pathan ka shair

Pathan ka shair:
Na Botal main,Na jaar main.
Na hotel main na Bar main.
Na bike peh, Na car main...
Na Ishq mein, Na pyar mein.

Jo maza hy "NISWAR" mein.

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A sardar went to Pizza Hut.

A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.

The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.

Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

A Woman Gets On A Bus Wid Her Baby

A Woman Gets On A Bus Wid Her Baby

The Bus Driver Says :
Dats Ugliest Baby I Have Ever Seen

The Woman Goes To The Rear Of
The Bus & Sits Down ,

She Says To A Man Next To Her:
The Driver Just Insulted Me !

The Man Says :
You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off

Go Ahead I''ll Hold Your Monkey For You ...

Yaar Tum Se Ye Umeed

Yaar Tum Se Ye Umeed
Nhi Thi
Tum Ne Ye Kehte Waqt
Kuch Tou Socha Hota
Aakhir Tum Ko Zarurat Hi
Kia Thi k Tum Mere
Bary Me Logo''n ko Ye
Btao k

I m So Sweet ;->

Teacher asks girl,

Teacher asks girl,
"Which human body part expands 10 times its normal size?"

Girl: I can''t answer this question, I feel shy!

Teacher then asks a boy.

Boy: Its the Pupil of human eye.

Teacher: Right!

Then turns to the girl,
"Listen girl,
Ur thinking is wrong,
&
Ur expectations r too high"!!;-)

Jab barish hoti hai

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge

HUSBAND vs WIFE

As per research

A man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000

Problem starts when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000..

Dukandar Ny Subha

Dukandar Ny Subha Subha Dukan Kholi To 2 Kuty Agy Bethy Hue Thy

Dkandar;Oye Tusi Aethy Ki Ker Ray Ho?

Kuty: Yar Sari Raat Ponkdy Ray An,

2 "STREPSILS" Te Day:-D

''Police:

''Police: Park Me Romance Karte Ho, Bacho pe kya Asar Parega?

Aadmi: Hum dono Married Hain

Police: To Ghar Me Karo

Aadmi: Tab Iske Husband Par Kya Asar Parega?

Collage Ki Ladki.

Collage Ki Ladki.

Ghar Ki Kidki.

Dono Taadne K Lye Use Hote Hain . . !!

if columbus had been a married

If Columbus had been a Married man,he might have never discovered USA

Bcoz he
would be asked
Where r u going?
With whom?
To discover what?
When will u b back?

Pakistan ki awaam ko kitni Khushiyan mili ?

Pakistan ki awaam ko kitni Khushiyan mili ?

1. Bijli jane k baad Bijli aane ki khushi.

2. Line mein khara ho kar kabhi kabhi Aata milne ki khushi.

3. Sare din k baad raat k 11 baje Gas aane ki khushi.

4. Bazar se shopping kar k Bomb blast se bach kar Zinda ghar wapas aane ki khushi . . . . . <-;

jaane kese jeete hain

Jaane Kese
Jeete Hain
Log Yaadon
K Sahare "pAppu",,,

MaiN Tu Aik SawAL YAad kAr k sotA huN Wo Bhi SubAh bhooL jAtA hoN... ;->

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