Andhe K Haath Me "Torch"

Andhe K Haath Me "Torch"
Andhe K Haath Me "Torch"

Behre k Haath Me "Radio"

Goonge K Haath Main "Mike"

Aur Aap K Haath Main Mobile

Wah Kia Zamana Aa Gaya Hai .....
  

May, 20 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     1995 views       Funny

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''FRIEND: Jb Garmi lagti hy To kia krte ho?

PATHAN: Hm Sb A.C K samne beth jate hain..

FRIND: Jb us se b zyada garmi lage to?

PATHAN: Phr hm AC On Kr lete hain.''
Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha ??
Mom: Nahi to !
Kid: To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise ???
Farishta Murday Say: Main Hisaab Lainay Aaya Hun
Murda: Ayay Ho Mere Zindagi Mein Tum Bahar Bun K
Farishta: Hisaab Shoru
Murda: Pocho Zara Pocho Mujhay Keya Huwa Hai
Farishta: Allah Ko Yaad Kiya
Murda: Kabhi Bhoola Kabhi Yaad Kiya
Farishta: Kiya Tum Allah Say Dartay Ho
Murda: Pyar Keya To Darna Kiya
Farishta: Main Ja Raha Hun
Murda: Akailay Na Jana Mujhay Chor K Tum...
Farishta: Tum Cheez Keya Ho?
Murda: Main Cheez Bari Hon Mast Mast... ;->
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!

Dazz..
Dazz Dazz Dazz ...
Dazz dazz dazz dazz. . .
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Chup jao.. FARAZ ''TALIBAN'' k sath mil gaya hy..!
:-)...
Aik SARDAR jee NE APNI SAGAI(ENGAGEMENT) TOD DI.

BATAO KYUN?...







SOCHO SOCHO……






BECAUSE LADKI KUNWARI THI.





STRANGE NA ..



BUT SARDAR Jee HAS RESON FOR THAT?


















- SOCHO Socho





BECAUSE HE BELIEVES THAT

JO LADKI AB TAK KISI KI NAHI HUYEE, WO MERI KYA HOGI.

BALLE – BALLE
Beemar shohar:
MuJhe Janwron k doctor k pass le Jao..
Biwi: Wo kiun..?
Shohar: Roz subah ''Murghe ki trah uth jata hun,
''Ghore ki trah bhag k ofice jata hun,
ghaday ki trah kaam krta
hun,
Ghar aa k sub par kutte ki trah bhonkta hun,
Aur

Raat ko ''Bhains k sath so jata hun..
I''m so proud of
.... M Y S E L F ....

I finished a
Jigsaw Puzzle
In 6 months

And

The box said
2 - 4 years ... =P =D
Raat Ko Sony Sy Pahly Ak Hi Dua Mango
"YA ALLAH Mujay Uta Ly

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Soba Sawery
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Namaz K Lie"


Son: Mom! Papa Bohat Shareef Hain.

Mom: Woh Kese?

Son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain.




Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)
''change tu mai manda hoya raag k saare ghanda hoyaa balens tenu kalya sajna maseet de jena chanda hoyaa''


1 sardar airhostess se,
“Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!”

Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:”Adat bhi bohut milti hai”