pathan ka shair

pathan ka shair
Pathan ka shair:
Na Botal main,Na jaar main.
Na hotel main na Bar main.
Na bike peh, Na car main...
Na Ishq mein, Na pyar mein.

Jo maza hy "NISWAR" mein.
  

Nov, 14 2013     155 chars (1 sms)     2842 views       Funny

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''Hain log vohi jahan mn achy
Jo serdeon main pehnty hain kachy''


After Putting us in fire of love, you are sweetly sleeping.

nahi samj ai ????

ya lo

aggan la ka sanu ishaq dian te app mithi neind sona wa.
What Is The Similarity
B/w A Beautiful ,
Educated, Wise ,
Decent ,Loving And
Caring Wife
&
Osama Bin Ladin ... ???
























Both Cannot Be
Found ... ;->
Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola:
Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo!

B.V:
aor aaj sey aap he mere leye
FARHAN hain, SAAD hain NOMAN hain
Karachi main birdflu ki waja se 3 lakh murghiya qatal ki gayi..

Murghiyo ka naya naara "Tum kitni murghiyan maaroge?

Har anday se murghi niklegi . . . ;->
College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay... Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay... Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay... Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay...


Can A Kangaroo Jump

Higher Than A Effiel Tower?


Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump


Baray-e-Meherbani

Is Saal Qurbani
Ki Khaalai''n
Khi Stock Exchange (KSE)
k Fund Main Jama
Kara Ker
Sawab-e-Darain Hasil
Kare''n

Frm
KSE 100 Index
Khaal Committee ;->
What is the height of kind heartedness?
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Its "me" messaging u
inspite of d busy schedule!
What Will Bunty Say To Bubly If He Sees Him After A Long Time????

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Hieeeeeeee !!!
is shart py khilen ge india sy cricket ki bazee,

agar jeet gaye to katrena hamari, aur haar gaye to veena tumhari
Happy mirasi day
:)
Ye msg usko bhejo jo apki nazr mein dunya ka sb se bara mirasi ho.

Mene to bhej dia ha.ab mujhy send kr k mirasio wali harkat mat karna :)