wese tusi na.....

wese tusi na.....
wese tusi na.....
Tusi
baray
cute,
smart,
intellegent,
nice,
loving,
caring,
dashing,
adorable,
marveellous,
attractive,
friendly,
or lovely
banday ka
msg parh
rahay ho!!!:)
  

May, 24 2010     191 chars (2 sms)     2079 views       Funny

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Laado De Lashkare Jag Mag Kapre Sare!

O Laado Sabun...
O Laado Sabun...
















Ye Comercial BREAK Tha

Now

U Continue Ur Work Jo Kr Rahe Thay ;->
Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?
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A: 99 Year Old Lady Buying A

SIM Card With Life Time Validity..!!!
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
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MAN : I WENT TO THE DENTIST THIS MORNING.
WIFE : DOES YOUR TOOTH STILL HURT ???
MAN : I DON''T KNOW THE DENTIST KEPT IT...
Musharaf kay janay kay baad ye dil ki dua hai Faraz...

Zardari ko phanti lagay Altaf kay sath
Child 2 Dentist Doctor..!!!

Kya Dard k Baigar Bhi Daant nikalay Ja Saktay Hain ??

Dr: Nahi

Child: Ager Main Nikal K Dikhao

Dr: nikaloo

Child: He He He He He He
All da elecTrons were having parTY suddenly proTons aTTacked ThemA herO came & saved da eLecTrons.TheY asKed hero "who r u?"he said "Bond .....Covalent bond"
i Heard That

GOOD Looks

Can Kill ....


So

PlZzZ




Avoid Looking At Me


I Don''t Want To






See You Die ... ;->
Why dont nails bleed when we cut them???
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Think !
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Na-Khoon!! :)


~> Teacher: what is meant by
"I MISS YOU"

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~> Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
"Mein tumhari miss hon!"
PLz Pray For Me






I just Got my MedicaL report My condition is
Very CriticaL







As Days r Passing i''m Becoming
More









CuTe

SMARTER

&

AttracTive

Its Not CurabLe. . . ;->
Khamosh Palko''n Se Jb Aansu Bikhr Jate Hyn

Aap Kya Jano Aap Ktne Yaad Aate Hyn

Abhi Bhi Usi Mor Pe Kharey Hyn

Jahan Aap Ne Kaha Tehro

Hum Samosey Le Kr Aate Hyn .. ;->