SADAQ""
Sirf Mera Hai.
Daalne Laga Main Cheekhne Lagi Wo
Daalne Laga Main
Cheekhne Lagi Wo
Hua Dard Itna
K Seh Na Saki Wo
Takleef Hui Itni
Boli Bahar Nikalo
Khuda K Waaste Haath Main
Duusri Choori Dalo . . . ;->
Plz note my new
Plz note my new number of ZONG (China Tel) now send ur sms and call at this new number....
§€^¿ ¥#¿>€~ø
Bye ;->
girlagr tmhe mjsy s
Girl:Agr Tmhe Mjsy Shadi Krni Hai To Tmhe Hr Hafte Mumi Ko 10kg Ata Dena Hoga,
Papa Ki Car Me 10litre Petrol Dlwana Hoga
Boy:Acha BEHAN Ami Abu Ko Salam Kehna
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