pathan ka shair

pathan ka shair
Pathan ka shair:
Na Botal main,Na jaar main.
Na hotel main na Bar main.
Na bike peh, Na car main...
Na Ishq mein, Na pyar mein.

Jo maza hy "NISWAR" mein.
  

Nov, 14 2013     155 chars (1 sms)     3473 views       Funny

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Muft Ka Ihsan Na Laina Yaroo

Dil Abi Awr B Sasty Hown Ge... ;->
Shohr: maalum hota he k daraaz me koi khane ki chiz he.?

Bivi: Aap ne bilkul sahi andaza lagaya is me mere sendel hen. . . ;->
When Did tarzen think when he Saw a dead cheetah ??????

WoW! New UNDERWEAR !!!!!!!
They Said ...

There Would Be Black
President When Pigs
Fly ...

Obama Became
President And Only
Several Months Later

"SWINE FLU" ... ;->

Mobile Oscar Awards 2009:

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"BEST SMS Sender" Award Goes To

(''HumAyuN'')

Ab Jealous Ho Kar Apna Naam na Likhna. :-)


Baloch:hm tmhary lye sb chor denga

Girl:ami abu?
Bloch:Ao Re

Grl:khana pina?
Blch:Ao Re

Grl:apne dost?
Blch:Ao

Grl:gutka?
Blch:Jao re masi apna kam kro =P
Latest Shaytan Ki 4 Nishanian . . .

1. Haath Me Mobile Ho Ga





2. Angutha Button Par Ho Ga





3. Msg Parh KeR Hanse Ga





4. Phr Soche Ga Kis Ko Frwrd Karun . . . ;->
What is the diff. between dava & daru?
Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi...
SMS ka len den yuhi chalta rahega
dosti ka silsila badalta rahega
aap delete karte reh jaoge
par aapka mobile mere sms se bharta jaye ga
A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man''s 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...











The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
did u know what is mean by MAN
M=marvelous
A=and
N=nice
and the word WOMAN mean is
W=wanted
O=other
MAN=man