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friendly,
or lovely
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msg parh
rahay ho!!!:)
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''Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai?
''Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai?
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Jab Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaye
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So Rahe Ho Kya??''
If time doesn''t
If time doesn''t wait for you, don''t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
Gadhda be jo na Khaye vo Ghaas ho tum
Gadhda be jo na Khaye vo Ghaas ho tum
Stupid Idiot Baakwaas ho tum
52 jokoron wali taash ho tum
per phir bhi jo b ho yaar
dost bohat jhakaas ho tum
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Aaj bAdI ThAnD hAi ..
rAjAaAi uDh Ke sO JaA.->
pakistan aur afghani
Pakistan Aur Afghanistan Me Kia Farq Hai ????
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Sochoo.
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Me Batata Hoo
Afghanistan Ka Sadr KARZAI hai Aur Pakistan Ki poori Qaum KARZAI hai
''Insaan sub se zada Mafi kis k
''Insaan sub se zada Mafi kis
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samane mangta hai ??
Guess
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guess !
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Bihkari k samne
" Maaf karo Baba"''
Dost dousre se
Dost dousre se:"Tumhari apni B.V se laraei kis tarha khatam howi ?"
2 Dost: "Wo ghutnon k bal chal kar maire pas ai"
1 Dost: (seemingly impressed)Acha tu is nay shikast tasleem karte hue kia kaha.
2 Dost : kehne lagi Charpaie ke neechay se nikal aao or ainda zaban sambhal ke baat karna !! ;->
1st Frnd:Yar
1st Frnd:Yar Wo Najoomi To Bra Pohncha Hoa Nikla
Us Ne Asad Se Kaha Tha K Us Ki Zindagi Mein Bray Utaar Cherhao Ayein Ge
Or Waqaee Wo Lift Operator Bn Gya He
Baharon Ki Mehfil Suhani Rahegi
Baharon Ki Mehfil Suhani Rahegi
Labon Par Khushi Ki Kahani Rahegi
Chamakte Rahenge Khushiyon K Sitaray Aap Ke
Jab Tak Humare Messages Ki Meherbani Rahegi ;->
translate into engli
Translate into english.
"wo meri nawasi hai".
Pathan:
"She is my
Eighty Nine".
Teacher : What do you call a person
Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.
Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,
Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,
U Know Y?
WhenEver U Face Any Problem
Just C Ur Pic
& Say 3 Times
"If i Can FaceThis,
i Can Face AnyThing."
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